Completed Let's Play True Love [NSFW]

[Kalin]

This LP is rotting our brains...

Oh yeah? You're rotting MY thread with that SHIT attitude of yours pal, if you're not man enough for the anime life then bitch just close your eyes, like nigga just walk away. It ain't about you or your sensibilities, this is a *serious* thread for manly men doing manly stuff ok, now get on board or get off at gay station, end of line.

 

[Darth Roxor]

this is the best LP ever

 

[Kalin]

DAY 17-19 - INCONCEIVABLE

Spoiler

: Ugh I'm BEAT... Can't wait to drink some beer and relax-

: H-hey, that girl, it's-

: Remi, were you.... Waiting for me??

: Oh... Well, hey, since we're here, would you like to come in for some tea?

: Huh? But it's only 5:00 pm....

: Oh o-ok, bye!

: *sniffs the empty air* Man, she's PRETTY and POLITE... And even talks to me now! This is too much!!


[LATER THAT NIGHT]

: Wha-!? This shit again??

: A god? It's pitch black and I can't see anything.

: AGENT HAS IMPROVED!

: Man, that was some funky shit! I really need to cut down on the drinking...

: ................GOOD ONE! xD

: Guess I'll hit downtown tonight, see if Misako is around. She actually seemed to enjoy giggling at me!


[LATER IN COLLEGE]

: B-bouncing... Biggu... BOIN!!?

: Woah! *wipes mouth* Haha, no way...

: Oh yeah??

: What... How!?!

: .......nah. It doesn't concern me, OK.

: Yeah, h-haha! See you around...

: ....DAMN IT TO HELL! If it's that creep.... I want to PUKE!


[AFTER CLASSES]

: Woah- Miyuki! What's up??

: Aw man, she's so sweet and gentle... The very opposite of the generic thot.

: ....guess I failed my charisma check or something?? Big surprise, it's only capped at ZERO :/

: Hey, nice dress, it really suits you, you could be a model! Wanna hang out or something?

: ..........Betas pay, Chads slay... But... A-an actual date! With a GIRL!

: Although, set meal for 2500 yen... Fuck that's expensive! *checks wallet* Goddamn Janior! I... I...

: I WILL TREAT YOU, SURE!

: (.......somehow..... fuuuuuuck)

: Yeah ok- hey! You were testing me!

: ...(you'll do, eh)...

: Y-yeah, hahaha, I love Chinese restaurants.

: *sighs* .....is there ANY place on this Earth where I can be free from these CHINKS!?

: No, it's true! I was only speaking my heart.

: All men? Has someone else said that to you?? Anyway, I'm not like most men ok, I'm a weirdo! xD

: Seriously? You can give it to me straight, you know...

: W-WOAH! V-VULGAR! :/

: G-gosh!! I... I have no words....

: Tricked.... By what kind of woman?

: Heh, w-who would buy something like that... *sweats profusely*

: *gulps* This is... TOO MUCH!!

[ON THE WAY OUT]

: ........sheeeeeeeit :/

: Well, she's the Vice President of the Student Council, everyone knows that!

: Huh? Guess she's RICH as well... So even *further* out of my league...

: So hey, Mayumi, thanks for the dinner!

: She's nice looking, objectively, but... What was it with all that VULGAR business?

: Come to think of it, there is some subset of trashy Japanese girls who go after white guys...... oh no!

: Did I just date a.... GAIJIN HUNTER? :O

-2 passion, +1 appearance, -5 fatigue, -2 studies, -2 strength, +29 artistic achievement (!!)


(Note the LACK of passion despite going on a DATE - this is a powerful omen)

CURRENT STATS:

0 SEX
0 KISS
1 HUG
0 HAND HOLD
2 SNIFF
2 WALK HOME
1 DATE
5 PEEP PANTSU
1 PEEP BOOBS
0 PAT
4 SLAP
2 TOUCH BOOBS (one pair)


ALRIGHT MEN! Agent is progressing rapidly, now even *ultimate* J-GIRLS talk to him. Even so, stuff like crossing 100 ART is nothing when the CAP is at 160. Also this guy is STILL cutting his hair with a razor. The DATE was brutal, funny thing is I picked the option to pay because I wanted to see it fail. How could I know she was bluffing? Anyway now that we're deep into the game there's a nasty subject I have to bring up. I didn't want to do this, but let's face it - our guy is BROKE! As that date showed it wouldn't hurt to have some cash saved up, or even to buy snazzy shit like those looksmaxxing jeans. What I'm trying to say is.... Should Agent WORK? Like, with his hands...

Also now that we've met *most* of the girls it might be a good idea to LOCK TARGET on a particular cutie.

