NSFW Best Thread Ever [No SJW-related posts allowed]

[pippin]

you have no idea your wife just came home early.

She will look at you and say "now you know how it feels!"

 

[markec]

I remember starting it up for the first time, finding yourself in a spaceship overrun with aliens and thinking that I need to GTFO. So I rushed to the escape pods, entered one and ejected myself into space. It took me few minutes and I thought well this was easy, this game is shit and a complete ripoff.

Then I got a cinematic how Im lost in space because I didnt send distress message and noone was able to find me. So you need to go to the bridge (if I remember correctly) to send the message, but the power is down, then you find out there are more survivors and suddenly the plot thickens and game opens up.

Truly great game.

 

[Don Peste]

 

[markec]

 

[Gerrard]

Illusion does what Sonydon't

E: check out dem textures

 

[StaticSpine]

SMACH Z is a handheld PC with haptic touchpad controls that's powerful enough to play any AAA game natively (10K games out of the box)!



https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/smachteam/smach-z-the-handheld-gaming-pc

 

[Alienman]

SMACH my bitch up.

 

[Zep Zepo]

"...powerful enough to play any *AAA game natively..."

* AAA games released before 2005.

Zep--

 

[Caim]

"...powerful enough to play any *AAA game natively..."

* AAA games released before 2005.

Zep--

Implying that any AAA game released after 2005 is worth playing.

 

[DramaticPopcorn]

Illusion does what Sonydon't

E: check out dem textures

What's this? Asking for a friend

 

[Gerrard]

What's this? Asking for a friend

http://vrkanojo.com/index_en.php

 

[Siveon]

SMACH Z is a handheld PC with haptic touchpad controls that's powerful enough to play any AAA game natively (10K games out of the box)!

The hardware looks pretty weak, and the controls look very awkward - at least in the prototype vid. He has to reach his hand to hit the start button, scroll with those lame laptop pads to even look, and reach his thumb to move or click buttons.

Okay idea, bad execution. Feel sorry for people who put money into it.

 

[adrix89]

SMACH Z is a handheld PC with haptic touchpad controls that's powerful enough to play any AAA game natively (10K games out of the box)!



https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/smachteam/smach-z-the-handheld-gaming-pc

What is the point? The battery is still going to be shit.
And heck Nintendo just announced their fancy new console that is just this and they are going to have much more support.

 

[Zeriel]

It's Kickstarter hardware, so the point is to scam as much money out of suckers as they can, then bolt (see: Ouya).

 

[Caim]

It's Kickstarter hardware, so the point is to scam as much money out of suckers as they can, then bolt (see: Ouya).

Oh the Ouya did what it promised. But then people realized they don't want to play their Android games on the couch at home.

 

[Hirato]

Another hilarious Crowbcat video.

 

[PlanHex]

See, while I understand what these men are saying, but personally I disagree. Playing video games has lead me closer to God then ever before. I used to be an athiest, but after purging the Islamic scum from the holy city of Jerusalem in Crusader Kings 2, I had an epiphany. I converted to Catholicism, donned my suit of armour, married my sister, and became a die-hard servant of the Pope ready to remove the infidels from the holy land once more. Upon his call, I shall march as my ancestors did before me, in the glory of God's name. Deus Vult!

Is this one of you guys?

 

[Hoaxmetal]

 

[Jasede]

 

[Ninja Destroyer]

1:10

Nice Irenaeus reference.

 

[adrix89]

1:10

Nice Irenaeus reference.

Who let the Malkavian make mods.

 

[pippin]

Comrade Putin did his own Skyrim Enhanced Edition.

 

[Mr. Pink]

 

[Delterius]

Oh God is the next metal gear going to be godzilla.

 

[Caim]

Oh God is the next metal gear going to be godzilla.

You do realize that Metal Gear Rex and Ray already had Godzilla-like cries, right?