NSFW Best Thread Ever [No SJW-related posts allowed]

Nice place to work at. Very nice.

 

http://kotaku.com/5914348/three-wor...ated-in-gears-of-war-that-ill-never-say-again

sup guiz it's me kotaku

 

It's common decency to quote the relevant portions when mentioning shit like Kotaku that doesn't deserve even the traffic from curious Codexers.

 

That would spoil the surprise

 

"Monitor mouse keyboard" ?

 

Not exactly BTE material but what the hell.

http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561197981309444

 

u can do that too in ur codex profile mhc.

 

So that's what happened to hoopy.

 

God damn it. Your reply made me finally click on the link, and now I'm glad I did. Very tasteful Hoopying. My only reply after reading is thus:

 

Patricia is a woman? And she plays GOW? And then says she raped someone in it? Does not compute.

 

Well, that was pointless. Yes, rape is bad but no, saying that you "raped" someone in an online game does not make you complicit in the "rape culture" (wtf). She says she was raped more than once*, and lets her memories control her to the point where she blames herself for forgetting about it when having fun with a game.



*I'm assuming these were not "ooops i drunk 2 much at da party and said yes but i really meant no in retrospect" rapes

 

I wanna do suicide.
Somehow sounds like a song.

MHC, you're the only Steamtard who's also a bro, that I know of.

 

MY RAPIST DOESN'T KNOW HE'S A RAPIST

 

Sounds like it could be everything from outright assault and blackmail, to drunken sex. I guess she believes that you can trivialize an action by trivializing the word.

I suppose every time I utter the three words I said to the men I've been defeating in Street Fighter IV that I'll probably say again... "I killed you." I'm being complicit in the murder culture which takes murder lightly.

 

"I hadoukened you."

 

This one's even better for having literally nothing to do with games at all:

http://kotaku.com/5910857/straight-white-male-the-lowest-difficulty-setting-there-is

 

He should dye his skin a darker color and go gay. Also become a tranny since he is so worried about playing on "easy mode".

 

This is one of the stupidest things I have seen on an online gaming web site for a long time.

A political manifesto whose only relation to games is the usage of a WoW metaphor?

 

Yeah read (a bit of) that a while back. Gotta love an essay that starts with "you hate being called privileged, even though you are, and cos you're so upset about being called privileged I'm just gonna use codewords to explain how you're privileged, but I want you to understand that this essay is all about how you're privileged".

 

Also, if you want to see absolute bottom-of-the-barrel Kotaku clickwhoring, you should've seen the site in the aftermath of the Brevik shooting.

 

Any links?

It's also funny that Kotaku assumes everyone who reads them is a straight white male.

Given the large numbers of Asian gamers, gay/tranny RPG fans on the Codex, and all the naughty female fan fiction writers for BioWare games, this assumption could not be farther from the truth.

 

Well, if you're a sheltered, privileged straight white male, you tend to assume everyone else sharing your hobby is, too.

 

Dude not funny. I've been challenged a number of times, by a number of different world warriors. It was always different, but it was always the same in one important, crucial way. Streetfighting, in my personal experience, was the literal manifestation of a power dynamic. My challenger was physically assaulting me, yes, but more than that, he was 'metaphorically' subjugating me. To K.O. someone, after all, is to lack respect for someone as a human being enough that a full health bar is no longer necessary.

 

Nah, he should just shove a dongle on his ass like all Diablo 3 fanboy sheeple. They are all used to taking circumcised dicks on their butts anyway so the dongle would probably be nothing for them.