Games You Wouldn't Play Even With A Gun Held To Your Pods

[Jack Of Owls]

Okay, I'm a broadminded guy but there are one or two games I wouldn't play even at gunpoint. I saw something recently called Cumming Hotel - A Gay Furry Slice of Life. Yeah. What's yours?

However, I have to say that in a crisis situation with an actual loaded gun held to my pods, I can't say with 100% certainty that I wouldn't play it, but I thought I'd say so anyway for dramatic effect. Have a great day.

 

[Lacrymas]

The nu-Fallouts. Most MMOs. Most JRPGs. Most shooters.

 

[DalekFlay]

I would play any video game to avoid death, sorry edge-lords.

The ones I would least like to play would be a sports management game of some kind.

 

[Cerulean]

Tower Defense games. It's my one gaming blind spot. They bore me to death. The gun held to my head would be quicker, and more merciful.

 

[Falksi]

Disco Elysium

 

[Silverfish]

I saw something recently called Cumming Hotel - A Gay Furry Slice of Life.

Their version of the elevator scene from The Shining is pretty wild.

 

[Jack Of Owls]

I saw something recently called Cumming Hotel - A Gay Furry Slice of Life.

Their version of the elevator scene from The Shining is pretty wild.

Let me guess: it wasn't blood.

 

[Syme]

Open world survival bullshit. You know, the ones where you start naked and after three hours of grinding you made a knife out of your own frozen shit, only to then get murdered and teabagged by some Russian dude with an assault rifle.

 

[rusty_shackleford]

ASSFAGGOTS

 

[Onionguy]

divinity games- eyesores + silliness
outer worlds- eyesores + sjw pretentiousness
borderlands 3- eyesores + edginess
doom eternal- eyesores + I just don't want to play it because i am afraid that i may end up liking it, and that would be truly dramatic.

 

[ERYFKRAD]

Realms of Arkania HD

 

[Kruno]

Thank god no one mentioned Doom Eternal. I would have lost my shit!

 

[111111111]

path of exile

 

[ERYFKRAD]

doom eternal

Thank god no one mentioned Doom Eternal. I would have lost my shit!

 

[Black Angel]

Realms of Arkania HD

Nani

 

[ERYFKRAD]

Realms of Arkania HD

Nani

Omae wa mo shindeiru.

 

[Somberlain]

Inferior gaijin games.

 

[Heroic Liberator]

I would play any video game to avoid death, sorry edge-lords.

The ones I would least like to play would be a sports management game of some kind.

Same, but for me it'd be some autistic borefest like Dwarf Fortress.

 

[Zlaja]

Mobas and battle royale garbage.

 

[Outlander]

Fortnite, PUBG and the like, and any of those degenerate hentai aberrations.

 

[Wyatt_Derp]

Mass Effect Andromeda, because playing it would make my pods tired.

 

[Yosharian]

Spore. One of the worst 'games' I've ever played. So disappointing.