NSFW Best Thread Ever [No SJW-related posts allowed]

[TheHeroOfTime]

 

[Infinitron]

 

[Gerrard]

The light is all wrong. Back in my days people actually put some effort into shops.

 

[Zep Zepo]

The light is all wrong. Back in my days people actually put some effort into shops.

Ignis is driving from the wrong position. (Image flipped)

Decline of shops is upon us.

Zep--

 

[thesoup]

I like this guy's channel.

 

[Melcar]

I like this guy's channel.

Can you imagine if kids made video games?

ESTOY USANDO MI TELEFONO MEXICANO!

 

[Unkillable Cat]

I like this guy's channel.

> Claims to use free licensed music.
> Uses music from Deponia and Psychonauts.

Were I a vindictive person having a bad Monday I'd sic the hounds on him.

 

[ERYFKRAD]

Were I a vindictive person

I applaud your grammar.

 

[pippin]

 

[Melcar]

Cool Beholder is too cool too behold.

 

[Pope Amole II]

No, that's right - if you disintegrate the party, there will be literally nothing to eat.

 

[Melcar]

Yeah, well, that's just, like, your opinion man.

 

[Average Manatee]

The anti magic eye of Beholders interferes with them using the rest of their eye magic including disintegrate, they can't use it together. I think they can technically turn off their anti magic, cast disintegrate, then turn antimagic back on for the player's turn, but they can't use anti magic to suppress items and spells that would protect from disintegrate while using disintegrate.

Now Beholder Mages, on the other hand, are pure bullshit slingers that learn spells as a wizard, cast spells as a sorcerer, and can cast 10 spells a round as free actions.

 

[Matalarata]

No, that's right - if you disintegrate the party, there will be literally nothing to eat.

Not exactly... Any creature struck by Disintegrate takes 2d6 points of damage per caster level ( Max40d6). Any creature reduced to 0 or fewer hit points is entirely disintegrated, leaving behind only a trace of fine dust.

So you can either inhale the dust or just reduce their HP to the single digit and then bite...

/OCD

 

[Unkillable Cat]

So you can either inhale the dust or just reduce their HP to the single digit and then bite...

Ever seen a pair of nostrils on a Beholder? They'd have to hire a flunky to roll that into a blunt and smoke it.

/OCD²

 

[pippin]

You guys talk about ocd but you still haven't noticed that the meme maker missed the chance to give tiny sunglasses to every tentacled eye

 

[Melcar]

You mean tiny monocles.

 

[Unkillable Cat]

You mean tiny monocles.

I just had to look this up to see if someone had already done it.

Gotta Love the Internet!

 

[Jick Magger]

 

[Darth Roxor]

You mean tiny monocles.

I just had to look this up to see if someone had already done it.

Gotta Love the Internet!

p. dumb since one does not wear monocles on both eyes

 

[Astral Rag]

Microsoft announces inflatable Xbox One controller for your pool

 

[Melcar]

You mean tiny monocles.

I just had to look this up to see if someone had already done it.

Gotta Love the Internet!

 

[Infinitron]

Spoiler

Funnier if you've seen the original trailer:

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[thesoup]

 

[Gerrard]

The replies to that tweet are savage.

You mean tiny monocles.

I just had to look this up to see if someone had already done it.

Gotta Love the Internet!

p. dumb since one does not wear monocles on both eyes

Not to mention you need an eye socket to hold it in place