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Discussion in 'General Gaming' started by Jaesun, Mar 15, 2011.

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    It's very rare for any animal to hold eye contact like it were a human in conversation, predator or not. Straight ahead, at that distance, you'd probably be at least partially in a horses blind spot.
     
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    To be fair, I also find the term metroidvania quite stupid outside the only games that makes sense: Castlevania games that played like Metroid.
     
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    It's not really accurate though.

    Modern shooters are overwhelmingly based on Half-Life.
     
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    Non-retro single player fps games are still being made?
     
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    I keep forgetting it's not 2008.
     
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    Are they? Certainly not Half Life 1, which has more in common with Quake. Even Half Life 2 is kind of a stretch. I'd say its more like a 50/50 split between call of duty and fallout 3.
     
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    The shift away from quick action to interacting with objects, puzzle solving and storytelling.

    Also, developers directing your experience. You'd have to watch something that developers thought was cool before the door to next level would open and shit. I might be wrong, but I though half-life was one the first games of that type.
     
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    HL1 is definitely a quick action game and HL2 is still mostly actiony with both having a few cutscenes and puzzles.

    I'm talking primarily about the moment-to-moment gameplay that comprises 95% of the game. In that I see the primary genres being the modern military shooters (cover based, regenerating health) and the looter-shooter-RPG-hybrid-things. I don't think taking periodic time-outs for story really constitutes a genre.
     
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    Not really.

    Metroidvania means open world+unlocks+progression mechanics.
     
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    Never heard it being used for that, but for "platforming game that features a single large, interconnected map, generally with discrete rooms or sections". Then again, as I said above, I only care for a metroidvania if it's a Castlevania that plays like Metroid.
     
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    Seems like being so specific about what Metroidvania means, will only lead to the even worse "Metroidvania-like". For better or worse, the term Metroidvania works. Everyone understands it, regardless of it actually having the Castlevania setting
     
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    Sure, it's better to have a single word that everyone understand to describe your game than a whole sentence that makes people wonder what the fuck that is supposed to mean.
     
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    A procedurally generated roguelite soulslike with strong metroidvania elements. Open World Survival of course, coming via early access.
     
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    Grab the Codex by the pussy Serpent in the Staglands Dead State Divinity: Original Sin Project: Eternity Torment: Tides of Numenera Wasteland 2 Shadorwun: Hong Kong Divinity: Original Sin 2 A Beautifully Desolate Campaign Pillars of Eternity 2: Deadfire Pathfinder: Kingmaker
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    When the dorito pope realizes the heresy he brought on has gone beyond his control.
     
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