When do you stop being a newfag?

[ItsChon]

ItsChon said:

Our recent predicament is at the hands of one of these retards, but I was one of these retards a year ago. Most would say I still am. The question remains, at what time or at what level of status do you graduate from being one of these disgusting creatures to the average piece of shit Codexer?

 

[lukaszek]

deterministic system > RNG

 

[PrettyDeadman]

5-10 years.

 

[Darth Roxor]

never

 

[Bumvelcrow]

The question remains, at what time or at what level of status do you graduate from being one of these disgusting creatures to the average piece of shit Codexer?

It's a matter of degree. Your newfaggishness declines over time (well, maybe not yours: I should have said one's newfaggishness declines over time) but only the truly old ones are completely free of the stench, and their ways and not for the likes of you or I to comprehend.

 

[Grauken]

Our recent predicament is at the hands of one of these retards, but I was one of these retards a year ago. Most would say I still am. The question remains, at what time or at what level of status do you graduate from being one of these disgusting creatures to the average piece of shit Codexer?

You will always be a newfag to older members. But the more newer members appear on the site and older ones get retired, the less newfag you appear to be

 

[Trashos]

You stop being a newfag when you have stared into the Codex abyss and the abyss has stared back into you. You know it when it happens.

 

[Bohr]

5-10 years.

As someone once put it: "After 5 years you think you're no longer a newfag, after ten years you're actually no longer a newfag"

Patience, young OP

 

[Grauken]

You stop being a newfag when you have stared into the Codex abyss and the abyss has stared back into you. You know it when it happens.

GD access is usually after one year

 

[Watser]

Newfaggotry is a state of mind and behaviour. As Citizen said it's typically something that wears off with time but for some it's eternal, forever doomed to be a newfag.

 

[ScrotumBroth]

OP, ask yourself: Do you like Boxxy? Can you triforce? Do you remember by heart where to find Ankheg Plate Mail and Wizard's ring? When presented with a bowl of diarrhea in a fancy restaurant, do you instantly vomit or do you write a positive neutral review?

That'll do for now.

 

[Lady_Error]

When the average join date of active Codex posters is newer than your own.

 

[IHaveHugeNick]

When Roguey's has a dossier on you.

 

[Kev Inkline]

If you paid for an access to GD and to shoutbox before 1 year was due, you have to add another 5 years to any estimates for the expiration date presented in this thread.

OP, I have bad news...

 

[Brocken Jr.]

Many facets to this but if you haven't read the entire Sir-Tech thread, you definitely remain a newfag.

 

[ItsChon]

ItsChon said:

Should've asked people who joined after 2015 to shut their mouths seeing as their opinions are worthless. I thank the rest for their answers though.

 

[zerotol]

posting in a newfags thread

 

[Daemongar]

Well, it's a numbers game. You need an appropriate number of experience points. Once you have enough, let's say 10 points, you hit the next level.

• Donate to the Codex (1 point)
  
• Start a thread on "What is an RPG" and state you have the answer. Post really poorly thought out definition of an RPG. ( 1 point)
• Defend Oblivion with some kind of "For what it is..." or "Skyrim is much worse..." type thread. (1 point)
• Start a "Let's Play..." and post updates to it more than 4 times (2 points)
  
• Ask why we can't have custom avatars in Site Feedback. (2 points)
• 1,000 Brofists. (3 points)
  
• Post picture of yourself in GD Pictures thread. (1 point)
• Post actual picture of yourself in GD Pictures thread, bald head, ugly tattoo and all (3 points)
• Talk about your sexual leanings in RPG Discussion (1 point)
• Be an object of public scorn on the Codex for at least 3 days (2 points)
  
• Find out who at least one tranny is on the Codex. Publicly state at least two reasons why they are going to hell. (2 points)
• Through private messaging, hit on or make overtures or offer room and board to above tranny. (3 points)
• Sleep with above tranny. (5 points)

 

[AwesomeButton]

Well, it's a numbers game. You need an appropriate number of experience points. Once you have enough, let's say 10 points, you hit the next level.

