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Discussion in 'General Gaming' started by Jaesun, Mar 15, 2011.

  1. Average Manatee Prestigious Gentleman Arcane

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    I will not be able to conscientiously play BF4 until I can hear a marine frantically shouting for help by saying "HELP I'M BEING GIVEN A UN-WANTED BLOWJOB FROM A BEAUTIFUL WOMAN".
     
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  2. Sceptic Prestigious Gentleman Arcane Patron

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    Divinity: Original Sin
    :lol:

    Seriously, this is beyond ridiculous. These people need to go extinct already.
     
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  3. Angthoron Prestigious Gentleman Arcane

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    Looks like PETA has ran out of real animals to save, so they're switching to digital ones. First it was the whales in AC4, now it's this:

    http://www.peta.org/b/thepetafiles/...ta-starcraft-zerglings-have-feelings-too.aspx


     
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  4. Sodafish Arcane

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    Yeah, the presence of female grunts would be a really fair representation given women are not deployed in front-line combat, and even those who die away from the front make up a miniscule percentage of war dead. Strange how you don't see feminists clamouring to right that particular inequality.
     
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  5. Monocause Arcane

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    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u0hOEEB_ZNo

    4:30

    "What's your status?"
    "It's a total goatfuck! My men are dead..."
    "Jesus Christ! Abort!"
    "Fuck, no..."


    The latent homosexuals from DICE should take a look at Rogue Warrior and see if they don't object to verbal mistreatment of animals and Jesus Christ as well.

    I, for one, object against the culture of shame the gaming industry helps to maintain around the figure of our saviour and around our furry lesser brothers.
     
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  6. Average Manatee Prestigious Gentleman Arcane

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    Clearly Rogue Warrior failed because Bethesda tried to reach out and accept Pakistanis, inciting the evil internet 4chan trolls into retaliation.
     
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  7. Average Manatee Prestigious Gentleman Arcane

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    Terrans are already doing a lot to restore Zergling rights. Who killed the Overmind? Yeah those protoss fucks, but Terrans did the heavy lifting. Who was responsible for the abortion of plot that was SC2, which took away kerrigan from leading the swarm? That's right, motherfucking Terran. Zerglings are free from oppression thanks to Terrans.
     
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  8. Infinitron I post news Patron

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    Grab the Codex by the pussy Dead State Divinity: Original Sin Project: Eternity Torment: Tides of Numenera Wasteland 2 Shadorwun: Hong Kong Divinity: Original Sin 2 A Beautifully Desolate Campaign Pillars of Eternity 2: Deadfire Pathfinder: Kingmaker Pathfinder: Kingmaker
    Proof That American Gamers Really Do Want Japanese RPGs


    :desu:
     
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  10. Unkillable Cat Prestigious Gentleman LEST WE FORGET Patron

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    Codex 2014 Make the Codex Great Again! Grab the Codex by the pussy


    :retarded:



    :retarded::retarded:



    :retarded::retarded::retarded:
     
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  11. Infinitron I post news Patron

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    Grab the Codex by the pussy Dead State Divinity: Original Sin Project: Eternity Torment: Tides of Numenera Wasteland 2 Shadorwun: Hong Kong Divinity: Original Sin 2 A Beautifully Desolate Campaign Pillars of Eternity 2: Deadfire Pathfinder: Kingmaker Pathfinder: Kingmaker
    That's what bothers you about that article?
     
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  12. Unkillable Cat Prestigious Gentleman LEST WE FORGET Patron

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    Codex 2014 Make the Codex Great Again! Grab the Codex by the pussy
    No, that particular phrase just started a retardation cascade leading to foreseen consequences of condemnation.
     
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  13. JarlFrank I like Thief THIS much Patron

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    It would be so delicious to see PETArds going towards a swarm of zerglings with the intention of hugging and petting them, only to be mercilessly torn to bits by the "cute" zergling hordes.
     
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  14. Borelli Arcane

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    Wait that PETA zergling article is not a joke:retarded: ? But the poster even says "PETA parody".
     
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  15. evdk comrade troglodyte :M Patron

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    Codex 2012 Serpent in the Staglands Dead State Divinity: Original Sin Project: Eternity Torment: Tides of Numenera Wasteland 2 A Beautifully Desolate Campaign
    It's a parody of HotS (which itself is a parody of SC, dohoho) made by PETA, not a parody of PETA made by someone else.
     
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  16. Manjuice Nutella Arcane

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  17. Roguey Arcane Sawyerite

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    Do you have a problem with gay people forming a community based on a mutual interest..?
     
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  18. Manjuice Nutella Arcane

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    Nope. Although this site seems quite self-indulgent.
     
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  19. JarlFrank I like Thief THIS much Patron

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    It's more like, what the fuck does gaming have to do with being gay? So some people are both gay and gamers. These two things have no connection to each other.
    Shit like "lol let's review this game from a gay perspective" is also derpy as shit because lol, what the fuck? It's a game. Why should there be a special gay-specific view on a game?
     
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  20. DwarvenFood Arcane Patron

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    He posts on the Codex, so I guess not :)
     
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  21. Angthoron Prestigious Gentleman Arcane

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    "Gay Fisherman Forum"
    "Gay Botanist Central"
    "Gay Plumber Social Network"
     
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  22. Hoaxmetal Arcane

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    Buttsex.com ?
     
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  23. tuluse Prestigious Gentleman Arcane

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    Serpent in the Staglands Divinity: Original Sin Project: Eternity Torment: Tides of Numenera Shadorwun: Hong Kong
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  24. dnf Pedophile Dumbfuck Shitposter

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    They need to tone down the animu though.
     
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  25. Zewp Arcane

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    Writing reviews in third person like a boss.

    http://www.gamersgate.com/DD-TWOW/two-worlds-the-game-of-the-year-edition

    The present poster finds this amusing.
     
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