NSFW Best Thread Ever [No SJW-related posts allowed]

"Nerd gatekeepers" are truly pathetic individuals who have no interesting culture of their own so they define themselves by the entertainment they consume. Quite sad.

 

I'd try to remove their existence from my planet instead.

Also:

 

If you drink Mountain Poop and eat Doritos, you'll get diarrhea so good for them.

 

Fucking faux-nerd faggots. Good thing that we have places like the Codex SCIENCE section to stave off the decline.

 

Fucking hipsters, how do they work?

 

By the infinite energy of a crushing need for self-defining in the face of a crippling lack of actual uniqueness.

 

NANOMACHINES
I'm pretty sure that in the description its stated that the drone is assembled upon activation. Or maybe my sick mind made that up.

 

Definitive proof that most people who use steam are fucking retarded.

 

You are likely to find a great number of idiots in all all cultures and layers of society, and while it's possible that many of them will use Steam, I have a hunch that an even greater number doesn't.

 

With a userbase of over 20 million, of course there are going to be dumb shits. I mean, Skyrim, the biggest dumb-shit game of 2011, requires you to register on Steam.

 

It's more of a proof that all people who are into zombie games are fucking retarded.

 

you become what you shoot, i guess?

 

Wouldn't it be amusing if a Doritos "virgin" would consume a pack out of curiosity, only to later ask for help in the internet in regard to how to drown styrofoam floating freely in the loo?

 

Er, "not for consumption" as in "it's rare", or as in "will send you to the hespital"? Because if it's the later, someone's getting sued.

 

To be fair that should probably be written on every pack of Doritos.

 

Fixed. Doritos will eventually use cornroach: corn with half of the cockroach chromosomes so it gets crunchier.

If that isn't what Monsanto sells for them as the material to manufacture that crap already.

 

Looks like I pissed someone off real bad on the Obsidian forums as they made a copy cat Volourm account to mimic me. L0L So cute.

Check outt he 'anti DA2 thread'. The last two pages.

HAHAHAHA!

 

LOL bent arms and not even going down to parallel on those overhead squats.

Ad producers: theydon'tevenlift/10

 

NNUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURDS!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hey, isn't he that guy from DaC? The one that wrote the Fallout Tactics rant?

EDIT:
No, it's someone else.

 

TWD is a weak coward. i don't think he knows what exiled means.

 

To be fair, different muscles are activated at different squat depths. Maybe they want to de-emphasize gluteal involvement. Why this would be part of a military training program I don't know. The ad producers don't know either.

 

A factual, non-biased review of the game Journey.

 

His custom tag really does reflect his nature.