NSFW Best Thread Ever [No SJW-related posts allowed]

[MediantSamuel]

Mother-FUCKING ethical NUANCE. In MY Bethestard game?

 

[Durwyn]

BREAKING NEWS

Mainstream media consider Fallout 3 better than its predecessors because it has NUANCES.

It's not like they even played any of them

 

[Average Manatee]

Mother-FUCKING ethical NUANCE. In MY Bethestard game?

Nuke a town of people too dumb to deserve to live, Y/N?

 

[CthuluIsSpy]

If by nuance you mean a sledgehammer to the cognitive parts of your brain, then yes, it was nuanced.
Time sure must love the taste of Bethesda's semen to write such sycophancy.

Oh, and unforgettable characters? Like the annoying shits at little lamplight, asshole with the cowboy hat who threatens you as soon as you set foot in that settlement (who you will most likely murder to get his rifle), annoying asshole preacher who worships a nuke (what?), annoying asshole beggers who are perpetually thirsty? Those unforgettable characters?

 

[Siveon]

Isn't that just an incredibly guzzied up version of Knightmare?

 

[CthuluIsSpy]

Wat.

Surpassed the original in every way? Are you fucking shitting me.

Unforgettable characters.

Ethical nuance.



I'm mad. Who wants to rage impotently with me.

I would have you know that my rage is quite potent. My ceiling is proof.

 

[Wayward Son]

Fallout 3, even to a consoletard Bethestard like I was, was insanely boring, even before finding the Codex. There was no nuance, there was almost no memorable characters, memorable meaning I can remember their name and potato-face.

 

[corvus]

"Sonically bleak." Was he picking adjectives at random to reach the minimum word count?

 

[pippin]

Sonically bleak yet whimsically tuneful=its not a bug its a feature XD

 

[Caim]

"Sonically bleak." Was he picking adjectives at random to reach the minimum word count?

Isn't that what Sonic the Hedgehog fans describe the time after the reveal of a new game?

 

[Delterius]

"Sonically bleak." Was he picking adjectives at random to reach the minimum word count?

Isn't that what Sonic the Hedgehog fans describe their own lives?

 

[yes plz]

ya'll niggas just too young to appreciate the moral ambiguity of fallout 3. go back to playing the watch dogs, kiddies.

 

[Astral Rag]

 

[Turtle-Zone 3000]

Whats that from?

 

[Cyberarmy]

Whats that from?

google image says its from the "Matrix" and best guess is human ...

overlords are at work it seems!

 

[Astral Rag]

Whats that from?

http://store.steampowered.com/agecheck/app/402880/

 

[Cyberarmy]

Whats that from?

http://store.steampowered.com/agecheck/app/402880/

Donwloaded and played, thanks for pointing an awesome game!

 

[Alienman]

Looks like a bloodier version of Golden Axe. Awesome

 

[Matalarata]

Awesome

Actually, I think this is their source of inspiration:



Golden Axe had limited vertical scrolling, combos and smartbombs. Also dwarves. Both are games, mind you, I'm just nitpicking.

 

[Jick Magger]

 

[StaticSpine]

Looks clunky as hell.

 

[Excidium II]

At least it's well intentioned.

 

[mutonizer]

Looks clunky as hell.

Yea but it's actually lot of fun and can be fucking brutal (and satisfying) as you gain new attacks and whatnot. Took it for a spin as a laugh but found myself playing it more than I thought I would. For the price, I actually would recommend it

Edit:
oops, forgot to mention it was the extended cut I tried, on PC. No idea for anything else.

 

[Dayyālu]

God dammit, they are Italian devs. I guess the glorious tradition of terrible fantasy knockoffs isn't dead yet.

I don't know if this is great or terrible.

 

[sexbad?]

Fallout 3...
...obsessively traditional roleplaying ideals

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