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CorpseBride

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And you probably couldn't tell, but I'm also very impatient.
Yes, we could, as you told us your age:

CorpseBride
Gender: Female
Birthday: Sep 9, 1999 (Age: 19)
Location: New Zealand

Which is probably fake, though. Rule of thumb when somebody says they're female on an internet forum (especially if that forum is about hard core video games): 1. Reverse the gender and 2. double the age =

CorpseBride
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Birthday: 1981 (Age: 38)
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Which would make you the typical Codex user, age- and gender-wise. ;P
I was being sarcastic.
 

CorpseBride

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And you probably couldn't tell, but I'm also very impatient.
Yes, we could, as you told us your age:

CorpseBride
Gender: Female
Birthday: Sep 9, 1999 (Age: 19)
Location: New Zealand

Which is probably fake, though. Rule of thumb when somebody says they're female on an internet forum (especially if that forum is about hard core video games): 1. Reverse the gender and 2. double the age =

CorpseBride
Gender: Male
Birthday: 1981 (Age: 38)
Location: ?

Which would make you the typical Codex user, age- and gender-wise. ;P
I was being sarcastic.
and I am actually 19 and a female (believe it or not) I didn't think that would be such a big deal lol, but whatever.
 
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Who the fuck would actually donate to get into GD? These fucking newfags.

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Relax guys! It's the internet - everyone can be whatever they want to be. That's the whole point (and charm) of meeting people online.

If you want to meet real people, just* leave your basement once in a while.

*I know it's easier said than done.
I doubt that guy has been outside in years. Probably just types angry bullshit with cheeto dust covered hands all day. In his mum's basement, with a bottle of lotion and a box of tissues for company.
 

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If you really donated just to get to shitpost in GD, I envision a bright future of tags for you.
 

Akratus

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Codex 2016 - The Age of Grimoire Make the Codex Great Again! Grab the Codex by the pussy Insert Title Here Pillars of Eternity 2: Deadfire Steve gets a Kidney but I don't even get a tag.
Just equip the ring.
How does one 'equip the ring'? asking for a friend.
ok in all seriousness here is some serious help you sound like a fucked up person

Burn bridges with everybody you can until you feel you could say you have begun "a new stage of your life" then tear off the door from your bathroom and place it in a spot where you can see the toilet but arent actually in the bathroom. Settle in on the door (recomend fair supply of water, food only if you must) then repeat the words "I am a liminal exploder" as you look through the doorway. Do this for 3 nights and when you are finished follow all instructions the toilet tells you.
 

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