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And faggot.

Yup, I can certainly see a pattern here.

Yeah, let's just keep ignoring the fact that in just about every vid (at least of games I played so I recognise this) they actually show scenes from all stages of the game - early, mid and ending, which does imply they actually finish them. This alone puts them miles about the typical "monocled investigative journalism®" out there.

 

The cube tapping itself is a weirdly soothing experience, and a good way to channel any excess anxiety or nervous energy one might have.
- Kotaku

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THE REALITY




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How do you achieve all this...... well.....

 

Whatever's in that cube isn't going to be worth it. Guaranteed. Here's what's going to happen;

-people tap away for weeks, some individuals spending hours every day
-the cube is eventually tapped away
-what's inside sucks, people rage, Molyneux dies under mysterious circumstances for having yet another unfulfilled promise

Either that or people simply get bored long before they get to the centre of the cube and nobody finds out what's in it.

 

Surely you mean: a bountiful feast of succulent disappointment harvested from the gullible sustains Molyneux through another decade of vampiric existence?

 

Emergent Gameplay™


Also,

 

As far as funny "reviews" go, Broteam beats all the pretentious shit like Yahtzee by a country mile.

Also, his videos are a pretty good radar for spotting -wannabe faggots, due to a significant amount of game, movie and book references in them. "Hurr durr, I didn't hear anything but swearing, this sucks". Of course you didn't, you mongoloid.

 

We see what we want to see, not necessarily what is really there.

Off to watch some Broteam videos now and laugh my ass off.

 

So this shit is now even considered "monocled" ? Good to know.

 

You know what I got for you? A knife in the throat.

 

Butthurt over internet reviewers, good, good, Codex is a step closer to Gamefags.

 

Come at me bro

 

If you do not 'get' broteam then you are realy really dumb. It's not like they're being subtle with their irony, even less so since they've sold out to/partnered with machinima - see for exemplification the Borderlands 2 review. Still funny tough.

 

The fuck... is that for real? The "Bethesda shit with guns" line is an tag-line now? NMA or whoever came up with it should be compensated for that.

 

"Like Skyrim with guns"

ugggh.

 

"Like Skyrim with guns"

Isn't that FO4?

 

Of course you forgot, you sexist pig.

 

Bro-teams ending music reminds me of that grim-reaper guy in Kid Icarus.

 

Seems like they brought popamole to the next level

 

"Like Skyrim with guns."

So basically retarded AI, boring quests, over-simplified gameplay, a game world that doesn't react to or give a shit about the player and zero challenge?

 

plus you can be a dragon with guns

 

Yeah, it's not possible to understand something without liking it. Clearly, Broteam are the pinnacle of satirical genius. Jonathan Swift rises from his grave and humbles himself before the ADHD youtube idiot screaming about dancing. Broteam make references, which, as we all know, automatically makes something clever.

 

maybe people in glasshouses shouldn't suck whole bags of dongs with the light's on, admiral.