NSFW Best Thread Ever [No SJW-related posts allowed]

[hajro]

NO FUCKS GIVEN

 

[pippin]

Wow, they named their character after a pencil.

Sadly the game seems to be rather bland.

 

[anus_pounder]

Game looks like absolute shit and is probably gonna be shit, but good on the dev.

 

[markec]

 

[Darth Roxor]

can i get some context because i think i have no idea wtf this is about

 

[Murk]

Some weeb shit

isn't the white haired chick a tranny anyway

i mean

 

[pippin]

can i get some context because i think i have no idea wtf this is about

A game featuring an android chick as the protagonist as released recently. Some people apparently cooked up a screenshot where the anus of this girl is visible below her really small g string. Some people claim this screenshot is fake. Since then, the character has become the subject of thousands of Rule 34 images. Yoko Taro, the game's dev, said he was overwhelmed with the ammount of images being sent to his twitter and that if they really wanted to sent him stuff, they should organize it in handy files like the one posted above.

 

[Cowboy Moment]

Game looks like absolute shit and is probably gonna be shit, but good on the dev.

It's made by Platinum, so it should have good core gameplay if nothing else. Unfortunately it's supposed to be some kind of open world ARPG, which usually means dumbed down combat relative to proper character action games.

 

[skacky]

Conan O’Brien’s ‘Clueless Gamer’ Segment to Become Standalone TV Series

“Clueless Gamer,” one of Conan O’Brien’s most popular late-night segments, has been picked up by TBS as a series all its own.

Conan typically sits on a couch with various celebrity guests and good-naturedly pokes fun at whatever they’re playing. Thus far, Grand Theft Auto V, Halo 5: Guardians, Fallout 4, Mario Kart 8, DOOM, Final Fantasy XV, and Battlefield 1 have all been featured on Clueless Gamer, among many others.

There’s just one little change: Conan won’t be on the couch anymore. While O’Brien will serve as an executive producer, the spin-off will feature a new, as-yet unannounced host.


TBS president Kevin Reilly told The Hollywood Reporter that the segment has become popular enough that “we’ve gotten to the point where video game companies are sending us their new product for us to play and make fun of because it’s been such a huge success.” They’re pinning a lot on the hope that the viral popularity of the segment will survive transport into independent programming, and without the snarky wit of its creator.

There's a reason people love and adore the first seasons or so of The Simpsons, but not the 6 million seasons that followed: Conan left the show early on.

It's highly unlikely they'll find anyone to fill his seat that has that exact same combination of charm, wit, celebrity pow-wow and gaming ignorance... which means we'll probably end up with at YouTube LP'er or something.

This really cracks me up because it shows games journalists become more and more irrelevant, so much so they're replaced with non-gamers who don't pretend to be journalists.

 

[pippin]

inb4 pewdiepie

 

[Alienman]

I also think it's gonna be him.

 

[Average Manatee]

Doubtful Pewdiepie will ever be an "entertainer" like that. He's actually pretty edgy/pro-free speech/shitlordy. Kind of like Notch after he made bank and found out he could say whatever he liked and the press couldn't hurt him.

Ironically this means he's doomed to a lifetime of indoctrinating 8 year olds rather than lighthearted jokes for 30-somethings that a show like this would be.

 

[Hoaxmetal]

Dunno if they would put someone who has made a fortune with gaming content as a host of something called Clueless Gamer D: Then again someone like pewds might be the gamer co-host.

 

[Infinitron]

http://www.pcgamer.com/this-mod-lets-you-play-a-badass-90s-style-corridor-shooter-inside-fallout-4/

This mod lets you play a badass '90s-style corridor shooter inside Fallout 4
Not Duke Nukem, but an incredible facsimile.

If you've grown a little bored with Fallout 4's holotape minigames, here's something a bit more entertaining. It's a mod called Revolted, and it gives you a custom retro 1990s-style corridor shooter that you can play inside Fallout 4. The mod, created by Cohagen, has a pulse-pounding chiptune soundtrack, wonderfully stilted and over-serious voice acting, and some 2D digitized sprites sprinkled into the 3D levels for some added nostalgia.

With the mod installed, head to Concord, where inside the Speakeasy you'll find a computer terminal on the second floor. Activate it, and you can play Revolted. In the mingame, you inhabit an ass-kicking, cigar-chomping Overseer with a gravelly voice and no patience for mutants, perhaps inspired by Duke Nukem. The door to your vault has been opened, allowing monsters inside, and your job is to close it again, while blasting your way through zombies and other enemies.

You're not just shooting, mind you: There are a few interactions with NPCs (also deliberately poorly voiced), some of that shitty '90s platforming that was always shoehorned into shooters of that era, and of course, you'll have to hunt for colored keycards to open various progress-blocking doors.

It's an impressive mod, both fun and funny, as well as a bit profane (there are a number of references to male genitalia). The awkward dialogue and voice acting, plus the music and sound effects, perfectly reflect shooters of the '90s.

It's also got a few surprises I won't spoil, other than to say that there's an amusing boss battle near the end. And when you decide you're finished with the minigame, take care: it might not be finished with you.

You'll find Revolted over at Nexus Mods.

 

[Sodafish]

Or you could just, y'know, play one of those shooters.

 

[PlanHex]

That's pretty cool technically and all, but wouldn't it both be easier to make and of higher quality if made in something like game maker? And if it's just an exercise for the technical reasons and such, why not just port one of those old games instead, like that guy that made donkey kong in minecraf?

 

[pippin]

Looks better than FO4 itself.

 

[Gerrard]

Did he think that shitty textures and lack of dynamic lighting are the defining features of "corridor shooters"?

 

[tormund]

Did he think that shitty textures and lack of dynamic lighting are defining features of "corridor shooters"?

It's PC Gamer. Take a look at any of their or RPS's attempts to write about some older FPS, and what games they celebrate as their "successors" (and why).

 

[Infinitron]

Videos:

 

[Farage]

Don't know if someone already posted these... but wow. I'm just watching the second video with my jaw dropped.
Also Crowbcat is a god - his channel is awesome.

 

[pippin]

He's not really a god, he just points out things everyone knows.

 

[tormund]

So, guys that look like this

brought a game that has MOAR STORY and MOAR EMOSHUN and MOAR CINEMATICNESS than any of its predecessors, and is at the same time a huge, palpable decline as far as anything related to gameplay, interactivity, tech goes?
Who would've guessed.

 

[Farage]

He's not really a god, he just points out things everyone knows.

Really?
Dang i really thought he was an actual god

 

[Tehdagah]

Nothing like Dead Rising? It looks just like Dead Rising.