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Squeenix Final Fantasy VII Remake Integrade - now on Steam

Terra

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Looks good to me.

Can't wait for all the "Don Corneo is problematic" articles to coincidentally release in unison!
 

Goi~Yaas~Dinn

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Can't wait for all the "Don Corneo is problematic" articles to coincidentally release in unison!
So far as I know, GameJournoPros mailing list and Kyle Orland are still kicking. So, no doubt in my mind either.
Hell, his old colleague Peter Bright even turned out to be a fucking pedophile after they busted him for soliciting to minors online!
 

Hyperion

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This game probably cost SE as much as a Hollywood blockbuster, and THAT is the quality of voice acting we get? Get your shit together Square, what in the 9 circles of Hell is this? It's like from a bad 90's cartoon.
 

Tehdagah

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This game probably cost SE as much as a Hollywood blockbuster, and THAT is the quality of voice acting we get? Get your shit together Square, what in the 9 circles of Hell is this? It's like from a bad 90's cartoon.
Noticed this as well, but the biggest concern is that Nomura sucks as a game designer. He should stick to drawing.
 

Shaewaroz

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I'm very into cock and ball torture
The obvious GDQ challenge - Cloud Toad Solo Run.

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This game probably cost SE as much as a Hollywood blockbuster, and THAT is the quality of voice acting we get? Get your shit together Square, what in the 9 circles of Hell is this? It's like from a bad 90's cartoon.

Noticed that, too. Especially Barret. Every line from him is cringeworthy. If it's going to be hammy then they should just go all-in and get Mr. T.
 

Taurist

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It looks... Messy. It might be great, or it might be shit, but its certainly messy. There seem to be platofrming sections where you hang from the rafters as Tifa, and gunning sections as Barret, and some kind of Bamham scanning shit as Cloud. In addition to the ever present Uncharted "platforming", minigames, and of course the standard combat. And a load of cutscenes.
 

Ninjerk

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It looks... Messy. It might be great, or it might be shit, but its certainly messy. There seem to be platofrming sections where you hang from the rafters as Tifa, and gunning sections as Barret, and some kind of Bamham scanning shit as Cloud. In addition to the ever present Uncharted "platforming", minigames, and of course the standard combat. And a load of cutscenes.
TBH FF7 was pretty messy.
 

Tigranes

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Eh, looks all right, except

1/ No Nobuo, hallowed be thy name, just generic music

2/ That fucking voice acting where Yuffie and half the cast are plucked from a grade school Disney cosplay theatre held by eunuchs

It looks... Messy. It might be great, or it might be shit, but its certainly messy. There seem to be platofrming sections where you hang from the rafters as Tifa, and gunning sections as Barret, and some kind of Bamham scanning shit as Cloud. In addition to the ever present Uncharted "platforming", minigames, and of course the standard combat. And a load of cutscenes.

That is FF7 gameplay, and especially in the Corneo sequences.
 
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mogwaimon

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One of the cool aspects of this remake is that die hard ff7 fans will eventually realise how ridiculous its story actually is.

That is if we could see the original story under this mess, they've already screwed up the first Turks scene by turning it into an outright boss fight, there's a random new SOLDIER, everyone has a motorcycle, apparently monsters are raiding Tifa's bar for some reason...
 
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One of the cool aspects of this remake is that die hard ff7 fans will eventually realise how ridiculous its story actually is.

That is if we could see the original story under this mess, they've already screwed up the first Turks scene by turning it into an outright boss fight, there's a random new SOLDIER, everyone has a motorcycle, apparently monsters are raiding Tifa's bar for some reason...
Tentacle porn?
 

Frusciante

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Project: Eternity
Doesn’t look so bad to me. It seems less action orientated then I thought. And they nailed the atmosphere of FF7. I can see this doing very very well with the mainstream audience.
 

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