Incline Who's your favorite Bioware waifu?

[Eyestabber]

An important aspect of the Bioware formula, which I went over in detail here and here, is the waifu element. Bioware taught a generation of nerds that in order to get laid they had simply follow a couple of easy steps:

Step 1: find annoying bossy bitch
Step 2: put up with her insane crap
Step 3: become her BFF walking tampoon
Step 4: deal with all her retarded issues
Step 5: ???
Step 6: Get rewarded with some pussy

Simple, right? So, anyway, who's your FAVORITE OF ALL TIME Bioware waifu? Why?

DISCUSS!

 

[conan_edw]

Where's that elf from DA:I

 

[Azalin]

No Jade Empire options?

 

[PulsatingBrain]

Dr. Liara T'Soni motherfucker

 

[just]

for me it's leliana

 

[Lord_Potato]

Viconia has to be a hot lover. Maybe too dominant, but it's kind of a challenge.

On the other hand Leliana is bisexual so she could propably be persuaded to do a threesome.

Also, the pirate chick from DA2 was the only good thing about that game.

So many options, only one vote.

 

[Dodo1610]

Tali'Zorah vas Nomandy

Don't judge me I was 15 when ME2 was released.

 

[Wyatt_Derp]

Jack. 'Cause she's a beautiful bird with broken wings.

 

[Gibson]

On the other hand Leliana is bisexual so she could propably be persuaded to do a threesome.

that was also my thought process :D

 

[Tyranicon]

I’m just disappointed by the lack of orgy options. Whats the point of rocking an amazon squad if theres no reverse gangbang?

I swear im gonna have to make my own game so this is a thing.

 

[Neanderthal]

Crom Faeyr.

 

[Dishonoredbr]

Where's Cullen Merrill , i like my girls blood mages and i wouldn't have otherwise.

 

[Comte]

Edwina

 

[Eyestabber]

Edwina

That entire questline would NOT be made in #currentyear biowhore. Just a reminder of how quickly the entire world went insane.

 

[iZerw]

Cat-lady is a lesbian. You can romance her if you're a woman.

 

[Eyestabber]

Cat-lady is a lesbian. You can romance her if you're a woman.

Ah, so you can't really BONE her, but it's possible to SCISSOR her. I thank you for this very important clarification, fellow poster.

 

[Dedicated_Dark]

Because constant nagging IS my fetish. And cause she is a tsundere.

 

[Dodo1610]

Viconia has to be a hot lover. Maybe too dominant, but it's kind of a challenge.

On the other hand Leliana is bisexual so she could propably be persuaded to do a threesome.

Also, the pirate chick from DA2 was the only good thing about that game.

So many options, only one vote.

you're in luck there is a threesome between Leliana, Isabella and the warden in Dragon Age Origins even gets mentioned in the sequel

Cat-lady is a lesbian. You can romance her if you're a woman.

You could romance Juhani as a man in the original version though it was removed in the Pc version.

 

[Endemic]

Williams, although her character gets completely trashed in the sequels, which is a shame.

 

[grimace]

Juhani is a character from the award-winning video game Star Wars: Knights of the Old Republic (2003) She is possibly the first lesbian character written for the Star Wars universe. Despite the fact that she kept to herself, even past her time in xenophobic Taris, she had her own little entourage.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CuSjC_DOMVE

 

[Roguey]

Bioware's never written a character that's my type, but I guess Leliana and Samara are the closest to it if I absolutely had to choose?

 

[Neanderthal]

I'll give Lillyallan this, she gives great head.

Must have rolled ten feet when I cut it off.

 

[Latro]

wynn has the body of an 18 year old with the head of an old granny, that's gotta be worth something

 

[Prime Junta]

Cassandra.

 

[Commissar Draco]

Chief Williams no doubt first Commissar loves hot med womynz:

For Second she was ardently pro humanity and Motherland which would not fly in current year Biowaste:

For Third she was made hotter in third part of game which was the only reason Commissar finished it and which would be again not possiblu in current year:

Spoiler

Lastly she is most hottest and least crazy of all Bioware waifus Comrades!