NSFW Best Thread Ever [No SJW-related posts allowed]

Series was better when a smart woman was running it.

 

Logical result of having entire generation of "game designers" who put actual gameplay at the bottom of their list of priorities, as well as large part of gaming media that doesn't give a rat's ass about game design.

Just looked at that Rolling Stone (fitting, given the "reputation") interview, and I really couldn't be less surprised. Druckmann looks the part, talks about sexism in gaming, enjoys NeoGAF...

 

'Fun' as a metric of how good a game is doesn't really make sense, I agree with that much.
However, 'fun' as a metric for a swash-buckling adventure fits perfectly. It sounds like they're just too caught up in their success with The Last Of Us and thought making it darker automatically makes it's better, but it might not really fit the genre all that well. Like how Temple Of Doom is generally the least liked Indy film (not counting the new one of course).
I haven't played 3 or 4, but I seem to remember in the second game where you're infiltrating something-or-other to get an archaeological thingamajig and you're expressly not killing people (sleep-darts or something), yet for the sake of a good joke combined with teaching mechanics to the player - i.e. for the sake of fun - you toss some guy to his death: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1wXoG0Li11w

 

Fun in the context of games is really poorly understood.

Fun is what you get from mastering the systems and overcoming the challenge.
It has nothing to do with theme which they conflate it with.

Fun is not just what a puerile child does, its what happens for master detective Sherlock when he solves a great case.

 

Actually he explicitly lands in water and swims off.

But yeah, literally no one is playing Uncharted for some kind of deep story or themes. At most the video game reviewers who don't actually play video games will fellate you for trying to be deep, but the audience buying Uncharted doesn't care.

 

http://archive.is/GVoI6

 

all this virtual ass

 

But I want Tracer porn! Overwatch are such colorful characters full of expression while Mass Effect are all boring wooden faces.
This is why we can't have nice things.

 

>google search overwatch widow
>semi-porn results in the first two rows

This is amazing, c&d really means damage control in this case.

 

The porn is more interesting than the game, of course Blizzard wants to shut it down. I want to know more about Tracer's ass lust for Widowmaker.

 

We want to sexualize the characters, but not deal with the consequences.

 

Who wouldn't be lusting after dat ass tho

Perhaps she's looking for the butt they stole from her?

 

Booty so unreal it was made by Epic Games.

 

99% of Overwatch SFM stuff is of the most boring characters. Nothing of value was lost.

 

Who do you prefer, then? The chubby Chinese chick? The rainbow-haired Russian? One of the flavors of brown?

 

You know he prefers the chubby one

 

http://www.nodontdie.com/dane-macmahon/

 

Facebook then.

 

[Laughs.]

 

HAVE FUN OR YOUR FIRED!

This reminds me of Monty Pythons Fairy Tale about a perfect kingdom where everyone is happy because king ordered all unhappy people killed.

 

I didnt like CSGO. Hate the whole ranks thing, being forced to play for like an hour to rank up and shit....

But i did spend quite some time in 1.6 & source, one thing i dont get at all is the fascination for those
skins... I mean honestly if you spend some time on games like this you gotta appreaciate the real steel Weapons
a little bit, no? Who the fuck would airbrush their AR15 in a fucking banana split color scheme?

All that reminds me of is this:

 

It's fluff ,what's to understand.Who doesn't like fluff in their games?It's also well done in CSGO only you see the skin and outside others see the default.CS weapons are pretty much the same for what now ,15 years?Yeah I have seen M4 and AK already.