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NSFW Best Thread Ever [No SJW-related posts allowed]

Discussion in 'General Gaming' started by Jaesun, Mar 15, 2011.

  1. Fedora Master Arcane Patron

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    Im getting all these ACTUALLY GOOD retro games in my YT list now


    Looks like a SNES game, right? Nope, it's on Steam!
     
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  2. Fedora Master Arcane Patron

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    FYI there's a... more complete... set of pics out there.
     
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  3. Mikeal Liturgist

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  4. Citizen Learned

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    Not interested in this crap, but the URF event... Bros i'm installing
     
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  5. PulsatingBrain Huge and Ever-Growing Patron

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    What is that?
     
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  6. Citizen Learned

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    Gamemode with no skill cooldowns and mana costs, turning LoL into a bullet hell where people just spam millions of flashy skillshots and dodge them

    It's sooper fun, especially if you gather some friends and start a sick noob pwning with overpowered heroes, since the mode is not balanced at all
     
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  7. LESS T_T Prestigious Gentleman Arcane

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    Codex 2014
    Looks like she joined the studio with less politics and more creativity, teasing Ōkami 2 from Platinum Games:

     
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  8. Latro Arcane

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    that jacket looks great on her...
     
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  9. Ezeekiel Arbiter

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    At the end of the day, no amount of feminism, marketing research and shitty ads can beat having a cute girl with maxed out charm stat shill your game.

    Sarkeesian and that gamers-are-over bitch BTFO
     
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  10. Fedora Master Arcane Patron

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    Why can't they make shit like THIS today??
     
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  11. Tehdagah Arcane

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    Okami is one of the most over bloated walking simulators ever made. Using it as a example of "greatness" that overcome budgets actually proves that: 1) passion isn't enough to make a good game; 2) good games and commercial intentions aren't mutually exclusive, because greedy companies release better games than Okami all the time.

    Gamers care more about story, visuals and charismatic developers than actual good games.
     
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  12. pakoito Arcane

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    People keep mentioning that Okami is a great 20h game inside a 60h experience.
     
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  13. Cyberarmy Love fool Patron

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    That game was ahead of its time. One of the main reasons that Demon Souls bosses was really easy for me.
     
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  14. Unkillable Cat Prestigious Gentleman LEST WE FORGET Patron

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    Codex 2014 Make the Codex Great Again! Grab the Codex by the pussy
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  15. Fedora Master Arcane Patron

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    They made a Silent Hill lightgun shooter? :lol:
     
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  16. Clockwork Knight Arcane

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    https://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198318532150/recommended/625340/

     
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  17. Infinitron I post news Patron

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    Grab the Codex by the pussy Serpent in the Staglands Dead State Divinity: Original Sin Project: Eternity Torment: Tides of Numenera Wasteland 2 Shadorwun: Hong Kong Divinity: Original Sin 2 A Beautifully Desolate Campaign Pillars of Eternity 2: Deadfire Pathfinder: Kingmaker
    lol dorks https://www.eurogamer.net/articles/...x-speedrunner-tomatoanus-changes-name-for-gdq

     
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  18. GewuerzKahn Learned

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    tomatoanus deadpan humor is very enjoyable.
     
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  19. Average Manatee Prestigious Gentleman Arcane

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    "In fallout 4 your SPECIAL stats actually do make a huge difference in the sex % speed run (as opposed to the rest of the games where they don't matter)"

    Codex BTFO, Fallout 4 is the real RPG where stats matter.
     
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  20. Sukhāvatī a.k.a. ManjuShri Patron

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    They are idiots. Okami can't work with 20 hours. The laid back attitude of game is what elevates this game to god level. The whole charm of Okami comes from those slow moments where you are interacting with humans who always treat you like a mutt working your way up from the bottom saving world instead of kicking ass god of war style.

    It is like pacing in 70-80 cinema. That slow burn exist for a reason.

    For anyone who didn't play Okami. Do yourself a favor. Play it and finish it and join rest of us blessed who did. I finished it 8 years after release and it sits in my top 5 of best games ever so age is not a problem.

    The game has everything. Good gameplay, amazing writing/characters/story and art is so good that you will question yourself how the fuck someone could just make it because it seems impossible.
     
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  22. WhiskeyWolf RPG Codex Polish Car Thief Patron

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    Okami is one of the few games that make you feel like you are actually on a long journey, traveling far and wide.
     
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  23. Gerrard Arcane

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    That's a great to reason to never touch it.
     
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  24. rusty_shackleford Arcane

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    Oblivion for the Xbox 2
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  25. Clockwork Knight Arcane

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    That's not a mistake, the 360 was released a year later and it didn't have an official name yet. Apparently they thought "Playstation 3" would look better than "Xbox 2".

    Imagine if the faces ingame looked like that knight's, though.
     
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