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Discussion in 'General Gaming' started by Jaesun, Mar 15, 2011.

  1. Circuit Self-Ejected

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    That 'greetings' in the end of the shinig vid :lol:
     
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  4. Infinitron I post news Patron

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    Grab the Codex by the pussy Serpent in the Staglands Dead State Divinity: Original Sin Project: Eternity Torment: Tides of Numenera Wasteland 2 Shadorwun: Hong Kong Divinity: Original Sin 2 A Beautifully Desolate Campaign Pillars of Eternity 2: Deadfire Pathfinder: Kingmaker
    Hell yeah:

     
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  5. geno Educated

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    Edit: The original video was deleted for some reason and you can't find it anymore in the NBA 2K official channel.
     
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  7. Wyatt_Derp Learned

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  8. LESS T_T Prestigious Gentleman Arcane

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    Codex 2012 Dead State Project: Eternity Codex USB, 2014 Shadorwun: Hong Kong Divinity: Original Sin 2
     
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    :prosper:
     
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    I liked these ones.
     
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  12. Sukhāvatī a.k.a. ManjuShri Patron

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  13. Think big! Smoking Dicks

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    Deal Alert: A Beluga Whale Beached Itself With A Stomach Full Of Classic N64 Cartridges
    Today 7:30am
    SEE MORE:ONION GAMERS NETWORK
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    Gamers, you’re definitely going to want to check this out: A beluga whale just beached itself on the Quebec shore and its stomach is absolutely packed with dozens of vintage N64 cartridges. We’re talking Goldeneye, Starfox 64, Paper Mario, F-Zero X, all available for free to any gamers willing to head to Hudson Bay with a hatchet or harpoon to peel through a few layers of blubber and stick their arms elbow-deep into a little bit of digestive juices where these vintage cartridges are stocked. There’s even a drool-worthy Expansion Pak version of Perfect Dark just under a little mound of ambergris in the small intestine. So let’s be clear: This isn’t just some stray porpoise with a copy of Turok: Dinosaur Hunter rammed in its blowhole. We’re looking at one of the best chances for Nintendo diehards to stock up on the greatest N64 games of all time. But you’d better head down to the beach now—gasses are already bloating the whale’s decomposing stomach cavity, and by the time it explodes, all of these deals will be gone.

    EDIT: Mods why move this from the Deals thread? I guess you don't recognize a great deal when you see one.
     
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    I think people are stretching the Half life meme a bit too much. Speaking of stretching, sometimes it's a good thing for horror game for the protagonist to be quiet.



    It doesn't look half-bad for being an indie Derp Space clone, but chances are it will become an Epic exclusive.
     
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  15. Tehdagah Arcane

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    They probably have no idea what made the Dead Space games good.
     
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    So, it'll be the perfect sequel to Dead Space 3?
     
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  17. Tehdagah Arcane

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    The fun things about Dead Space were the stasis, the zero gravity levels and amputating monsters to use their limbs against them, I doubt the game will have any of these things. They will likely focus on imershun and horrorz.
     
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    qt dancing azn lady got fired (probably)





     
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    I don't think she got fired.
     
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  20. Clockwork Knight Arcane

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    I have no idea really, just got the feeling from the sudden announcement and the "I'm available btw" at the end of the tweet.
     
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  21. LESS T_T Prestigious Gentleman Arcane

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    I can't help but imagine office politics around the sudden fame.
     
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  22. Wyatt_Derp Learned

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    'Life IN not Linear.'

    See I told ya'll, linearity is the new binary. You can set your watch to these patterns. Jesus, it's like we're in a simulator or something.
     
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  23. LESS T_T Prestigious Gentleman Arcane

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    Codex 2014
    "Developers and industry legends on the games that defined the last 20 years": https://www.eurogamer.net/articles/...s-on-the-games-that-defined-the-last-20-years

    Ironically the Xbox boss is probably the only person who picked a game Codex would appreciate:

     
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  24. Unkillable Cat Prestigious Gentleman LEST WE FORGET Patron

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    Codex 2014 Make the Codex Great Again! Grab the Codex by the pussy
    This is a laugh riot.

    The developer of Shenmue picks... Shenmue.

    Likewise an ex-Final Fantasy developer picks the first game he worked on.

    Far too many devs pick the games that got them into the business, including Rhianna Pratchett.

    Peter Molyneux picks GTA3, which makes sense.

    Indie dev #1 picks Spelunky, hoping that Indie dev #2 (who incidentally made Spelunky) will name-drop him in return. Sadly, Indie dev #2 picks Dark Souls.

    Jeff Kaplan unironically picks Everquest, the game he himself helped torpedo as Tigole Bitties (someone posted about that here on the Codex a long time ago).

    One 'travelling' dev picks Diablo 2. Hard to argue that.

    And last, but not least, Hideo Kojima picks Super Mario Bros, Xevious, Another World and The Portopia Serial Murder Case, because Screw You, Silly Questions. For recent games he names Inside. :salute:
     
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