NSFW Best Thread Ever [No SJW-related posts allowed]

that would be nice, i could buy more classic games with all the brofist cash i got.

 

this shit... oh god

 

There's no health regen in Dishonored unless you take two tiers of vitality upgrades. Dunno how fast it is when you do.

Just finished it and it's pretty BSB though, not sure why I bothered

Yeah they're pretty awful. The Skyrim rap one was funny, though.

 

Stealing Fallout 4's thunder.

 

Bullshit, everyone knows that Fallout 4 will be Skyrim with guns portable nuke launchers

ninjaed :FU:

 

It's in their nature.

 

Meanwhile, outside a GameStop in the darkest heart of the American concrete jungle:

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They're playing Halo while waiting for Halo 4, in case it isn't clear.

 

Needs to be dumped into a mental facility, stat.

Also, lol @ the video screencap.

Shirtless

 

Damn i gotta start a punk band with this dude

 

:patriot:

 

Yeah, I see that poster in the mall almost every day, it's really embarrassing.

 

Game's coming out tomorrow, isn't it? How many fucking cartons of MTN DEW GAMER FUEL do they need? Let alone if it's just for the dude in the middle.

:patriot: indeed.

 

Holy shit it took me about a minute of staring in horror before I noticed the head What is going on there?

 

That's nice they provided them with electricity.

 

Productive youth of America, world leader.

 

But it's monocled investigative journalism® - didn't you know?

 

That's why you fail with chicks, Surf.

 

to all the BRos out there that might somehow know, since I don't want to spam the other two respectable journalism threads : what do you think about kotaku.com.br? I found out about it recently, guessing it's still , not going to look to make sure

didn't find anything on the most recent journalism scandal, only something about impartiality that I didn't read but it looked like the writer was stroking himself

 

"Pre-order the Gamestop Edition to receive 4 bonus missions."

:declining:

 

or download it from your favorite online content provider for free!

 

MORE SAVINGS MORE POINTS MORE EPIC STUFF

Guy's gonna drown when the tides get high, apparently the villain has a fetish for drowning his enemies. I'm more worried about the satirical "Skyrim with guns" bit from machinima being used as a selling point.

edit: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tXY-lxI2nek

 

Far Cry 3 has really been selling itself on a psychotic villain, and the said psychotic villain is someone with whom you'll to and fro throughout the game. Him burying a severed head in the sand is part of his crazy persona. He also plays Russian Roulette with people he kidnaps.

The main villain is supposed to be something like Jean Claude Van Damme's and Scott Adkin's characters in Expendables 2. He is a mixture of a petty criminal, a cult leader, an eccentric and capricious madman, get-rich-quick schemer, a ruthless slaver, and drug-addicted serial killer all wrapped in one. At least according to the game's info released so far. Like the villains of Expendables 2, he is getting forced labour out of the residents of some place to get something he wants and is using terror to get his ends achieved.

I think this whole idea is...acceptable? We have seen enough of the clever scheming Lawful Evil genius, that someone more down-to-earth and more one-dimensional in wanting to shoot people seems to be a breath of fresh air. At least the eccentric villains of Expendables 2 worked well enough, so it might work in Far Cry 3.

 

That's not a severed head Wyrmlord. He's giving him the "Something to Tide You Over" treatment.