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EGX REZZED HAS BEEN CANCELLED
It is with a heavy heart that we can confirm that EGX Rezzed 2020, scheduled to take place at Tobacco Dock, London, from 2 to 4 July has been cancelled following the escalation of COVID-19 in the UK, Europe and globally.

We thank everyone who has prepared to deliver what promised to be a fantastic event over the past year, showcasing the best of indie gaming to the incredible Rezzed community.

Our flagship event EGX is currently scheduled to run 17-20 September 2020 and all Rezzed tickets have automatically been upgraded to this September event. Rezzed ticket holders are entitled to a full refund should they prefer, and simply need email egx.helpline@reedexpo.co.uk with their order number and our Customer Services team will process their refund.

To find out about ticket prices to EGX 2020, click here.

For more information on refunds and FAQs, click here.

We're incredibly disappointed we won't see you this year at Rezzed, but are already planning for EGX Rezzed to return, better than ever, in 2021. For now, take care, stay safe and keep playing the weird, wacky and wonderful indie games that help make Rezzed what it is.
 

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Meanwhile on Reddit:



https://www.vg247.com/2020/04/30/elder-scrolls-dicks-mass-debate/

Fans on Reddit are mass debating about Elder Scrolls dicks

Bethesda fans have taken to Reddit in order to argue about Elder Scrolls dicks.

The debate is still being staged as we speak, with players summoning all of the logic they can muster in order to scientifically prove the shape, size, and structure of Argonian genitalia.

Redditor GoldOld3C, the person who instigated this debate of all debates, opened with the fact they had been “fiercely debating this” with their friend. A mass debate, if you will.

“All of this is open for discussion, but I would prefer that you use evidence rather than personal bias,” they wrote, before offering a list of Elder Scrolls dick sizes measured in both the Imperial AND metric system.

The largest phallus belonged to the Orcs, who, according to GoldOld3C’s logic, boast a 7” dong on average. Tiniest willy went to the Bosmer, or Wood Elves, at 3.5”.

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“Here’s the real question,” wrote cursed commenter number one. “Are Khajiit dicks barbed like real cats?”

The answer, as according to Elder Scrolls loremasters in the comments: canonically, yes. Here’s an extract from Daggerfall: The Real Barenziah, Part III:

“Barenziah scowled at him. She was still smarting. His penis had tiny little barbs on it.”

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However, there can only be one winner when it comes to becoming the global authority on Elder Scrolls dicks. Alas, a victor has emerged: RedPooD2thehemodroid.

“Aight you idiots let’s get down to brass tacks,” writes RedPooD2. “Length isn’t everything, girth matters too.”

RedPoo went on to propose a scientific formula specifically designed to calculate exactly that. “Now, the cock volume is proportional to length*girth2 (remember, it doesn’t matter whether girth is measured by circumference, diameter, or radius, as those are all proportional to one another c=πd=2πr).”

RedPoo also accounts for the innate magical abilities of each Cyrodilic race and makes necessary adjustments to enhance the chart’s accuracy accordingly. “All of this is irrefutable knowledge from the College of Winterhold,” they conclude.

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“Goddamn, you basically did it,” replied the original poster. “You solved the whole fucking thing. I’d give you gold if I could.”

Before you go, let me briefly mention the best part about this whole ordeal. Shortly after the original post appeared, the average Khajit dick size was increased from 4.5” to 5” due to the logical intervention of a rogue commenter. When asked for the rationale supporting their claims, this was their response.

“I’d assume that because cat dicks look like wizard hats.”
 

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The shenanigans begin around the 6-minute mark, where he skips most of Chapter 1 straight into Chapter 2, and then all the way to Chapter 18 after that. If the mandatory cutscenes could be skipped this would be a 14-minute speedrun.

The glitching is so bad that he gets all the equipment without having to collect it first, and has to worry more about facehuggers than the Alien itself.
 
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Someone has been working hard on modding tools for Battlefield 3 - they were hesitant to release anything worthwhile until able to reach Beta as to avoid cease and desist from EA.

This could potentially be huge. Frostbite (or more Battlefield 3) has good destruction, animations, sound and graphics (finally no blue tint). We shall see. There is currently some footage from the Project Reality (disclaimer: player in video runs around like an idiot).

 

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