Incline Something incredible will happen (Next Thursday). Incline.

[Jenkem]

steam trading cards when? i want a golden baby steam emote

 

[fantadomat]

I'M TAKING BACK MY LIFE.

DarkUnderlord I think he's requesting another name change. Isn't that right, TAKING BACK MY LIFE?

I would recommend "Eight-Legged-Friendly-Fluent" as his new name.

 

[Generic-Giant-Spider]

I've learned long ago that DarkUnderlord is basically this man:

 

[Swigen]

I recommend a name that strikes fear into the hearts of even seasoned spider enthusiasts and that is Orange Baboon Tarantula. This spider? Lemme tell you about this spider. This spider is an “old world tarantula”. Old world tarantulas from liek Africa and Europe and shit, lack the fiber glass like hairs of their “new world” counterparts. The lack of said defense mechanism is made up for in extreme speed and a willingness to BITE MULTIPLE TIMES with little to no warning. It’s bite can induce burning pain and muscle cramps for WEEKS. Even douchebags that are curious about how a OBT bite feels quickly regret it.

Lookit this guy...




Now lookit this guy...

 

[Catacombs]

I've learned long ago that DarkUnderlord is basically this man:

Reminds me of Randall Flagg.

 

[Valky]

Pimp-slapping contest seems more likely than MMA.

I defeated Black Pierre in a contest of embroidery

Yep: https://af.gog.com/forum/general/ga..._in_the_future_part_2/post10457?as=1649904300

That's pretty cool, although anyone who wanted the drm free version could have gotten it from itch.io by now, which is in a way easier than gog since you don't even have to make an account, you just pay and get an email.

 

[GandGolf]

A certain someone is doing something and it is taking later than Monday, they originally said Friday but this certain someone has not yet done this thing I was expecting but soon.

SOON

So it is delayed again, just like predicted. Cleve must do all his contract work under false identities because nobody would hire him if they knew what a sloppy coder he is. And the reason he does contract work is because it is impossible for him to hold down a real job. Every job he ever applied for he always got fired from. He probably even got fired from Sir-Tech.

You sound a little bitter. His game seems to be held in high regard by a reasonable amount of people as well as getting a few decent reviews so I'm unsure why it would matter if he was a sloppy coder and unable to hold down a job, why not criticise his game? Do you think his sloppy coding shows in his game?

If you want me to gripe about the game I can give you some examples. The way vitality works with each action reducing it by a set percent rather than a fixed number is terrible, but instead the fountains and spells like refresh raise your vitality by a fixed number. Have 1000 vitality? Hope you like drinking from that fountain 250 times. In the end I ended up having to hack my characters to lower their vitality to a mere 100.

It would also be better if the escape key accessed the game control menu.

 

[fanta]

I wish I was Cleve's brotege when starting at the gym

 

[Generic-Giant-Spider]

That was the gayest thing I've ever read.

 

[Haba]

Normal healthy masculinity must seem awful threatening to your dickjuice-stealing spider agenda!

 

[Diggfinger]

Cleveland Mark Blakemore can we get longer character names at character creation in V4?

Would like to name all my characters Lars Von Trier and Cleveland Blakemore. Thanks.

 

[Zarniwoop]

I wish I was Cleve's brotege when starting at the gym

Millennial encounters normal person, starts sobbing and literally shaking.

They're not sending their best, folks.

 

[fantadomat]

Most likely he met an addictive seller that is trying to hook his next client on all that garbage .

 

[Rpguy]

What about the patch you promised several months ago?

 

[index.php]

What about the patch you promised several months ago?

V3 has been out for about a month now. No changelog yet though.

 

[Darth Canoli]

Orange Baboon Tarantula.

Was that the new Fluent's video ?

 

[Fronzel Neekburm]

ITZ HERE!!!

https://af.gog.com/game/grimoire_heralds_of_the_winged_exemplar?as=1649904300

 

[fantadomat]

I see that he is still going on for that 600 hours lol.

 

[ManaJunkie]

ITZ HERE!!!

https://af.gog.com/game/grimoire_heralds_of_the_winged_exemplar?as=1649904300

 

[Dodo1610]

When Switch Version ?

Spoiler

 

[Cleveland Mark Blakemore]

is it your upcoming post-apoc game, cleve?

Omigosh it took me 16 hours to reinstall my development environment but I was just able to run the DX9 shader for the nuclear blast that wipes out the city if you don't evacuate in time and it blew me right out of my chair. I was trying to make it look like the getaway scene at the end of The Crazies remake. I have retitled it from APOCALYPSE BUGOUT to EVACUATION ROUTE. Please don't steal this title too haters.

 

[Fronzel Neekburm]

If gog does accept Grimoire, I'll double dip.

Putting my money where my mouth is.


Also, I just noticed that Cleve made a sweet gog-exclusive release trailer.

 

[Cleveland Mark Blakemore]

If gog does accept Grimoire, I'll double dip.

Putting my money where my mouth is.

Thank you for following through on your million-to-one odds bet.

 

[Catacombs]

That preview music is

 

[Cleveland Mark Blakemore]

I wish I was Cleve's brotege when starting at the gym

Millennial encounters normal person, starts sobbing and literally shaking.

They're not sending their best, folks.

That's how they put you on the steroid schedule and guess how you afford it? Gay-for-Pay. That Chad just spotted a ringer. "Yo bro the first hit is always free. After that I know some cool dudes I will hook you up with who will help to pay for your next cycle."