NSFW Best Thread Ever [No SJW-related posts allowed]

That 60 FPS derp went close, but 4chan will never overcome SomethingAwful in raw unintentional idiocy. Specially when it involves games. Obviously, because only the worst idiots pay to post in an Internet forum.

 

I have found that every time someone writes, "Alright, time to educate you retards", it is a sure bet that the man is totally unaware of who the real retard is.

 

Hahaha, that's from Inside Man. Pretty good movie, btw.

 

I beg to differ.

 

That was p. d'aaaaaw until Ampharos slammed the entirety of his traffic-cone penis inside Charmander's virgin cloaca.

I mean, it was still d'aaaaaaw, just not as much

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the dangers of multiclassing


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gamers and gratitude

http://diablo.incgamers.com/forums/...-thanks-quot&p=8355179&viewfull=1#post8355179

Joke's on you, I only played it seven tim- I mean, hours...uh...with seven...characters...yeah, that's it.​

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Didn't Erik Wolpaw work at DoubleFine before?

I can't tell if Wolpaw just made a joke or if he was actually serious. If so, wow.

 

I hope that was a tongue-in-cheek video.

 

:point:

gaben sounded like microsoft sam at the end, too

 

- Nope, it's impossible that both issues bothered me.

Nope, I only care about WASP men and not women, black men, homosexuals, etc.

 

Chillax, bro, Roguey is trying to learn your tell signs so he can find your blog. Don't fall for it!

 

EPIC MICKEY 2 designer thinks fetishising violence is bad, also says something irrelevant about priorities

 

He has some decent points in the second part of the excerpt, regarding E3 this year, "Same old bullshit" is probably the way to sum it up.

However, about the violence, what the fuck is he talking about? Wasn't his colleague, Mr. Romero, going to make everyone their bitch with a game that was intended to be about graphic ultraviolence? What about DN3D, where eyes fly out from mobs you squish, there's naked women in cocoons moaning, "Kill me", and such, Blood, Soldier of Fortune, Carmageddon, nearly decade-old Manhunt? Some expert on violence he is. Oh, and Deus Ex and Deus Ex: Console Shit were designed to have violence look awkward? Hurr durr okay, I guess that's why DE animations were more wood-like than Keanu Reaves' facial expression. Cool fucking story.

 

that's the real japanese text? interesting

still interesting if it's not, give me a sauce

 

He was serious. He's mentioned elsewhere here was about to get the fuck out of video game making until Valve scooped him up. And he did work at Doublefine, he was a writer on Psychonauts. Now he's a writer at Valve, primarily doing Portal writing though he apparently did bits of HL2 and TF2 and such.

 

the power of crowdfunding


also:

 

That's a great book.

 

Not all white nations oppressed Africa. Russia had nothing to do with that shit. Blaming white people is speaking so generally that it becomes incorrect.

 

'sup Losh.

 

STFU.

 

Russia abused and continues to abuse the fuck out of the indigenous peoples in their present day territory to make up for that. If Russia were next to Africa instead, they'd have exploited the fuck out of them.

 

Yes, but they aren't so they didn't.

You know what people Russia exploited the most? Russians.

The point still stands that it is absurd to blame all white people for the Atlantic slave trade.

Your ancestors might have been oppressing black people but not mine.