The girls so far:

Babe list

Chiemi - She's got hips of titanium steel that could CRUSH your skull like a watermelon and birth excellent heirs to boot, but she doesn't even know our guy and Agent sucks at sports. NOT likely to succeed if we go after this one.

Mayumi - If Agent keeps it up he's guaranteed to have the sex on her, but she sells herself CHEAP and likely boned a bunch of Chads already. Besides, she's a possible Gaijin Hunter. Still hot though if you ask me!

Mikae - SWEET girl who really seems to like Agent and is so jealous of other girls she could practically be his nagging waifu already. Also has a YUGE rack as we found out.

Misako - Is she a hot mature busty babe or just another gross roastie? Opinions differ! She seemed amused by the SNIFFING and would probably do the sexu on Agent if pursued, but is that really what he needs?

Miyuki - Sweet, shy and prone to FAINT. Definitely the NICEST girl so far. Seems to be into Agent and even likes his ART.

Remi Himekawa - SUPER CUTE, seems intrigued, but Agent would have to studymax to even have a chance with her.

Miss Yumi - Niiiiice teacher with YUGE rack and a soft spot, but she seems to be dating a CREEP. Could get cucked!

In addition to babe focus vote, schedule choices remain as before:

A - Study to increase scholarship
B - Sports to gainsmax into Chad (lol no)
C - Art Learning to boost art even further
D - Fashion to looksmax!
E - Pleasure to go around town and maybe FUGG
F - Break to play vidya and sloth around (not much point after Fluent's blessing though)
G - Shopping (can't afford anything except maybe fortune reading)
H - Work horrible slog part-time job to score NuYen

 

[Lagole Gon]

Miss Yumi - it's a bit scandalous and therefore hot.

Study a lot and work a bit. We have to impress miss yummy

 

[warpig]

Only sweet girls, I like Miyuki and Mikae (both are also CUTE af). AO likes art so Miyuki is a a better pick I guess.

 

[Lagole Gon]

Only sweet girls, I like Miyuki and Mikae (both are also CUTE af). AO likes art so Miyuki is a a better pick I guess.

Your waifus are shit.

 

[warpig]

Go jack off to some roastie twerking vids you debased cuck :/

 

[Strange Fellow]

Miss Yumi - it's a bit scandalous and therefore hot.

This. Getting with a teacher is the ultimate power move. To that end, you must study hard (if you know what I mean).

 

[unfairlight]

Mikae is my choice because she's a childhood friend and I have a thing for sappy romance.

 

[RK47]

Money and have fun lah!
Without money you cannot have leisure!

H then E~

 

[Darth Roxor]

Torn between Mikae and Miss Yumi :/

H & D

 

[warpig]

I changed my vote to Mikae since she is the only nice girl who had more than 1 vote and I want to oppose the roastie teacher crowd.

 

[Kabas]

I choose...

Spoiler

Agent is perfect the way he is and so must stay away from this cursed path!
Girls are thots!
THOTS!
All of them!
REJECT ALL OF THEM! REJECT!
Incel is the way!
The only true way!

not in a sexual way

Spoiler

Go for Yumi if you won't listen to my wise words. She is cute.

 

[Darth Roxor]

I will leave it to the god of dice.

milf teacher it is.

 

[Kalin]

I take a few days off because sweet j-qties nearly gave me a heart attack and what do I find? Blasphemous baboonery calling for big boobs milf teacher as *love* interest! Debased indeed, this must be how Moses felt coming down from Mount Sinai! Yumi doesn't make sense because to get her you need to study and if we go that route we could simply go for Remi who is a PURE girl... But I digress. I'm not going to smash the update tablets, but SHAME on you!

For schedule we're doing a mix of WORK, looksmaxxing, study and pleasure. Playing now!

 

[Lagole Gon]

Idealizing not-yet-roasties and the so called romantic love. Typical incel beta move.

Embrace the words of potato wisdom: Na starej piczy młody się ćwiczy.

 

[unfairlight]

not yet roastie vs roastie
hmm...

 

[Kabas]

Virgins are not real, they don't exist.

 

[Kalin]

Day 19-22 - Trapped in nightmare network

Spoiler

: Classes on a Saturday AND part-time work. As if being weirdo CREEP wasn't bad enough...

: Still, this chump change is barely enough for budget ramen... *sighs* This won't be easy :/

: ...........FUCK. MY. LIFE XD


[AFTER THE SHIFT]

: F-feels like I've been strained through someone's bowels...


+2 passion, -2 appearance, +11 fatigue (!!), -3 studies, -2 artistic achievement, +2 strength, +3000 NuYen


The following day is spent trying to study, looksmax and stalking downtown for Misako.

Agent spends the night drunkboxing the pain away with mixed results.

: Ugh... I'm STILL stiff, and *not* in the good way. If I had to work there full-time I'd KILL MYSELF :/

: Huh, it's Remi...

