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NSFW Best Thread Ever [No SJW-related posts allowed]

Discussion in 'General Gaming' started by Jaesun, Mar 15, 2011.

  1. Clockwork Knight Arcane

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    :lol: :lol: :lol:

    No no no, my character isn't a GREY Warden. He's a GRAY Warden. Totally different things. Original character do not steal
     
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  2. Angthoron Prestigious Gentleman Arcane

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    After centuries of relatively great literature, the 21st century will be forever remembered for limp-dick fantasy romance, limp-dick vampires, limp-dick werewolves, sparkling, and Harry Potter slashfic. Fucking wonderful.

    Now all we need is a BioWare's take on The Sun Also Rises, 'cause it handles their favourite subject - the startling absence of dick.
     
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  3. Menckenstein Lunacy of Caen: Todd Reaver

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    The Startling Absence of Dick sounds like the next Mass Effect DLC
     
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  4. Angthoron Prestigious Gentleman Arcane

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    "Inspired by Herman Melville's Moby Dick, it is a mad man's obsessive hunt for the Illusive Dick"
     
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  5. Menckenstein Lunacy of Caen: Todd Reaver

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    "Call me Ishmael..."

    1. Let's go to my cabin, you know what I want <3
    2. I want to be a space whale!
    3. LETS FUCK BRO
     
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  6. Ed123 Arcane Patron

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    Fuck this book. I'm 75% of the way through and THEY STILL HAVEN'T BONED :rage:
     
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  7. RK47 collides like two planets pulled by gravity Patron

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    Dead State Divinity: Original Sin
    Sounds like typical shoujo novel. :smug:
     
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  8. Wyrmlord Arcane

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    On the matter of size, to subject it to measurement would be to diminish its splendor! I would rather liken it to something more familiar: a large and delicious piece of cake! If placed out and not devoured immediately, it will take to hardening on its own. I maintain that if we women are forced to birth children, we can accommodate decidedly smaller things moving in the opposite direction. You shall not be disappointed!

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  9. Father Walker Potato Ranger

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  10. Crooked Bee (no longer) a wide-wandering bee Patron

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    Codex 2013 Codex 2014 PC RPG Website of the Year, 2015 Codex 2016 - The Age of Grimoire MCA Serpent in the Staglands Dead State Divinity: Original Sin Project: Eternity Torment: Tides of Numenera Wasteland 2 Shadorwun: Hong Kong Divinity: Original Sin 2 BattleTech Pillars of Eternity 2: Deadfire
    [​IMG]
     
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  11. Ed123 Arcane Patron

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    *ahem*

    *cracks fingers*

     
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  12. Gragt Arcane Patron

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    Let me guess, made by a JRPG fan?
     
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  13. Crooked Bee (no longer) a wide-wandering bee Patron

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    How did you know?!

    ;)
     
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  14. Gragt Arcane Patron

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    I kind of had a hunch. Anyway the fun thing is that you could easily swap points to both lists. Or change the WRPG column to "Bethesda/Bioware" games.

    Ah, damn, now I feel my bile coming up.
     
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  15. Menckenstein Lunacy of Caen: Todd Reaver

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    In the mind of
     
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  16. racofer Thread Incliner

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    Why did you put Gabe Newell on that drawing?
     
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  17. Stereotypical Villain Arcane

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    Ed.... seriously... I.... did... not need... to read... that.

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    I guess the quote unquote "author" is yet another Bioware fangirl who hasn't gotten a "generous" (moar like generic) spread of seed within her yet, eh?
     
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  18. Crooked Bee (no longer) a wide-wandering bee Patron

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    Exactly.
     
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  19. Ed123 Arcane Patron

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    http://thehaanta.blogspot.com/p/about-author.html

    Doesn't this remind you of a certain codexer?
     
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  20. hoverdog dog that is hovering, Wastelands Interactive Developer

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    How can you know, bitch?
     
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  21. Infinitron I post news Patron

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    Grab the Codex by the pussy Dead State Divinity: Original Sin Project: Eternity Torment: Tides of Numenera Wasteland 2 Shadorwun: Hong Kong Divinity: Original Sin 2 A Beautifully Desolate Campaign Pillars of Eternity 2: Deadfire Pathfinder: Kingmaker Pathfinder: Kingmaker
    Hey, she has a blog? How come it hasn't been mobbed by angry biodrones yet? SEND THEM THE LINK
     
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