Crispy™ Here's what's going to happen if you drive Crispy away

[Bibbimbop]

• Fewer banal attempts at drama on the Codex.
• Less "You damn kids get off my digital lawn!" angry old man posts.
• Fewer stealth edits to people's polls.
• More senile elderly people will be bilked of their pension checks by "computer expert" Crispy.
• More cute girls working at UPS stores will be creeped on by sexual predators.
  
• Clouds will have more old men yelling at them.
• Crispy's score will rise to 0-14.

I'm ambivalent. It's clearly better for the outside world that we try to keep him happy here.

 

[someone else]

what about lcg? Is that what she is called?

 

[Lady_Error]

Fewer stealth edits to people's polls.

That's Scruffy. Inb4 "This is what will happen if you drive Scruffy away..."

 

[King Crispy]

I do that, too.

But only tastefully.

 

[Prime Junta]

If Crispy goes, I go. That is all.

Spoiler

 

[Falksi]

• More cute girls working at UPS stores will be creeped on by sexual predators.

 

[Mustawd]

 

[asfasdf]

If Crispy goes, I go. That is all.

Spoiler

Deal.

 

[Abu Antar]

Crispy got JarlFrank sacked from Realms Beyond.

That is all.

 

[Eyestabber]

Crispy got JarlFrank sacked from Realms Beyond.

That is all.

Don't forget our best friend and greatest ally.

If Crispy goes, I go. That is all.

Spoiler

Holy shit, two for one? Perfect post for a Trump "Best Deal" button.

 

[Haba]

Ban Crispy

 

[Commissar Draco]

If Crispy goes, I go. That is all.

Spoiler

Thank you, here is your train ticket to our happy forest recreation camp, go with Stalin Comrade.

 

[Wunderbar]

Crispy got JarlFrank sacked from Realms Beyond.

That is all.

Jarlfrank did this to himself. Running around telling everyone that you're a literal nazi gets your fired.

 

[Heroic Liberator]

If Crispy goes, I go. That is all.

Spoiler

You're here forever, comrade.

 

[Valky]

• More senile elderly people will be bilked of their pension checks by "computer expert" Crispy.

I don't have strong feelings about Crispy but fuck boomers, if him being gone means more boomers get scammed I'm all for it.

 

[Sherry]

Hi!

gosh, Gosh, GOSH!

What does that even mean? You tuck your cock between your legs ignoring people because you are not a real man. Girls don't look at you, they laugh at you.

Thanks,
Sherry

 

[overly excitable young man]

Ignoring is bad. Stop ignoring Sherry, Mustawd !

 

[Wayward Son]

Hi!

gosh, Gosh, GOSH!

What does that even mean? You tuck your cock between your legs ignoring people because you are not a real man. Girls don't look at you, they laugh at you.

Thanks,
Sherry

What the absolute fuck is THIS beef??

 

[Valky]

Hi!

gosh, Gosh, GOSH!

What does that even mean? You tuck your cock between your legs ignoring people because you are not a real man. Girls don't look at you, they laugh at you.

Thanks,
Sherry

 

[Eirinjas]

Hi!

gosh, Gosh, GOSH!

What does that even mean? You tuck your cock between your legs ignoring people because you are not a real man. Girls don't look at you, they laugh at you.

Thanks,
Sherry

Sherry says from:
Location:
Shrine of Compassion

 

[Mustawd]

sherry is a cunt.

 

[Mustawd]

Ignoring is bad. Stop ignoring Sherry, Mustawd !

If I wanted to get AIDs and die I would unignore her.

 

[Roguey]

What the absolute fuck is THIS beef??

As far as I can tell, he started it https://rpgcodex.net/forums/index.php?members/crispy.9151/&page=12#profile-post-20828 https://rpgcodex.net/forums/index.php?members/crispy.9151/&page=10#profile-post-22756 https://rpgcodex.net/forums/index.php?threads/so-my-kids-want-a-new-desktop-pc.117014/#post-5202078

 

[Mustawd]

I don't like Sherry. So what?

 

[overly excitable young man]

But why?