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I didn't know about that movie, it's probably going to be shit but thanks for posting WL

oh

and what's the audience gonna do about it? besides, the plagiarism is not too bad

 

https://twitter.com/PaulMcCartney/status/221604926042816512/photo/1
http://www.gamespot.com/news/paul-mccartney-working-with-bungie-6386022

 

i don't even

"every other year"

 

I see that new Valve moviemaker is giving fruits.

 

Expected funny, didn't deliver.

 

Uses Valve product to suck Valve's dick, GJ youtube user burningfajitasalt

 

This video has more than two million views.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5J5XRl6RKk0

but do not despair my brothers, for this has nearly five million.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ktbhw0v186Q

 

Arma 2 is a sophisticated tactical military simulator featuring realistic depictions of infantry and vehicular warfare

 

Brethren! Ladies, gentlemen and anything in between, earlier today, I dispatched some of my most skilled reporters to bring you the latest Mass Effect news. You may object, but I know you want it. Bad. How bad? Real bad.

Initial attempts to uncover information concerning the whereabouts of Commander Shepard were unsuccessful, as an Asari Justicar gave us the hand. Notice the gracious decolletage, used by their species to attract a potential mate (though not in this case, as it a justicar we're dealing with). The Asari are blatant xenophiliacs, preferring to fuck with other species rather than their own (they are even equipped for penetrative intercourse, or so my source tells me). To my reporter, it was clear that the soda-drinking gentleman on the left was a prospective partner, since he has brought the finest gifts with him: a plastic bag containing a buttman flick. In the eyes of the Asari, both are equally valuable.


Later on, we had more luck as we caught the lithe and elusive art-theif Goto Kasumi on camera... What treasures is she gunning for this time? Michelangelo's David?


...Not far from there, we also photographed the resourceful operative Miranda Lawson, genetically engineered to be perfect in every aspect, as is evident by the image. She appeared oblivious to our brave reporter, though, mumbling something about a collargrabbing rejection. What could that mean?


Anxious to know more, another of my men tracked down Dr. Chakwas for answers. We didn't get much out of her, however, since her missions with Shepard has left her diagnosed with PTSD, and, as she told us, she's been on the sauce ever since she landed on Earth. According to her statement, she now only drinks Ice Brandy and sulks about a romance that never happened. When asked the obvious question (Was it with the Commander?) she told us the following: "I... I... only wanted him to brush my teeth...", whatever that means.


At this point, it was clear to me that my men were on to something big. I immediately ordered the questioning of some Asari models that had appeared in the luxurious xenophila magazine Fornax (because I knew of Commander Shepard being an avid fapper reader of that filth). The first one, a former Asari Commando, were baffled by our queries, and her interview proved fruitless.


The second one, an Asari in the maiden stage, told us what we needed to hear (and of other things, such as the throbbing tastefulness of forced parthenogenesis, and the chlorine content of Quarian fluids. The reporter involved committed suicide by fire and axe after divulging his information to me. He died a hero ) . Finally, we had a lead on Commander Shepard's whereabouts!


The commander attended the grand opening of the Museum of Titillating Alien Art in the americas! How devious of him! And how apt! In hindsight, why didn't I direct my efforts there at once?
Anyways, the team scoured the grounds, avoiding DRM and DLC (of which there were plenty) at the greatest possible extent. Shepard eluded them for some time, but finally, they tracked down some N7-rated Marines and interviewed them.





And at last, I could rest easy, since we finally knew. Why were Miranda Lawson and Dr. Chakwas rejected by our EXTREME Commander? The answer, in all its glory:























BONUS: (What the fuck? Really, what the fucking fuck?) NSFW
http://fc00.deviantart.net/fs70/i/2...cosplay___by_jakob_the_dragon_boy-d3ckcko.jpg
http://jakob-the-dragon-boy.deviantart.com/art/DEADPOOL-MORNS-quot-cosplay-quot-UD-202503336?q=in:photography/people/cosplay sort:time mass effect&qo=769

 

SHEPERDS COSPLAY DO NO WANT PLS

 

why is it always fat ones that cosplay Mass Effect?

 

this was in the video responsives:

 

http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lrsavhfUHv1r0va4xo1_1280.jpg

 

I like the double chairs setup

 

Booo, I was expecting him to tap it with his dick in the end.

 

thank you guys, for being my friend.

bonus:

 

Interview: Christine Love on Digital and Analogue Stories

 

God, I played one of her games. It was horrible. I think it was don't take it personally, babe.

The entire game has you spying on your student's facebook account (And their PMs) and at the end, one of the parents wants to have a talk with you. Your character admits to spying on them and the parent is like, "Who cares? Lulz! Don't you know kids don't have a sense of privacy these days?" and then her son is like, "Yeah, we knew you were spying on us. r00fles."

I have no idea what made me play it.