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Battlefield 5 - going back to WW2

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Hey, look at the chick from Horizon: Zero Dawn! What the fuck is she doing here? Apart from making sure that we have our token strong womyn.

We can safely say that the BF series successfully jumped the shark at last. At least so far it could pretend that it had some kind of realism in it, but this is totally bonkers from now on.
 

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Ugh - utter shit.

That woman is so strong, tough and independent that she can do everything a man can in war, except she can also do it with a prosthetic arm! Take that patriarchy!
 

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Battlefield Vagina


(can't take credit for it though, but damn funny)
 
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So they won't show smoking because it's teh bad but they show killing and that's ok, and they encourage kids to cut off their sisters' arms to make them into cool cyborgs.
 

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Personally, I don't care about the chick. As soon as we knew the game was gonna sell customization options, this was inevitable. However, the gameplay in the trailer was horrible and visually I got a fortnight/overwatch feel. Not what I expected after brilliant visual design of BF1.
 

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And they said WAR NEVER CHANGES.
:lol::lol::lol:

At this point it's just too much and ridiculous that I can only laugh about it, this is too retarded to even be annoyed or upset about, they might have aswell placed Mickey and Goofy on the Battlefield and it would've been more suitable and realistic.
 

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Does anyone remember a caricature drawing of the far future with people exiting a cinema after having watched a movie about World War (2?) and it's all circus elephants and soldiers on horses with lances and silly hats, dressed funny and stuff (I can't seem to be able to find it)? We're getting there quicker than I thought, you can't even parody this shit anymore.



Ah, this'll have to do:
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Trailer is boring and bland, showing nothing new. They really think that they will sell this again with this CoD action packed scripted retarded trailers? Its banal, its low effort, its fake, it can only hype 10 year olds, and even kids are getting fed up with this.
 

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kangz, crippled womynz, and cancerous character customization which will lead to loot boxes
am i gonna be able to get eotechs and laser sights on my m1 garand along with a rainbow paintjob
 

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Did they plan to do another futuristic Battlefield and EA made them change it to WW2 in the last minute or something?
 

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Does anyone remember a caricature drawing of the far future with people exiting a cinema after having watched a movie about World War (2?) and it's all circus elephants and soldiers on horses with lances and silly hats, dressed funny and stuff (I can't seem to be able to find it)? We're getting there quicker than I thought, you can't even parody this shit anymore.



Ah, this'll have to do:
31fmyg333oz01.png


Lol, when World War 2 turned into tumblr. It's so damn bizarre reading that statement. World War 2, a turning point in history where the absolute best(and worst) of men fought and died... and we get:

:codexisforindividualswithgenderidentityissues:Gotto be inclusive!

If they just made their own setting I wouldn't care.
 

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Are there still any players for bf1942? Redownloaded it for nostalgia purposes and got hit with this track and now I want to play it again.
 

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the feature list from the preview they did to youtubers
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Also, let's be real here, this EAs big cash cow, womynz are there for those sweet sweet cosmetic microtransactions. Even if the game will be good, it will look like a freak show. Hopefully there will be mods to only see vanilla skins, kinda like the Battlefront 2 mods
 

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Does anyone remember a caricature drawing of the far future with people exiting a cinema after having watched a movie about World War (2?) and it's all circus elephants and soldiers on horses with lances and silly hats, dressed funny and stuff (I can't seem to be able to find it)? We're getting there quicker than I thought, you can't even parody this shit anymore.

PBF209-Now_Showing.jpg
 

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All they had to do was show us a video of a Tiger knocking down a wall and some cool environmental destruction or ragdoll physics and I would have been sold.

Instead we get a shaky cam video of a strong, disabled woman defeating the Nazi war machine on her own with a katana. The only surprising thing is that she wasn't black.

Well played EA...well played.
 

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