Are you a bad enough dude to buy this Wii accessory?

http://kotaku.com/5554199/this-wii-gun- ... great-idea



I don't even mind the cheesy tagline all that much, but the MATURE GAMERS ONLY disclaimer is pure hilarity. This pretend gun is just too hardcore for anyone below the age of 17.

 

I bet you will buy it, weeaboo

 

I can feel hair growing on my chest just by looking at this thing. Goddamn. Dunno if i'm mature enough to handle the built in speaker and rumble system, though.

 

I don't have a console and i will never buy one.

I guess that answer your question quite well.

 

I hate how PC fags have robbed kids of toy guns. Even in the mid nineties when I was just on the cusp of growing out of toys it was already getting harder and harder to find a good toy gun over at the Walmart or Toys R Us. Before then I had had an awesome pair of toy M-16s and my dad taught me the basics of bayonet fighting with them. Now you have to be 17+ to buy a toy gun accessory for your Wii? Faggotry, all of it. This is why none of you all should ever move to San Francisco: despite its many charms, it is the home for this kind of faggotry and libtardedness.

 

Love the article in the link. "Baww, looks so much like a real gun, someone will rob a gas station with it, bawwww".

What sort of libtard thinking is that?

 

Much better if they rob gas stations with those instead of knives or shotguns...

 

The Wii Policeman will protect the gas stations from WiiGun-armed robbers.

 

It's cocktaku. You'd be hard pressed to find [Intelligence], let alone intelligence.

 

Canz I play Fallipops 3 with it????

 

Only the sex mods!!!

 

Hell, I live in east GA, and I cannot even REMEMBER ever seeing a gun at Toys'R'Us or any of the other toy stores that looked remotely realistic (with the exception of some cap guns).

 

Powerglove: Wii edition

Itz coming, and you'll all say "This is like that thing SV was talking about" when it does come.

 

http://kotaku.com/5488356/three+year+ol ... shaped-gun
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldne ... ident.html

So easy, even a 3 year old can use it!

 

wat

 

Anyone 17+ isn't exactly a kid anymore.

 

Probably a nintendo employee hyping it up.

Anyway, isn't the Wii color scheme White + light grey?

 

Like it's a question of physical age.

I know people who are 30+ and are as carefree and irresponsible as any average ten year old.

I know a 16 year old that juggles two job shifts to provide for himself, his younger brother, and his blind mother. He has the weary stare of a middle aged man and very rarely smiles.

 

teenage prick isn't an age - it's a state of mind

 

I hope so. I love a good bedtime story about someone robbing or pillaging...

But it is sad it's getting to the point toy guns are considered "mature". But I don't blame the gubber'ment. As the libertariantards want you believe. It's capitalism's fault.

Government does not own the rating systems
Government does not produce toys or gaming controllers of anykind
Government is actually just the muscle used by big corporations to decree something is right or wrong

Therefore, blame the industry.

 

Pssh. Toy guns. In my day, toys hadn't been invented yet. If we wanted to play with anything, we had to play with the REAL DEAL, in case the Japanese or the Russians landed! This is why a recent report from the military indicates that kids these days are too flabby and useless to actually fight, and are better at piloting drones instead. Eventually the Mexicans are going to roll right over us and take back their lost territories, once they get them to be Spanish-speaking again. See, when they considered this idea back in WW1, it was decided as infeasible because of the logistical issues involved in taking over a large, non-Spanish-speaking population. They're working on that part, and soon, when Americans are all too flabby to fight, they'll take over without a shot fired.

 

Next generation of consoles will have Strap-ons with motion sensors so that you can play rape games I tell ya.

 

In before accidental shotting while investigating drug dealing.

 

I used to have this awesome battery operated squirt gun that looked like a Grease Gun from WW2 or some shit. It used to make a gun shot sound when you pulled the trigger. AWESOME