Jack Of Owls
Arcane
In Divine Divinity, Larian Studios' idea of a mystery quest was where you have to figure out who's been pissing in the sacramental wine in the church, though I thought it was kind of funny.
They at least made sense. Perhaps you aren't able to appreciate English writing, foreign scum.Tell us about those in Oblivion and Fallout 3 instead.The entire Baldur's Gate main quest.
Occult readings of the lines in my shit have delivered more coherent stories.
You seem to have enjoyed those.
Why don't you tell us why the writing in Skyrim is comparatively superlative?
But since you insist, and since everybody's IQ seems to be around room temperature...
>Daddy dearest claims the wasteland needs water, but when you get outside no one seems to give a shit. A lot of people seem to be just surviving just fine.
>It's been 200 years since the bombs fell, but Daddy dearest claims the wasteland needs clean water now. How did the wasteland survive for so long with no clean water, one of the most basic necessities for survival? The implication here is that the Capital Wasteland hasn't had clean water so far, hence why it needs now.
How do you think radiation works? How do the animals in Chernobyl survive? How do japs survive in Hiroshima and Nagasaki?
Radiation causes mutations that signifanctly increase mortality, but demonstrably does not make it impossible to reproduce. But life would sure be a lot better without constant radiation.
Every 15 year old knows this.
But since you insist, and since everybody's IQ seems to be around room temperature...
>Daddy dearest claims the wasteland needs water, but when you get outside no one seems to give a shit. A lot of people seem to be just surviving just fine.
>It's been 200 years since the bombs fell, but Daddy dearest claims the wasteland needs clean water now. How did the wasteland survive for so long with no clean water, one of the most basic necessities for survival? The implication here is that the Capital Wasteland hasn't had clean water so far, hence why it needs now.
How do you think radiation works? How do the animals in Chernobyl survive? How do japs survive in Hiroshima and Nagasaki?
Radiation causes mutations that signifanctly increase mortality, but demonstrably does not make it impossible to reproduce. But life would sure be a lot better without constant radiation.
Every 15 year old knows this.
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> Daddy dearest kills himself for no reason and the main villain somehow survives the murder attempt caused by this, even though he has no protective gear of any kind.
Daddy dearest thought he could kill the baddies by suicide-radiation-bombing. And it would have worked if Colonel Autumn didn't clearly inject himself with a high tech Enclave anti-rad syringe.
Your lack of attention to... I wouldn't even call it detail... painfully obvious animations happening directly in front of your face is bewildering.
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>G.E.C.K is supposed to be an agriculture starter kit, not magic which is what basically is in Fallout 3.
Cry me a river. (1) this is sci fi, and (2) the Fallout 3 GECK doesn't even break the internal sci fi logic.
Fallout 3 takes place on the other end of a continent. This GECK is a superior iteration on the tech you saw in California. "Problem" solved.
You might conceptualize this through analogy as the Bugatti Veyron versus the Model T, or perhaps even more clearly, in the disparity between myself (a homo sapiens/neanderthal with hybrid vigor) versus you (a cro-magnon).
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>The entire story is literally about two factions killing each other to press a button.
I never said the story was good. I said it was coherent, unlike Baldur's Gate. So by stating the plot so succinctly, you've only further proved my point.
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>Enclave was thoroughly destroyed in Fallout 2, somehow comes back and they have a base in the East Coast.
Again, sci fi and internal logic. Vault Tech had hundreds of vaults. You really think it's bizarre that the US government would have multiple contingency plans? Hell, stationing the Enclave in DC makes even more sense than in cuckifornia.
I'll also go on ahead and say that if you love Fallout 2 then you have no business criticizing Fallout 3.
I'll also go on ahead and say that if you love Fallout 2 then you have no business criticizing Fallout 3.
You should go ahead and insult Fallout 1 while you're at it. After all, Bethesda used Fallout 1 as a template for Fallout 3's water problems and getting kicked out of the vault after 'saving' it. Oh, and just so you know, Super Mutants and Brotherhood of Steel originated from Fallout 1, and both are rather minor elements in Fallout 2, and yet they're heavily presents in Fallout 3.I'll also go on ahead and say that if you love Fallout 2 then you have no business criticizing Fallout 3.
Fallout 2 embodies the retardation present in Fallout 3. To deny Bethesda used Fallout 2 as a template to make Fallout 3 is being dumb.
It might've not done well, but I'd take a fucking tribal any fucking day instead of having to start the game from a fucking vault, again.and rewrite Fallout 2 so it isn't a fucking tribal who destroys the remnants of the U.S. government.
A fucking tribal.
You should go ahead and insult Fallout 1 while you're at it. After all, Bethesda used Fallout 1 as a template for Fallout 3's water problems and getting kicked out of the vault after 'saving' it.
Oh, and just so you know, Super Mutants and Brotherhood of Steel originated from Fallout 1
Oh yeah, starting from a vault is a legacy from Fallout 1, and Bethesda used it not just Fallout 3, but ALSO Fallout 4.
