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[RK47]

 

[DramaticPopcorn]

why

 

[Havoc]

why

wrong question

when

 

[Cassidy]

-snip-

At least post this in the right thread for it:

http://www.rpgcodex.net/forums/index.php?threads/omega-turbodweeb-showcase-tips-fedora.90323

 

[Don Peste]

 

[Crooked Bee]

Move aside, EA. Devin is here: https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/1793481042/star-wars-open-world-rpg

Given that "it will have the graphics of "Battlefront" or better with the feel of "The Witcher 3"", no wonder there are 4 $1,500-tier backers already!

The risks and rewards sections are lovely, too.

 

[vonAchdorf]

Move aside, EA. Devin is here: https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/1793481042/star-wars-open-world-rpg

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Given that "it will have the graphics of "Battlefront" or better with the feel of "The Witcher 3"", no wonder there are 4 $1,500-tier backers already!

The risks and rewards section is lovely, too.

Sounds like a trolling codexer.

I am not talking about a 1995/2005 game that could be created in a month or two. I am talking about a Star Wars RPG that will completely blow people away; like "Fallout 4", or "The Witcher 3" did. These RPG's set the benchmark of how the future of RPG's should look, and they are a good blueprint to go on. I want to make something that is like this in some respects, but goes even further. It will have the graphics of "Battlefront" or better with the feel of "The Witcher 3".

 

[PlanHex]

It will have the "graphics" of "Battlefront" or "better" with the "feel" of "The Witcher 3".

 

[Murk]

Somehow, still more trustworhy than Fig.

 

[RK47]

I'm sure his salad will have the feel of potato and battlefront's vegetable gameplay.

 

[<3sRichardSimmons]

Total's doubled since I checked earlier today!

We might be getting an Open-World Star Wars RPG guise! Here's hoping it has combat as deep as FO4 and TWitcher3!

 

[RK47]

May the farce be with you.

 

[Taka-Haradin puolipeikko]

There seems to be more of these kinds of shit tier pitches, with no video and "I came up with this in 15 minutes" written text in Kickstarter now.
Examples:

 

[CyberWhale]

A Boy and His Blob makes its triumphant return! A reimagining of the NES classic, as the boy, you feed your blob jelly beans and watch him transform into cool and useful objects to solve puzzles and escape danger. With its robust and emotionally driven story, challenging puzzles, and visually impressive art style, A Boy and His Blob is sure to become a classic once again.

When Blobolonia is threatened by an evil Emperor, the blob comes to Earth looking for help. Instead, he finds a young boy. Help the blob dethrone the evil Emperor that's terrorizing Blobolonia and establish a friendship with the blob that will last a lifetime.

Coming to PC, PS4 & XBONE on January 19th.

 

[pippin]

Gentlemens' Club Tycoon

There was a Sims-like Playboy Mansion game released like 12 years ago or something like that. It was very awkward and it didn't had actual sex. How can you fuck that up, no pun intended?

 

[Caim]

Gentlemens' Club Tycoon

There was a Sims-like Playboy Mansion game released like 12 years ago or something like that. It was very awkward and it didn't had actual sex. How can you fuck that up, no pun intended?

Because selling hardcore porn as a video game back in the day was something of a no-no. These days it's even worse, because you'll have to resort to the more obscure channels because the big names like Steam and Gog won't touch your product.

 

[Unkillable Cat]

ITT, games today play themselves:



And now for some (SFW) nightmare fuel:

The mere idea may put you off your lunch

 

[Clockwork Knight]

It's a generic Japanese waifu simulator. Don't buy unless you're extremely desperate and pathetic.

still not as shameful as a "Your friend X is now playing Fallout 4" popup

 

[Jick Magger]

And now for some (SFW) nightmare fuel:

The mere idea may put you off your lunch

It's funny because the actual show was even worse at times.

 

[Clockwork Knight]

The author of the video says he was inspired by the episode where a gang disguises themselves as the girls to rob places and smear their reputation.

that pic

 

[A user named cat]

A Boy and His Blob makes its triumphant return! A reimagining of the NES classic, as the boy, you feed your blob jelly beans and watch him transform into cool and useful objects to solve puzzles and escape danger. With its robust and emotionally driven story, challenging puzzles, and visually impressive art style, A Boy and His Blob is sure to become a classic once again.

When Blobolonia is threatened by an evil Emperor, the blob comes to Earth looking for help. Instead, he finds a young boy. Help the blob dethrone the evil Emperor that's terrorizing Blobolonia and establish a friendship with the blob that will last a lifetime.

Coming to PC, PS4 & XBONE on January 19th.

Wii version runs perfect in Dolphin and can be rendered at even 4k if needed with AA. It also doesn't require the dildo nunchuk so it can be played with a regular controller.

More

With Ishiiruka's build, you can even set up more bells and whistles like anaglyphic 3D, tessellation and texture upscaling.

 

[CyberWhale]

Phantasmal - cool story brah, unfortunately my laptop is too shitty to emulate Wii so I'm hoping this is decently optimized.

 

[Taka-Haradin puolipeikko]

Sony is trying to Trademark "Let's Play".
http://nichegamer.com/2016/01/73sony-is-trying-to-trademark-lets-play402/#2IRKbDuC4hhWBqtx.99

Spoiler

Sony is Trying to Trademark “Let’s Play”
By: Brandon Orselli On January 9, 2016, 10:07 am EDT @brandonorselli




We’ve learned that Sony has filed for a curious new trademark, one for the words “Let’s Play.”

The mark was spotted (via NeoGAF) over on the United States Patent and Trademark Office. The mark was registered last October, only to be discovered now.

Sony is looking to cover the “electronic transmission and streaming of video games via global and local computer networks; streaming of audio, visual, and audiovisual material via global and local computer networks,” whatever their real intentions are with the words “Let’s Play.”

Upon further investigation (via Trademarkia.com), however, it looks like Sony needs to clarify this trademark further before they can be granted it.

You can imagine what the legal ramifications for Let’s Players on YouTube will be if Sony is granted this trademark – so it’s a bit unsettling to see a corporation trying to essentially own popular words as such.

We’ll keep you guys posted.

http://www.pcmag.com/article2/0,2817,2497710,00.asp

Spoiler

Sony's Attempt to Trademark 'Let's Play' Hits a Snag

It's not that the phrase is too generic in the context of streaming video games; it's just that someone else already has a similar trademark.

 

[Clockwork Knight]

Just trademark Ret's Pray instead.

 

[Drax]

jesus, someone just please put sony out of their misery ffs