Crispy™ Ability to Brofist

[GarfunkeL]

And I would totally battle Menck in UT99 if I didn't live at the end of the Earth.

Nothing really unusual that sticks out to me

 

[Mr. Pink]

off topic, but jigawatts avatar always reminds me of this face

 

[tyrannosaurus rex]

Jigawatt

Do not despair, go forth and fist with the fist which you did not have before. The unofficial brofist.

For your good work.

 

[laclongquan]

I have no fist so I must scream~

 

[A user named cat]

I refuse to brofist because I believe that reckless brofisting is the cause of our serious inflation problem, but I'll give you a hundred trillion zimbabwe brofists

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:D I have one of those bills. Thinking of buying RPG Codex and a blood diamond mine.

 

[Kane]

I have been unable to brofist my fellow codexers for a year, which I believe is the customary waiting time. May I once again have the ability to endorse the posts of deserving bros? I promise not to abuse it.

Weakling. I shoved money up DU's rectum and my brofist ability was removed in return.

 

[Lemming42]

PETITION: Give the conspirators of #UndergroundBrofistHarvestingRing2k15 the ability to brofist other users back.

We, the undersigned, feel that the removal of brofisting ability from the members of the brofist harvesting ring is gay fucking bullshit for nerds. Reasons to support our argument follow:
1. We made about 15 fists total, like 1 each.
2. The unofficial brofists will begin to piss people off ultra quickly.
3. The loss of all our precious fists is punishment enough, no longer can I pride myself on my 4k+ fist count each morning, which was the one thing guiding me through the endless mundane drudgery of existence. I put it on my CV, it was the first thing I used to introduce myself to people with, my entire identity was tied to it. Now I am nothing, a waif, a wretched nonentity doomed to stumble ahead with nothing to light the way.
4. With a total of 1 illegal brofist and approx. 4,500 total fists, this means approximately 0.022222222222222223% of my brofists were illegitimate. Other conspirators have similar figures.
5. I want to brofist Cleve.
6. I don't want to name names or try and shift the blame, but it was literally all tyrannosaurus rex's fault.


~~♥xXxYours FaithfullyxXx♥~~~
Lemming42

RELATED PETITIONS: #FreeBradylama

 

[bloodlover]

PETITION: Give the conspirators of #UndergroundBrofistHarvestingRing2k15 the ability to brofist other users back.

We, the undersigned, feel that the removal of brofisting ability from the members of the brofist harvesting ring is gay fucking bullshit for nerds. Reasons to support our argument follow:
1. We made about 15 fists total, like 1 each.
2. The unofficial brofists will begin to piss people off ultra quickly.
3. The loss of all our precious fists is punishment enough, no longer can I pride myself on my 4k+ fist count each morning, which was the one thing guiding me through the endless mundane drudgery of existence. I put it on my CV, it was the first thing I used to introduce myself to people with, my entire identity was tied to it. Now I am nothing, a waif, a wretched nonentity doomed to stumble ahead with nothing to light the way.
4. With a total of 1 illegal brofist and approx. 4,500 total fists, this means approximately 0.022222222222222223% of my brofists were illegitimate. Other conspirators have similar figures.
5. I want to brofist Cleve.
6. I don't want to name names or try and shift the blame, but it was literally all tyrannosaurus rex's fault.


~~♥xXxYours FaithfullyxXx♥~~~
Lemming42

RELATED PETITIONS: #FreeBradylama

Would fist if I could. Some didn't even fist the OP yet still got the same punishment

 

[Zibniyat]

Reasons to support our argument follow:
2. The unofficial brofists will begin to piss people off ultra quickly.

This seems like a reason against your argument.

 

[Lemming42]

This seems like a reason against your argument.

You're right, I suppose. Here, allow me to express my agreement with a brofist:

YOU DID IT
UNOFFICIAL BROFIST AWARDED TO USER: Anhur FOR POST ID: 4125361
THREAD: "Ability to Brofist"
POST NUMBER IN THREAD: 35
CONTENTS OF POST: "This seems like a reason against your argument."
REASON FOR FISTING: Agree with sentiments expressed in post

CONGLATURATION!

Total unofficial brofists earned by user: 1

 

[Zibniyat]

Thanks, I guess...

 

[Irenaeus II]

I like this.

 

[Immortal]

6. I don't want to name names or try and shift the blame, but it was literally all tyrannosaurus rex's fault.

*drops a brofist in your dinky rusty tin can*

 

[Jigawatt]

PETITION: Give the conspirators of #UndergroundBrofistHarvestingRing2k15 the ability to brofist other users back.

