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Discussion in 'General Gaming' started by Jaesun, Mar 15, 2011.

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Spectacle Arcane

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#8701

Kill it with fire, preferably nuclear fire.

Plz rate this post with a parrot, thx.

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Oriebam Formerly M4AE1BR0-something

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#8702

*disallows global images*

*reads*

Really, what the fuck. What kinds of illnesses cause this?

Nomask Alt said:

Keep pushing it, jew. Hitler will stop rolling in his secret grave and RISE. People will interview him and learn that it's YOU who is evil. Then we'll see how you do then.
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Infinitron I post news

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#8703

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TheEntitledOne Arcane

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SHiT.

Why I keep checking this thread?

Last week I ended up digging SRance and WWorth cosplay. Now this shit. Some kind of Pipboy (or was it vaultboy ) intrasexual.

I better let the codex drown in it's own fecal matter.

Fuck the internet.

My list of H-RPG Let's plays (NSFW):

LP: WORDS WORTH -- Rance 1 -- Rance 02 -- Rance 3 -- Rance 4 -- Rance 4.1 & 4.2 -- Utawarerumono --

"This dick is an amazing dick that has pleasured countless women. It's on a different scale of size, strength, and durability than your average loser's dick. It's truly a dick among dicks." -Rance, Ally of Justice.

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Menckenstein Lunacy of Caen: Todd Reaver

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CreamyBlood:
I'm so old i might have to start jerking off to video games.

Ich kotze Regenbögen vor Glück
ლ(ಠ益ಠლ)

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Oriebam Formerly M4AE1BR0-something

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#8706

weak contribution, but whatevs
http://www.gtaforums.com/index.php?showtopic=380652

Nomask Alt said:

Keep pushing it, jew. Hitler will stop rolling in his secret grave and RISE. People will interview him and learn that it's YOU who is evil. Then we'll see how you do then.
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thesoup Arcane

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Why isn't this a kodex classic yet?
And yes, "dicks dicks and more dicks" works.

overpoweredginger: you know
overpoweredginger: my life is better when you aren't sending me links to shit

pizza_machowaveToday at 15:40
i've known you for a year and a half and not one single time have you said anything remotely interesting and not retarded
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circ Arcane

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#8708

That is some hardcore motherfucking gameplay.

EDIT: also. MC Mickey Motherfucking Rourke

wax nostalgic

WE HAVE WORMSIGN THE LIKES OF WHICH EVEN GOD HAS NEVER SEEN

have a colonic

what a moron. if it wasn't anything special name a movie with better 3D and overall FX. I won't expect an answer anytime soon douchebag
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Oriebam Formerly M4AE1BR0-something

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#8709

who the fuck names their kid Veadov

Nomask Alt said:

Keep pushing it, jew. Hitler will stop rolling in his secret grave and RISE. People will interview him and learn that it's YOU who is evil. Then we'll see how you do then.
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SCO Arcane

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#8710

Guess it's just a matter of time for the futurinari f2 'wide stance' 10 inch dick action figure

The Last Express no-cd Blade Runner no-cd Azrael's Tear "no-cd" Setting up Morrowind QFG5 no-cd Wikileaks
In nomine IEC, et ISO, et ANSI sancti...

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Oriebam Formerly M4AE1BR0-something

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#8711

what are you talking about?

Nomask Alt said:

Keep pushing it, jew. Hitler will stop rolling in his secret grave and RISE. People will interview him and learn that it's YOU who is evil. Then we'll see how you do then.
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Clockwork Knight Arcane

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#8712

you tell us

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Oriebam Formerly M4AE1BR0-something

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#8713

My knowledge is merely elevated. It is not on the same level as someone like sgc_meltdown, who certainly at least has a guess of what that was about

Nomask Alt said:

Keep pushing it, jew. Hitler will stop rolling in his secret grave and RISE. People will interview him and learn that it's YOU who is evil. Then we'll see how you do then.
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SCO Arcane

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#8714

I recommend you try this for your education
or this if you prefer post-apocalyptic

The Last Express no-cd Blade Runner no-cd Azrael's Tear "no-cd" Setting up Morrowind QFG5 no-cd Wikileaks
In nomine IEC, et ISO, et ANSI sancti...

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TheEntitledOne Arcane

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I recommend you try this for your education
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To sum up the game: You have lost your anal virginity.

My list of H-RPG Let's plays (NSFW):

LP: WORDS WORTH -- Rance 1 -- Rance 02 -- Rance 3 -- Rance 4 -- Rance 4.1 & 4.2 -- Utawarerumono --

"This dick is an amazing dick that has pleasured countless women. It's on a different scale of size, strength, and durability than your average loser's dick. It's truly a dick among dicks." -Rance, Ally of Justice.

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Father Walker Potato Ranger

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(Formerly andrzej)
Majestic OD&D Campaign / Let's Play Combat Mission
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sgc_meltdown Arcane

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http://www.popmatters.com/pm/post/160454-walkthrough/

A Defense of the Walkthrough

While playing through a pre-release version Resonance for review, I came across a number of obstacles that I struggled to overcome. The difficult line that puzzle games have to walk is that the player must be stumped—but only for a little while. Unfortunately, given that my review was time sensitive, getting stuck lost much of its charm in the last few days before its release. However, just before its official release, developer Wadjet Eye Games sent an email offering a walkthrough to any reviewers that thought they might need it.