• ✔ Donate to the Codex (1 point)
  
• Start a thread on "What is an RPG" and state you have the answer. Post really poorly thought out definition of an RPG. ( 1 point)
• Defend Oblivion with some kind of "For what it is..." or "Skyrim is much worse..." type thread. (1 point)
• ✔ Start a "Let's Play..." and post updates to it more than 4 times (2 points)
  
• Ask why we can't have custom avatars in Site Feedback. (2 points)
• ✔ 1,000 Brofists. (3 points)
  
• Post picture of yourself in GD Pictures thread. (1 point)
• Post actual picture of yourself in GD Pictures thread, bald head, ugly tattoo and all (3 points)
• ✔ Talk about your sexual leanings in RPG Discussion (1 point)
• Be an object of public scorn on the Codex for at least 3 days (2 points)
  
• ✔ Find out who at least one tranny is on the Codex. Publicly state at least two reasons why they are going to hell. (2 points)
• Through private messaging, hit on or make overtures or offer room and board to above tranny. (3 points)
• Sleep with above tranny. (5 points)

I'm still a newfag.

 

[mondblut]

ItsChon said:

Our recent predicament is at the hands of one of these retards, but I was one of these retards a year ago. Most would say I still am. The question remains, at what time or at what level of status do you graduate from being one of these disgusting creatures to the average piece of shit Codexer?

Once newfags of the future outdo you in their newfaggotry and you start posting their joindate as a valid debating argument.

 

[Verylittlefishes]

Well, it's a numbers game. You need an appropriate number of experience points. Once you have enough, let's say 10 points, you hit the next level.

• Donate to the Codex (1 point)
  
• Start a thread on "What is an RPG" and state you have the answer. Post really poorly thought out definition of an RPG. ( 1 point)
• Defend Oblivion with some kind of "For what it is..." or "Skyrim is much worse..." type thread. (1 point)
• Start a "Let's Play..." and post updates to it more than 4 times (2 points)
  
• Ask why we can't have custom avatars in Site Feedback. (2 points)
• 1,000 Brofists. (3 points)
  
• Post picture of yourself in GD Pictures thread. (1 point)
• Post actual picture of yourself in GD Pictures thread, bald head, ugly tattoo and all (3 points)
• Talk about your sexual leanings in RPG Discussion (1 point)
• Be an object of public scorn on the Codex for at least 3 days (2 points)
  
• Find out who at least one tranny is on the Codex. Publicly state at least two reasons why they are going to hell. (2 points)
• Through private messaging, hit on or make overtures or offer room and board to above tranny. (3 points)
• Sleep with above tranny. (5 points)

what to do if you are a tranny???

 

[Zibniyat]

When you've sucked the cocks (yes, plural, all at the same time) of obscure RPG devs nobody important cares about for more than 3 years, all the while endlessly bitching about their supposed "incompetence" whilst you replay Skyrim for the 11th time.

 

[Daemongar]

Well, it's a numbers game. You need an appropriate number of experience points. Once you have enough, let's say 10 points, you hit the next level.

• Donate to the Codex (1 point)
  
• Start a thread on "What is an RPG" and state you have the answer. Post really poorly thought out definition of an RPG. ( 1 point)
• Defend Oblivion with some kind of "For what it is..." or "Skyrim is much worse..." type thread. (1 point)
• Start a "Let's Play..." and post updates to it more than 4 times (2 points)
  
• Ask why we can't have custom avatars in Site Feedback. (2 points)
• 1,000 Brofists. (3 points)
  
• Post picture of yourself in GD Pictures thread. (1 point)
• Post actual picture of yourself in GD Pictures thread, bald head, ugly tattoo and all (3 points)
• Talk about your sexual leanings in RPG Discussion (1 point)
• Be an object of public scorn on the Codex for at least 3 days (2 points)
  
• Find out who at least one tranny is on the Codex. Publicly state at least two reasons why they are going to hell. (2 points)
• Through private messaging, hit on or make overtures or offer room and board to above tranny. (3 points)
• Sleep with above tranny. (5 points)

what to do if you are a tranny???

Trannies get special walk on privileges - technically you aren't a newfag, but there is a "gold standard" for Trannies that you must adhere to. That standard was set by SMA, when he posted a fascinating picture of himself at work. I don't have a link, but posting such immediately elevates your postion.

 

[Grotesque]

but I was one of these retards a year ago

do you still watch snuff movies and claim it makes you a better person?

 

[SerratedBiz]

If you have to ask, you're still it.