: M..M.M..Meee?

: Holy shit is this a trap... Game show? Organ harvesters?? Naah, they wouldn't want my incel parts XD

: Of course! I'd love to walk home with you.

: Why is she being so NICE to me though... Maybe she needs glasses or something...

: Huh? Oh, yeah. But it's run down and sad... Like my life :/

: Uh.... Well, if you want, you can come in this time. I'll make you that tea!

: DANCE? Don't tell me you're a clubber who goes out raving...

: Practice makes perfect... Admirable.

: Yeah, t-take care!

: ....................huh?? *turns around*

: DAMN IT CRISPY! Were you following us or something?

: Yeah right, you creep! You've got some NERVE you know!

: ....the fuck!?

The night is spent with much-needed vidya and booze break to cure that horrible fatigue.

-5 passion, -13 fatigue, +1 studies


[NEW DAY, MORE SLOG!]

: T-this job... Drains my soul...

: Hai boss! *mutters* Geez, what a slave driver...


[HOURS LATER]

: Get lost Lund! I don't have time for your shit!

: Haha! Relax man. It suits you.

: I mean hey, you're not gonna graduate anyway with your shitty grades.

: Look pal I know it's something you wouldn't understand since you just sponge off your parents...

: But most people actually have to WORK for a living. You should give it a try.

: Well look at the time! Gotta run, I picked up this girl yesterday.... he he he.... we're having a date!

: The never-ending story.

: W-what?? BULLSHIT!

: Come on, she just talks to you because you're childhood friends. Don't think it's anything more than that!

: God what a sleazebag! Ugh......

+6 passion, -9 appearance, +19 fatigue, -3 studies +4 strength, -4 artistic achievement, +6000 NuYen


TO BE CONTINUED!

CURRENT STATS:

0 SEX
0 KISS
1 HUG
0 HAND HOLD
2 SNIFF
3 WALK HOME
1 DATE
5 PEEP PANTSU
1 PEEP BOOBS
0 PAT
4 SLAP
2 TOUCH BOOBS (one pair)

 

[RK47]

Wow. GG. You can't compete with Lund.
Kys.

 

[Kalin]

DAY 23-26 - GOOD MORNING SON!

Spoiler

: Screw that goddamn baito, I'm not a DRONE - I'll just call in sick, try to regain my humanity...

: ...............NOT XD


[THE DAY PASSES WITHOUT INCIDENT]

: Alright, Misako said I could meet her again... Not sure why I'm chasing her but... I'm gonna try!

: Not around! Who am I kidding... Probably already forgot about me :/


[NO LUCK!]

: Alright, school is OVER!

: Hmmmm, what to do... Guess I'll just go back to sleep, then paint some and go to town!

: Misako's *totally* boning CHAD. What a shame. Wish I could've sniffed her one more time.... :/


[ANOTHER FAILURE, ANOTHER DAY SPENT]

: .......zzzzzzzzzz.....hmm, grumm.... n-not another "god" I swear...

: hmmmm?!?.... DAD? What the fuck are you doing here?

: I was doing fine until you woke me up!

: Uuuh.... Well, no.

: Probably by kissing them :/

: Huh?? What are you on about!

: Come on DAD, that's ancient history!

: Jeez, he's such a BOOMER! As if women live their lives believing in True Love...

: Sweet, 10,000 NuYen! HEY, wait a minute... If I knew, I wouldn't have had to WORK in the first place :/

: Oh gods not now!

: H-hehe, hey Mikae!

: F-father she says...

: Goddamnit!

: Phew, the storm is gone!

: Yeah as usual, that pervert old man.

: W-what do you mean??

: Yeah right, as if I would join! I'd probably drown XD

: Y-you will? OK then I'll see you there!

: Wait what the fuck!? Why did I say-

TO BE CONTINUED SOON™

 

[Darth Roxor]

yeah ok i'm changing vote, god of dice can go fuck himself - we must not disappoint cool guy dad

 

[RK47]

Can't even see the hips.

Get in her EVA, son.

 

[Lagole Gon]

Internet says you don't need any stats to end up with Mikae. Wow, codex going for the easy mode popamole choice. Good job faggits.

Oh well, I'm pretty sure you can still fugg most of the girls before making the final choice. Surely, we can unlock some scenes with the art hoe and the teacher. Don't disappoint us, AO.

 

[Jason Liang]

I just remember Yumi's H-Scene was super hot. It was the one I always fapped to.

Think she's the toughest to get though. I remember I got Remi first playthrough but failed with Yumi.

Mikae's scene otoh is very disappointing.

First playthrough of True Love, when you don't know how things work or what's going to happen, is the best.

Best girl is Akane! AO should go for her.

Kalin should blind play Daibanchou after this.