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[Tehdagah]

Well, it's not only climbing. You also fall a lot.

1:10

Nice camera placement.

 

[Unkillable Cat]

Happy birthday, Duke Nukem 3D! 20 years old today and still outta bubble gum!

 

[Caim]

 

[Unkillable Cat]

Hey! He DOES do a pretty good Duke Nukem impression!

 

[Caim]

...

You must be new to LGR's channel.

 

[pippin]

Yeah his channel is like old tech, sims videos and duke nukem impressions pretty much since day 1.

 

[Excidium II]

He also loves Fallout 4.

 

[Unkillable Cat]

I've watched some of his videos, but somehow managed to miss out on all of his Duke Nukem impressions.

Weird.

 

[Caim]

Him doing Duke impressions is kind of his major shticks alright. For the rest he's a real mellow and well-researched guy, something I appreciate.

He also loves Fallout 4.

We can't all be perfect.

 

[Siveon]

He also loves Fallout 4.

So does a good chunk of the Codex.

 

[pippin]

He loves Fallout 3 *and* 4 though, he likes his popamole in general, but he balances it with older stuff.

 

[pippin]

 

[felipepepe]

Yo, remember when Final Fantasy was like and RPG and stuffies?



What a clusterfuck. And what's the challenge of stealth when you can teleport anywhere and kill guards with one hit?

 

[Infinitron]

Oh hey, it's another third person action game with stealth elements. But this one has HP bars.

 

[felipepepe]

ITS NOT STEALTH WHEN YOU CAN TELEPORT & INSTAKILL! Or when just attacking everything looks more practical and 10x easier.

 

[Athelas]

You can now role-play a stealthy, pacifist character, so if anything, Final Fantasy is now more of an RPG than it has ever been.

 

[Riskbreaker]

Man, almost everything about FF XV just screams how it is a "designed-by-a-committee, insert -everything- that seems to be popular these days" type of game.

Lord have mercy, looks like it'll even have some of that good ol turret shootan action.:D

 

[felipepepe]

From what I was told, is more of a "directed by an idiot who keeps delaying the game to insert cool shit he sees in other games" project.

Like, the guy scrapped YEARS of work on the engine and level design because he felt awesome riding a dragon in Skyrim or something like that, so NOW FFXV CARS CAN FLY!!!111 BRO ROAD TRIP IN MID-AIR!!!!11

FFXV will only come out when SE runs out of money and fires this Tabata douche who never made a single decent game.

 

[Jaesun]

And yet, the game will still sell MILLIONS...

 

[pippin]

I'm still amazed that FF managed to last this long. That's 6 more games than Ultima and Might and Magic. Not counting the spinoffs ofc.

 

[pippin]

 

[Caim]

Bad groups plan for DM betrayal.

Good groups steer the DM away from betrayal.

 

[Dreaad]

Also kind of sad that the combat looks so lifeless, people swinging around giant swords and shooting each other, no impact, just little floating numbers. Fucking why bother with graphics if you're not gonna do anything with them.

 

[Taka-Haradin puolipeikko]

http://news.softpedia.com/news/ant-...the-money-on-booze-and-strippers-499697.shtml

Ant Simulator Canceled After Team Spends the Money on Booze and Strippers
The funds from crowdfunding campaigns are gone
Feb 1, 2016 08:25 GMT · By Silviu Stahie
The main developer of Ant Simulator, Eric Tereshinski, announced the cancellation of the game and his resignation after he found out that his business partners have spent the money on booze and strippers.

Ant Simulator was a really promising project that would allow players to manage an ant colony from that perspective. It benefited from a couple of crowdfunding campaigns, it was trying to get in Steam Early Access, and there was even a Beta version available. From the looks of it, the project has been hit by some unusual financial problems.

It's not the first time a game is canceled due to financial problems. Sometimes the developers burn through the crowdfunding money too fast, or they don't properly evaluate the correct amount they needed for the project. On the other hand, finding out that the money was spent on restaurants, booze, and strippers (or exotic dancers if you like that term better) is a first.

Ant Simulator is no more
The development on Ant Simulator was done by a single guy, Eric Tereshinski. He partnered with a couple of other guys, Tyler Monce and Devon Staley, and together they formed ETeeski.

The developer and founder of ETeeski, Eric Tereshinski announced that the project is officially dead and that he resigns from the company. The guys that he partnered with in the LLC managed to burn through all the money they had, including the funds from the crowdfunding campaign.

As soon as he found out, Eric resigned and posted a video on YouTube in which he explains what happened. He also mentions that his two ex-partners and friends are legally covered and that he can't do anything about it, with the exception of resigning.

He is also trying to find a way for people to get refunds, but that will probably take a while.

e. Topic now has its own thread here:http://www.rpgcodex.net/forums/inde...ncelled-but-money-was-put-to-good-use.106704/

 

[Astral Rag]