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Give RPGs Goofy Awards

howlingFantods

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The Grayest Game Award:
Wizardry 6- wow this game is gray. There are other gray games that are bordering on monochrome but this one is somehow AGGRESSIVELY gray. Yeah, it has some color but it makes up for it by having a constant shade of gray that can only be described as “existential nightmare gray”. Very impressive.

Runner ups: Dungeon Master, Fallout 3

Stupidest Hair in an RPG Award:
Vagrant Story
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Seemingly inspired by a lightning bolt, or maybe errant pubic hair, hair does not get much stupider than this.

Runner ups: to list runner ups would be an insult to just how stupid this guy’s hair is. The runner ups would not even be on the same plateau
 
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Murk

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The "Come at me Bro!" Award goes to...


... Realms of Arkania HD

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I'm aware of Xvarts, it was just funny to
so many of them in BG1 where they are basically nonexistent in most other CRPGs.

Oh, also, the meta award for 'Goofy Awards in RPGs'...

never played it... but can't help myself

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JarlFrank

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You must gather your party before venturing forth award: all Infinity Engine games except for PST.

Updated my journal award: Planescape Torment.

Getting shot in the back by Ian award: Fallout.

Potato face award: Oblivion.

Raising INT to 6.000.000 with self-brewed potions award: Morrowind.

Most "fuck"s in dialogue award: Age of Decadence.

Refusing gay sex is evil award: Dragon Age 2 and 3.
 
Jacob

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"The Player Character with most heads award" goes to Wizardry 8.

Yes, that's one creature with 6 humanoid heads, each with its own brain capable of understanding the concept of character class.
 
Murk

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Smoothest transition of voice actors for the same character award: The Master Carpenter Thorben in Gothic 2: Night of the Raven
 
Swigen

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#metoo award goes to Sacred, Titan Quest, Baldur’s Gate: Deadly Alliance, Champions of Norrath, Torchlight, Torchlight 2, Victor Vran, Grim Dawn, Path of Exile, etc, etc....
 
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