We, the undersigned, feel that the removal of brofisting ability from the members of the brofist harvesting ring is gay fucking bullshit for nerds. Reasons to support our argument follow:
1. We made about 15 fists total, like 1 each.
2. The unofficial brofists will begin to piss people off ultra quickly.
3. The loss of all our precious fists is punishment enough, no longer can I pride myself on my 4k+ fist count each morning, which was the one thing guiding me through the endless mundane drudgery of existence. I put it on my CV, it was the first thing I used to introduce myself to people with, my entire identity was tied to it. Now I am nothing, a waif, a wretched nonentity doomed to stumble ahead with nothing to light the way.
4. With a total of 1 illegal brofist and approx. 4,500 total fists, this means approximately 0.022222222222222223% of my brofists were illegitimate. Other conspirators have similar figures.
5. I want to brofist Cleve.
6. I don't want to name names or try and shift the blame, but it was literally all tyrannosaurus rex's fault.


~~♥xXxYours FaithfullyxXx♥~~~
Lemming42

RELATED PETITIONS: #FreeBradylama

I don't want to be associated with you filthy brofist harvesters, nor will I be giving out shitty image based unofficial fisting. pls 2 fuck off into your own thread kthxbye

 

[Lemming42]

I don't want to be associated with you filthy brofist harvesters, nor will I be giving out shitty image based unofficial fisting. pls 2 fuck off into your own thread kthxbye

The petition would have probably saved you too. You just shat the bed, buddy.

 

[Jigawatt]

Yes, someone causing lulz a year ago throwing their lot in with a mob of cheaters whose crime occurred literally yesterday sounds like a winning strategy.

 

[Kz3r0]

2. The unofficial brofists will begin to piss people off ultra quickly.

 

[Irenaeus II]

Spoiler

 

[Drax]

DAT... nose?

 

[laclongquan]

PETITION: Give the conspirators of #UndergroundBrofistHarvestingRing2k15 the ability to brofist other users back.

We, the undersigned, feel that the removal of brofisting ability from the members of the brofist harvesting ring is gay fucking bullshit for nerds. Reasons to support our argument follow:
1. We made about 15 fists total, like 1 each.
2. The unofficial brofists will begin to piss people off ultra quickly.
3. The loss of all our precious fists is punishment enough, no longer can I pride myself on my 4k+ fist count each morning, which was the one thing guiding me through the endless mundane drudgery of existence. I put it on my CV, it was the first thing I used to introduce myself to people with, my entire identity was tied to it. Now I am nothing, a waif, a wretched nonentity doomed to stumble ahead with nothing to light the way.
4. With a total of 1 illegal brofist and approx. 4,500 total fists, this means approximately 0.022222222222222223% of my brofists were illegitimate. Other conspirators have similar figures.
5. I want to brofist Cleve.
6. I don't want to name names or try and shift the blame, but it was literally all tyrannosaurus rex's fault.


~~♥xXxYours FaithfullyxXx♥~~~
Lemming42

Totally. Like, I amjust rubbernecking there.

 

[DarkUnderlord]

PETITION: Give the conspirators of #UndergroundBrofistHarvestingRing2k15 the ability to brofist other users back.

We, the undersigned, feel that the removal of brofisting ability from the members of the brofist harvesting ring is gay fucking bullshit for nerds. Reasons to support our argument follow:
1. We made about 15 fists total, like 1 each.

If you don't build a fence to keep them out, they just keep coming.

They just keep coming.

2. The unofficial brofists will begin to piss people off ultra quickly.

Sometimes you need to improve the initial fence.

6. I don't want to name names or try and shift the blame, but it was literally all tyrannosaurus rex's fault.

I'm open to suggestions.

 

[Night Goat]

Haven't seen TheWesDude in a while. Wonder how he died.

 

[Kalin]

Haven't seen TheWesDude in a while. Wonder how he died.

http://www.tokyohive.com/article/2015/08/horikita-maki-yamamoto-koji-get-married

On August 22nd, actress Horikita Maki (26) and actor Yamamoto Koji (38) announced that they have gotten married.

Horikita is not pregnant at this time, and she plans on continuing her work as before. They already started living together this month.

Below is a translated message from the actress:

"It's a personal matter, but I, Horikita Maki, registered my marriage with Yamamoto Koji-san on August 22nd.

Please forgive me for making this sudden announcement in writing.

I met Yamamoto-san through work about 6 years ago, but it wasn't until we co-starred in the stage play 'Arashigaoka' that I learned about his personality and became attracted to him.

As we began thinking about spending our lives together, our relationship developed into marriage.

We are still inexperienced and immature, but we ask for your continued guidance and encouragement."


August 22, 2015

Horikita Maki

 

[laclongquan]

What the? They are, like, 12 years apart~

Sure, the same eastern zodiac sign seem to go well for them but~

Does he has a death wish?

Although, what a way to go~

 

[A user named cat]

When can we start selling our brofists or exchanging them for Codex potato?