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NSFW Best Thread Ever [No SJW-related posts allowed]

Discussion in 'General Gaming' started by Jaesun, Mar 15, 2011.

  1. pippin Guest

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    Looks better than FO4 itself.
     
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  2. Gerrard Arcane

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    Did he think that shitty textures and lack of dynamic lighting are the defining features of "corridor shooters"?
     
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  3. tormund Arcane

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    It's PC Gamer. Take a look at any of their or RPS's attempts to write about some older FPS, and what games they celebrate as their "successors" (and why).
     
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  4. Infinitron I post news Patron

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  5. Farage Arcane Patron

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    Don't know if someone already posted these... but wow. I'm just watching the second video with my jaw dropped.
    Also Crowbcat is a god - his channel is awesome.
     
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  6. pippin Guest

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    He's not really a god, he just points out things everyone knows.
     
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  7. tormund Arcane

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    So, guys that look like this
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    brought a game that has MOAR STORY and MOAR EMOSHUN and MOAR CINEMATICNESS than any of its predecessors, and is at the same time a huge, palpable decline as far as anything related to gameplay, interactivity, tech goes?
    Who would've guessed.
     
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  8. Farage Arcane Patron

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    Really?
    Dang i really thought he was an actual god
     
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  9. Tehdagah Arcane

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    Nothing like Dead Rising? It looks just like Dead Rising.
     
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  10. sullynathan Magister

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    crowbcat is a retard and has always been ever since he made that shitty GTA 4 video. DR has always been shit
     
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  11. pippin Guest

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    That's what I meant. He's just a panderer.
     
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  12. Riskbreaker Arcane Patron

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    I'm not sure if I'm getting your point. Game looks like a major downgrade in every area outside the visuals, and those videos show it as such ie they display the game as it is. Comparisons with the very first game are fair and on point. How is anything in those videos wrong or taken out of context? What exactly is wrong with them?
     
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  13. pippin Guest

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    It's not that he's wrong, it's that his criticism are always on easy mode with easy targets and just reinforcing things everyone already knows, as I said. It's convenient for him to upload his videos when he does attacking stuff like he does.
     
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    Mentions of Yoko Taro and yet no-one says anything about Drakengard? Unacceptable. Watch this if you don't know what this man is capable of:

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    It's always worth reposting.
     
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  15. sullynathan Magister

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    Well did you watch the gta 4 vs gta 5 video? The guy admits to click bait to get views in his description and doesn't even believe gta 4 is better than gta v. Then the whole point of the video is that gta 5 toned down the physics compared to gta 4 even though gta 5 had pretty much identical and even more features than gta 4.

    When he makes these shitty videos, he completely ignores tee point of the game series he's making fun of.

    Doesn't even go into depth about anything at all, just panders to the fags that think these shitty games are good because he can make a shitty video and nitpick one area of a game.
     
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  16. Alienman Arcane Patron

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    Codex 2016 - The Age of Grimoire Make the Codex Great Again! Grab the Codex by the pussy Shadorwun: Hong Kong Divinity: Original Sin 2
    Dead Rising is a good game though, and it's clear that Dead Rising had a lot of systems that the new one does not have, even if it is on a newer system. I found the video informative, click bait or not.
     
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  17. pippin Guest

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    Get it?
     
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  18. RK47 collides like two planets pulled by gravity Patron

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    Dead State Divinity: Original Sin
    Nice fingers to open up new world.
     
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  19. tormund Arcane

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    Yeah maaan, but I dislike his and also everyone knows all of that already except none of it is true and he is nitpicking by pointing out things that everyone knows are not true but are actually true and I totally have no feelings about this.
     
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  20. markec Twitterbot Patron

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    Codex 2012 Dead State Project: Eternity Codex USB, 2014 Shadorwun: Hong Kong Divinity: Original Sin 2
    Play-Asia.com twitter is pretty fun









     
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  21. Unkillable Cat Prestigious Gentleman LEST WE FORGET Patron

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    Codex 2014 Make the Codex Great Again! Grab the Codex by the pussy
    Ashens has released a follow-up video:



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    pippin gets a high-five as we both guessed the best look-a-like!
     
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  23. moraes Arcane Patron

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    We need a 'pedo' button.
     
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  24. Tehdagah Arcane

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    The contrary is true as well, this is why the video is lame.

    Bigger zombie count, bigger map, weapon combos, vehicle combos, exo-suit, co-op mode.

    But yeah, you can't grab a pizza in the game so it's totally a downgrade.
     
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  25. GrainWetski Arcane

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    Did you get that list of "improvements" from the developers?
     
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