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Discussion in 'General Gaming' started by Jaesun, Mar 15, 2011.

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    Its not great. Age of Sigmar goes for the kitchen sink approach to design, where they just grab anything they think looks cool and throws it in there, regardless of any overall design consistency.
     
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    Codex 2014 Make the Codex Great Again! Grab the Codex by the pussy


    An 18-minute video announcing the following: The 21-year old speedrun record for E1M1 of Doom has finally been broken, going from 0:09 to 0:08.

    The reason I'm linking to the video is the sheer pompousness of the narrator, where he attempts to glorify, elevate and justify the act of speedrunning... while casually mentioning that it took over a year and 50.000 attempts to get this one 'magical' speedrun. He also blasts gaming media for not covering the story.

    For those interested, the original speedrun record is at 3:20. The new speedrun is at 16:37 and the rest is a lot of babble, but the gist of it is this: Due to random enemy movement and the clever usage of speed boosts when taking damage, the old record was finally beaten.
     
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    Just the speedrun:

     
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    This goes double for the retarded speedruns where the competition is a slot machine you keep playing until a dozen RNG factors align to give you a 1 second boost.
     
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    Here's another bone I have to pick with the speedrun community: They claim that it's about "perfection", yet they can't perform basic math: 1998+22 = 2019?!?

    Even I am being optimistic when I stated "21-year old speedrun", as the odds are against me.
     
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    Do they? I thought it was about channelling the sanic within.
     
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    Man, Leon really let himself go.
     
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    Behold, the final form of the "I sexually identify as an attack helicopter" meme:

     
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    Today I learned Myst and Minecraft are RPGs.
     
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    Every game is an RPG because in every game you play a role :mlady:
     
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    ... is a Playstation exclusive "exploration" game:



    https://www.pixelreef.fr/games/

     
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    this redditor found ONE WEIRD TRICK to trigger codexers without fail
     
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