Why is Roxor so underrepresented here? His posts are consistently funny and/or insightful, his Pillars Of Eternity review is a Kodex KlassiK that set into motion some delightful drama and him taking a shit on felipepepe's Undertale review somehow ended up being a better review of the actual game than felipepepe's review is, despite Roxor gleefully admitting to never having played it.
This part made me LOL:
And we arrive at one of the things that bothered me the most about this articuru. Nigga, there's no such thing as an "intentional design flaw". If it's intentional, it's a decision. It can be a really stupid decision, but if someone intentionally decided to put it into the game, then odds are that person thought it was a good decision. I am 100% positive that this person did not affix his beret and scarf, light a cigarette and say "Oui, and now, to finish zis work of aht, I will make it... flawed! Zis subvehsin of treaups with intentional flaws is wot will elevate me to ze likes of Van Gogh *sips vermouth* ".