It might've not done well, but I'd take a fucking tribal any fucking day instead of having to start the game from a fucking vault, again.
"Just because I'm immune to radiation and also your companion does not mean I will be pressing your button for you, just man up and die already, FFS!"They at least made sense. Perhaps you aren't able to appreciate English writing, foreign scum.Tell us about those in Oblivion and Fallout 3 instead.The entire Baldur's Gate main quest.
Occult readings of the lines in my shit have delivered more coherent stories.
You seem to have enjoyed those.
Why don't you tell us why the writing in Skyrim is comparatively superlative?
"I'm looking for my father, a middle aged man." Enough said.
The best thing about this post is that you can rate it a mystery and it is also a ghost. Perhaps the kid made it to the internetIn Baldur’s Gate II there is a ghost of a halfling boy who can’t rest because his flipping teddy bear was “abducted” by a dwarf—a dwarf that killed him. Why did the dwarf kill him? And more importantly, why did the dwarf steal the boy’s teddy bear of all things!?
Makes you wonder which writer/designer at these studios sit down and makes these quests. Must've been really bored.
Aaaand one more thing, regarding Skyrim:"Just because I'm immune to radiation and also your companion does not mean I will be pressing your button for you, just man up and die already, FFS!"They at least made sense. Perhaps you aren't able to appreciate English writing, foreign scum.Tell us about those in Oblivion and Fallout 3 instead.The entire Baldur's Gate main quest.
Occult readings of the lines in my shit have delivered more coherent stories.
You seem to have enjoyed those.
Why don't you tell us why the writing in Skyrim is comparatively superlative?
"I'm looking for my father, a middle aged man." Enough said.
In Oblivion we had:
Mindless copypasta:
also the reason why I wanted to punch retards defending OB by saying that rainforest doesn't have to mean jungle in their drooling little faces, shattering their malformed little jaws and sending the jagged bone shards into their, ironically misnamed, braincases, so they would emit loud pops as the air would rush through the newly created openings to fill the stagnant vacuum within.The Provinces of Tamriel said:Cyrodiil is the cradle of Human Imperial high culture on Tamriel. It is the largest region of the continent, and most is endless jungle. The Imperial City is in the heartland, the fertile Nibenay Valley. The densely populated central valley is surrounded by wild rain forests drained by great rivers into the swamps of Argonia and Topal Bay. The land rises gradually to the west and sharply to the north. Between its western coast and its central valley are deciduous forests and mangrove swamps.
Uh-uh. I assume Tribunal Temple, as it's the same version as in Morrowind, and both Daggerfall and Morrowind confirm that the aedra worshippers aren't nearly prude enough:The Real Barenziah said:[This passage has been censored by order of the Temple.]
Morrowind said:In Cyrodiil, she has nearly a dozen different cults; some are devoted to women, some to artists and aesthetics, and others to erotic instruction.Daggerfall said:Enter about any temple, you lazy fuck.
What is fucking Tribunal Temple doing in my fucking Cyrodiil?
Engineered dumbfuckery:
The hell I am.Light Armor Repair said:Chainmail, Elven, Mithril and Glass are all examples of metallic light armor. You may be surprised to think that Glass can be thought of as metallic, but appearances are deceiving.
The trickiest of all is Glass. Hammer blows struck across the grain run the risk of shattering the armor. Whenever possible, allign the hammer blows with the grain. In extreme cases, place the armor in tub of oil. Place the anvil so that the affected piece is on the anvil, but just under the oil. Vibrations from the hammer blows are absorbed by the oil and less likely to shatter the Glass.
DLC said:Working altar of Sithis :trollface:
Bottomless ignorance:
Loldirectdescendantandnoaedricartifactsplusdaedricartifactsbeingpartsofdaedreexceptwhentheyarenotwut?
Premeditated rape:
Faux medieval temperate happyland with definitelynotcathedrals with quasichristian monks.
Ubiquitous obliviousness:
Everything is stupid, everyone behaves like a retard - nobles ignoring daedric invasion and/or opportunities for power grabs, Uriel ignoring everything but his possibly indigestion induced nightmares and dreamy %PCName's face, Baurus ignoring player being an escaped convict standing over quickly cooling body of the Emperor in a cul-de-sac with conspicuously bloodied sword in one hand and the sacred amulet of plot-embolism in another, Mages Guild ignoring magical research, necromancers ignoring TES not being clear cut standard DnD, general population ignoring opening gates, fire ignoring the city it's consuming, pickpockets ignoring numerous witnesses and victims staring at their hilariously conspicuous attempts at staying undetected, petty criminals ignoring perspective of swift death at the hands of guards, bandits ignoring dead bodies of their comrades lying around and arrows lodged in their own bottoms and daedra ignoring Nirn they are supposed to be invading.
Etc.
Also, retarded, counterimmersive scaling plus superheavy glass hammers.
The pre-made characters had explanations for why they're chosen in the character description. So basically if you use your own character it's "up to your imagination."It's been a long time since I last played FO1, but does it even explains why Vault Dweller was selected for that mission?
