Incline Citizens! It is time!

[Kane]

Citizens! Today we celebrate the victory over fascism! After our dear leader has made everyone equal in his image, it is time to abolish the last remaining holdout of the fascist capitalistic dogs: AWAY WITH BROFISTS! AWAY WITH EMOJIS!

From now on history is opening a new bright road for people who treasure posting! ABOLISH THE BROFIST! Only then we can say that our shitposting was not in vain, that every one of us can have a bright future!

 

[oldmanpaco]

Free Jim Profit!

 

[Kabas]

I say 'tis the posting that is the root of all evil.
Remove posting and make the buttons do all the talking instead!

 

[moleman]

Next step:

give everyone admin rights.

 

[Lord Commissar Alexer]

Meh.

 

[Swigen]

Www.ReallyRealNews.com/citizenscodexgatheringsept242019newsbrief

Citizen Hosts Baffling Late Afternoon Conference at Site Feedback

After the RPGCodex’s recent avatar holocaust new user Citizen tried to capitalize on the confusion by making a series of outrageous demands of the admins that run the site.

Citizen attempts to rouse the mostly empty room during a Tuesday afternoon gathering at Codex HQ.




Citizen gave an impassioned speech that ran the gamut from disdain for the site’s usage of “brofists” to a confusing call for “buttons” to replace “posting” as the sole form of communication between users.

Citizen’s penchant for replying to his own statements confused those in attendance.


Much of Citizen’s presentation involved him interacting with an empty chair and replying to statements he made himself. One man in attendance remarked, “Dunno why he needed an empty chair onstage, the room was full of empty chairs”.

At one point during the proceedings, seemingly without any sort of context or provocation, Citizen called for the release of James Stokowski, the junior executive from fictional multinational conglomerate Gracen and Gracen. After which he demanded “admin rights” be granted to everyone who engaged in discussion at the site.

After failing to receive even a modicum of support from the paltry gathering, Citizen, visibly dejected, concluded the presentation with a quiet exclamation of

.

 

[Jarpie]

 

[I'm Big Into Anal]

SIG

 

[Ladonna]

Why couldn't we be Comrades instead of Citizens?

Oh, and unban The Nameless Prick, and bring back Mommas Gang.

 

[HoboForEternity]

new twist every day. i love it fellow citizens

 

[Elemental_wanamingo]

Next step is to make all emote icons the same. Individualism be gone.

 

[a Goat]

Gay

~~Zep

 

[Van-d-all]