I hadn’t come across a puzzle that I couldn’t figure out, but I worried that that time was coming. So, with a slight sense of shame, I asked the developers to pass along the walkthrough. It was an interesting offer that is pretty unique to games. It felt almost like getting offered a ten page summary for a book review or an extended “highlights” trailer for a film review. It felt like cheating. But walkthroughs can add a layer of depth to games.

Conventional practice seems to be that only the resources and information provided in the game are “allowed” to be used and that any time that outside resources must be used is an indication of poor design. Walkthroughs and cheats are for second playthroughs. The first time through a game ought to be done blind. Yet the first Legend of Zelda included a real-life map included with the instruction manual to find all of the dungeons and there has been no backlash against it over time. Since then, using strategy guides for contemporary games is regarded as cheating. With the internet’s proliferation of walkthroughs (most of which are actually very good), it would make sense for walkthroughs to play a more important role in games.

I maintain that telling a game’s story outside of the game cheapens the narrative. However, having the gameplay explained in step-by-step instructions can make an unplayable game enjoyable—and an enjoyable game immersive. Walkthroughs (or rather, any in-game challenge that requires the player to write notes on a pad or draw out a map or write down instructions) breaks the fourth wall. It ceases to be immersive because the player steps out of the game world rather than being drawn into it.

Games can’t work without a player, and generally the more that a game includes the player, the better the game works. But developers seldom use the real world as a resource anymore. The fight against Psycho Mantis in Metal Gear Solid may have been gimmicky, but everyone remembers it. The special characteristic of games is that they deliberately make the audience a part of the story, and there is a surprising lack of ingenuity in approaching that uniqueness. It would be interesting to have a game where a notepad was as necessary to completing it as the controller.

Even though walkthroughs are a major part of playing games, there’s almost a taboo against using them. Walkthroughs should not just be used as a last resort before giving up, and games that present information in such a way that you need a calculator or a list of notes to play them are not necessarily lazily designed. Games are becoming more important, their place in the real world is becoming more pronounced, and it makes sense that they should be designed with an awareness of that.
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Wyrmlord Arcane

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Crysis Ex: Human Revolution is becoming a movie.

Really, do some studios believe the audience will have absolutely no idea where they stole the concept art? Because that looks almost exactly like the Crysis nanosuit.

I am posting right now; somebody must have left the door to the basement open.

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Gregz Arcane

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#8719

Walkthroughs are like steroids, they're a game changer

Also, gamers who use walkthroughs are like steroid users. They are rarely honest about it and claim their gaming successes are based on hard work and god given skills.

Why Owlcat's Kingmaker Sucks, in Plain Language

Cleveland Mark Blakemore said:

I thank god every day I drank that sodium lye at 18 months old. What a blessing. Like the radioactive spider that bit Peter Parker, it was the most incredible thing that could ever happen to a human being.
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Vaarna_Aarne Notorious Internet Vandal

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Wyrmlord said: ↑

Crysis Ex: Human Revolution is becoming a movie.

Really, do some studios believe the audience will have absolutely no idea where they stole the concept art? Because that looks almost exactly like the Crysis nanosuit.
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Actually in this case Crysis gets no cookie. The main rip-off source for the look is actually a comic book.

A very, very famous comic book.

啊

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markec Twitterbot

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I have nothing against walkthroughts when used to pass an annoying puzzle, but to use them for large parts of a game is a sacrilege since failing will often provide the most memorable moments in adventures, you havent really played a Zork game if you havent been eaten by a Grue atleast once.

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Wyrmlord Arcane

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Vaarna_Aarne said: ↑

Wyrmlord said: ↑

Crysis Ex: Human Revolution is becoming a movie.

Really, do some studios believe the audience will have absolutely no idea where they stole the concept art? Because that looks almost exactly like the Crysis nanosuit.
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Actually in this case Crysis gets no cookie. The main rip-off source for the look is actually a comic book.

A very, very famous comic book.
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The helmet is the same as that of the Nazi masochist from Hellboy, but the suit looks quite like that of nano-soldiers.

I am posting right now; somebody must have left the door to the basement open.

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Kitako Arcane

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thesoup said: ↑

Why isn't this a kodex classic yet?
And yes, "dicks dicks and more dicks" works.
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Ehi, Gaben made us write "dicks" 3 times.

Just saying.

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Peter Arcane

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That helmet is too fucking goofy.

Glorious LPs: Thief: The Decline Project (Finished!) | Castle Wolfenstein (Finished!) | System Shock (Abandoned!) | Arx Fatalis (Abandoned!)

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Gragt Arcane

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Yes, it's Japanese so it's almost cheating.

Le Prince de la Nuit - The Prince of the Night: translation of a Belgian comic book. Book 1 and 2 are done! 4 more to go!
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