Fallout 2 manual said:For several generations, your ancestors and mine lived within the Vault. As best as they could figure, it was too dangerous to try and leave the Vault. They grew their own food, recycled their waste, read, worked, slept, had families, and even purified the necessary water within the Vault. I was born in the creche, and was raised by the community (and a robot). It was a good life, but all good things come to an end. About three generations after the War, the water-purification chip the Vault relied on to create the fresh water broke down. All the spare parts were missing or busted, and without the water-chip the Vault was doomed. Something had to be done. The Overseer gathered the healthy of us between a certain age and made us draw straws. Guess what? I drew the short one. Wouldn’t be much of story if I didn’t, would it? I left the Vault the next day.
I just pretend he was exploring and just locked himself in there about an hour before I found him
What about his parents though? The way they talk clearly implies it's been a long time and they even say they thought he was dead. Plus, he didn't even know his parents were ghouls. It's hard to even pretend with this quest.
I mean, you just need some strong pretending skills. I spend the entire game pretending I don't have a son to be looking for. When I get to the Institute, I continue pretending.
Fallout 4 is a great game if you spend your playthrough pretending it's a great game
Tell that to the vault buried underground in need of a new water chip.https://www.oism.org/nwss/s73p919.htm
The dangers from drinking fallout contaminated water could be greatly lessened by using expedient settling and filtration methods to remove fallout particles and most of the dissolved radioactive material. Fortunately, in areas of heavy fallout, less than 2% of the radioactivity of the fallout particles contained in the water would become dissolved in water.
Filtering through earth removes essentially all of the fallout particles and more of the dissolved radioactive material than does boiling-water distillation, a generally impractical purification method that does not eliminate dangerous radioactive iodines. Earth filters are also more effective in removing radioactive iodines than are ordinary ion-exchange water softeners or charcoal filters. In areas of heavy fallout, about 99% of the radioactivity in water could be removed by filtering it through ordinary earth.
Yeah building a water filter 200 years after the war sure seems like the most necessary thing ever. There is no other way to filter water than to build a mega hightech water filter.
Three Dog is just another hustler. Typical.I'm trying not to be critical of games I haven't played in ages. But the one thing I do remember being was Three Dog asking you to go to a place infested by Super Mutants just to collect a satellite dish so he would tell you where your father went to. The best part is that this very same retard is the one that later calls you out on murdering evil ghouls (all while your Karma level drops).
no.Fallout 3 may not have a good plot, but at least it's coherent.
Tell that to the vault buried underground in need of a new water chip.https://www.oism.org/nwss/s73p919.htm
The dangers from drinking fallout contaminated water could be greatly lessened by using expedient settling and filtration methods to remove fallout particles and most of the dissolved radioactive material. Fortunately, in areas of heavy fallout, less than 2% of the radioactivity of the fallout particles contained in the water would become dissolved in water.
Filtering through earth removes essentially all of the fallout particles and more of the dissolved radioactive material than does boiling-water distillation, a generally impractical purification method that does not eliminate dangerous radioactive iodines. Earth filters are also more effective in removing radioactive iodines than are ordinary ion-exchange water softeners or charcoal filters. In areas of heavy fallout, about 99% of the radioactivity in water could be removed by filtering it through ordinary earth.
Yeah building a water filter 200 years after the war sure seems like the most necessary thing ever. There is no other way to filter water than to build a mega hightech water filter.
Option A: send a lone retard out into the wastes to find a chip that may not exist. Die of dysentery if he fails.Tell that to the vault buried underground in need of a new water chip.https://www.oism.org/nwss/s73p919.htm
The dangers from drinking fallout contaminated water could be greatly lessened by using expedient settling and filtration methods to remove fallout particles and most of the dissolved radioactive material. Fortunately, in areas of heavy fallout, less than 2% of the radioactivity of the fallout particles contained in the water would become dissolved in water.
Filtering through earth removes essentially all of the fallout particles and more of the dissolved radioactive material than does boiling-water distillation, a generally impractical purification method that does not eliminate dangerous radioactive iodines. Earth filters are also more effective in removing radioactive iodines than are ordinary ion-exchange water softeners or charcoal filters. In areas of heavy fallout, about 99% of the radioactivity in water could be removed by filtering it through ordinary earth.
Yeah building a water filter 200 years after the war sure seems like the most necessary thing ever. There is no other way to filter water than to build a mega hightech water filter.
I don't think Vault 13's issue was anywhere implied to be radiation. I assumed it was the standard water recycling you'd expect in an enclosed civilization expected to last 200 years.
If only there was another background we could have been given... maybe a courier, who knows.
I'd assume a courier in such a situation would likely be a pretty tough guy or else they'd be robbed and killed all the timeIf only there was another background we could have been given... maybe a courier, who knows.
That's not much less retarded than a tribal. Watch out Caesar's legion, here comes THE FUCKING MAILMAN
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