Citizen
Guest
*high-energy guitar riff plays over a series of panoramic views of endless forests and fast, dangerous rivers*
*deep voiced narrator with heavy american accent and overly dramatic pauses inbetween every word starts talking*
: Nine. Regular. Americans.
*footage of a bunch of weak bodied half-naked men miserably failing to build a wooden shelter in a forest*
: Trying. To survive. Out in a wild.
*footage of classic survilval tv show situation of a group of women screaming at eachother for no reason*
: In an alien. Unfriendly. Country.
*footage of a woman trying to outrun a bear*
: Full. Of alien. Traditions.
*footage of a man trying to communicate with dirty locals*
: Will they learn. How to work. As a team. Or will they fail?
: Ultimate Survival: Russia. Next. Friday. Only. On Discovery Channel.
*deep voiced narrator with heavy american accent and overly dramatic pauses inbetween every word starts talking*
*footage of a bunch of weak bodied half-naked men miserably failing to build a wooden shelter in a forest*
*footage of classic survilval tv show situation of a group of women screaming at eachother for no reason*
*footage of a woman trying to outrun a bear*
*footage of a man trying to communicate with dirty locals*
1: MoistCloister
2: Comte
3: Grimgravy
4: Reinhardt
5: baud
6: Strange Fellow
7: Dayyālu
8: Endemic
9: Jack
2: Comte
3: Grimgravy
4: Reinhardt
5: baud
6: Strange Fellow
7: Dayyālu
8: Endemic
9: Jack
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