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Discussion in 'General Gaming' started by Jaesun, Mar 15, 2011.

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  1. GarfunkeL Racism Expert

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    That isn't even close to being rape. You can watch the whole Crossroads video on TombRaider.com - Lara has her hands tied to her back, the bad guy runs his right hand along her side - doesn't even grab a boob before Lara knees him in the nads. Then he grabs her shoulders, at which point she bites his ear - not sure if the actual ear lobe comes off - then they both fall on the ground, tumble, somehow she gets her arms free and wrests the pistol away, shooting him in the process. It doesn't look believable at all. I hope they cut off parts of the cut-scene for the video.
     
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  2. treave Arcane Patron

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    Given the prudishness of the Kwa's mainstream market I suppose actual, depicted boob grabbing might put it into the "THIS IS A PORN GAME" category.
     
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  3. Admiral jimbob gay as all hell

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    I'm surprised they didn't ban you for liking old RPGs.
     
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  4. Roguey Arcane Sawyerite

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    That it may not be their actual opinion doesn't matter, they're presenting it as such and we are only what we present ourselves to be. Consider it a "What kind of person would even joke like this?" thing.

    Furthermore
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    :yeah:
     
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  5. Infinitron I post news Patron

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    In terms of politics, the Codex definitely has a love-hate relationship with the Obsidian staff.
     
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  6. Ulminati Kamelåså! Patron

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  7. treave Arcane Patron

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    I suppose it goes like this.

    The people who make the game; developing staff, code monkeys, writers etc: poor, young, liberal.

    The people who fund the game; publishers: rich, old, conservative.

    Thus, AAA games tend to be more FUCK YEAH I'M KILLING SHIT AND BANGING WIMMEN! in nature while the young indie developers love to indulge in liberal feminist propaganda experimental artsy games.

    :troll:
     
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  8. Infinitron I post news Patron

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  9. treave Arcane Patron

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    :oops:

    Well... uh... Cleve is an outlier borne in part from his superior Neanderthal genes that granted him conservativity when he awoke to his ancestry. Yeah, that must be it.
     
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  10. Menckenstein Lunacy of Caen: Todd Reaver

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    He was probably pouting while typing that shit.
     
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  11. RK47 collides like two planets pulled by gravity Patron

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    HAHAHAHA I hope SOUTH PARK PUTS GENDER EQUALITY IN THERE
     
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  12. Infinitron I post news Patron

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    Haha, they must be flagellating themselves every evening while working on that game.
     
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  13. Gragt Arcane Patron

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    I picture MCA and Sawyer working together in the same room, alternating each between writing misogynistic jokes for South Park RPG and posting pro-feminist drivel, and every once in a while they both stop what they are doing, turn away from their screens to look each other in the eye with a smug smile and then exchange a brofist without a single word being said.
     
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  14. Angthoron Prestigious Gentleman Arcane

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  15. Tehdagah Arcane

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    It's Resident Evil 5 all over again :lol:
     
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  16. RK47 collides like two planets pulled by gravity Patron

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    Man...they need to make it realistic with torn clothes and stuff. When Lara's almost fully exposed, the enemies aim should be slightly off, cause who wouldn't get a boner when they see a girl like that?
     
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  17. treave Arcane Patron

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    God forbid they make a game where the protagonist is actually, really raped halfway through.

    Before they do that, they can take a leaf from Team Ninja's book and make Lara sweat as she runs through the jungle until her clothes get translucent.
     
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  18. RK47 collides like two planets pulled by gravity Patron

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    that will be in the 'lesser clothes' dlc.
     
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  19. Infinitron I post news Patron

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    I guess it's okay when it happens to a Quarian. SPECIESISTS
     
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  20. RK47 collides like two planets pulled by gravity Patron

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    Hawke meets Lara Croft.
    Holy shit.
     
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  21. Menckenstein Lunacy of Caen: Todd Reaver

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    "I want to be a rapist"
     
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  22. RK47 collides like two planets pulled by gravity Patron

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    This one...lol Needs skyrim mod like this.
     
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  23. octavius Prestigious Gentleman Arcane

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    So that is how evolution's gift to the universe looks like?
    Somehow I had though there would be a bigger bulge underneath his belt than over it...
     
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  24. Clockwork Knight Arcane

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    *looks at half-naked Lara square in the face*

    "I'm hungry."
     
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