Kodex Kommunistic Kastle. Fortress. Dwarf Fortress.

[Reinhardt]

It's my version of

 

[vazha]

Same question, is that a peasant rabble start? How d you get in such a mess?

 

[Reinhardt]

I wanted to find some big beast like lindwurm or at least schrat or unhold, but there is none on first weak, even at map edges, so - Black Monolith.

Planned to make it longer at first - with Grimwulf motivational speech. He's on this pic too in skull helmet. Even mirrored his portrait to slap to screenshot so he would face enemies. Maybe i will use it later.

 

[Citizen]

Grim is physically unable to GIB BONAZ, loads up save over and over again and just blacks out

 

[vazha]

It's my version of

I always wondered what became of the unfortunate little waif. (c)

 

[Andnjord]

It's my version of

I always wondered what became of the unfortunate little waif. (c)

Spoiler

 

[Chaosdwarft]

It's my version of

I always wondered what became of the unfortunate little waif. (c)

Oh she got used and gangbanged like there was no tomorrow. That put her on the top ranks of pornhub pornstars and became a meme. I hope it was worth the BONAZ, that white pornstars get when they do interracial.

 

[vazha]

So... She is their queen, and their slave now?

 

[Kalin]

This discuss rite here?

This is what happens when dregs don't get updates.

 

[Andnjord]

This discuss rite here?

This is what happens when dregs don't get updates.

Help us Grimwulf-san Kenobi, you're our only hope!

 

[Citizen]

WTF NO UPDATE YET???

 

[Reinhardt]

 

[vazha]

Me, at 05:00 A.M. today, checking this thread to see if Grimwulf has given us the updatan:

Spoiler

 

[Reinhardt]

 

[Citizen]

I have a good felling about this. I mean, if we all just died, it wouldn't take so much time to write an update right?

Spoiler

we are all probably going to die an exceptionally agonizing way, giving grim some time for 2-3 more detailed updates on our suffering

 

[RoBoBOBR]

if we all just died

What if the LP itself died??

 

[Citizen]

What if the LP itself died??

Then we can pretend our dorfs are alive and well!

 

[Reinhardt]

"Alive" i can get, but "well"...

 

[ERYFKRAD]

"Alive" i can get, but "well"...

More likely it'll be, "Well, we're alive."

 

[vazha]

if we all just died

What if the LP itself died??

Blasphemy! Who has ever heard of Grimwulf abandoning his lp's? What's next, you'll be saying that he never finishes things he takes on and has no shame or moral compass whatsoever?

 

[Storyfag]

"Alive" i can get, but "well"...

Yeah, it is a Kommunistic settlement after all.

 

[Grimwulf]

I'm alive.
LP is not abandoned.
Patience is a fucking virtue.
Currently on recovery after surviving The Binge.
Will git back to DF soon. NOT TODAY, though. Dem pills make my brain feel fuzzy.

 

[Reinhardt]

Then go and scream at sqeecoo - you will feel better.

 

[ERYFKRAD]

Then go and scream at sqeecoo - you will feel better.

Or scream at a troglodyte, everyone will feel better.

 

[baud]

In other news, we got the first pictures from our war correspondent, showing Grimwulf leading commanding from the rear the prolebashers about to engage the forgotten beast Aril Fishmenaces Amsireslul.