NSFW Best Thread Ever [No SJW-related posts allowed]

Is there a past and a future reviewer? That might make for an interesting gimmick.

"While the past reviewer thought the combat was very uninspired, the present assures us that it has hidden depths and a mysterious massage from the future paints cryptic images of doom"

 

Or the other definition of present, being here.

This absent poster didn't like the game or understand the story, of course his lack of being present contributed as it is difficult to play a game while not actually being there.

 

Good news! They'll like you better then.

 

Most reviewers already use that gimmick. The past professional reviewer loved Oblivion. The present professional reviewer knows that Oblivion was shit and Skyrim is much better. The future professional reviewer will know that TES 6 will be the best and the Skyrim sucked.

 

Yeah, because game trying to portray modern militqary conflict should necessarily strive to be politically correct.


Besides, I'm calling bullshit, it's not like fudgepacking is exclusive to or necessary for homosexual intercourse.

This.

Apart from maybe biowarean date sims, there should be no significant difference between gay and straight perspectives for games.

At least with shit like "furry perspective" you have some significant overlap between games and this particular interest, with many games, especially fantasy ones having furry races and stuff like that, but stuff like furry races is far more pervasive than something as narrow as some character's sexual orientation.
Defining yourself specifically as gay gamer is only marginally less derp than defining yourself specifically as gay astronomer.

Besides, would any of you guys refuse the chance of playing, for example, a cRPG (of proper, monoclean kind), set in ancient Greece as depicted in mythology on the ground that your hero would pretty necessarily be a bromancer?

Fix'd.

 

Imagine that guy in a military operation under fire.
"SHITFUCK, THEY'RE FIRING AT US, WE'RE SO GETTING FUCKED RIGHT NOW!"
"OH FUCK THEY GOT OUR ASSES NOW, SOMEONE IS THROWING A NADE!"
"Guys, guys... could you please express your distress with a different vocabulary? Your use of phrases that generally describe homoerotic interactions in a negative way implicates that you are uncomfortable with said homoerotic interactions, therefore revealing homophobic tendencies. This implied homophobia offends me."

 

I can readily imagine guy #3 being immediately "volunteered" to throw himself on this 'nade by the two others.

 

Guy number 3 takes it up the pooper. Willingly.

 

Third base, maybe.

 

If by 'it' you mean that 'nade.

 

http://www.rockpapershotgun.com/2013/03/12/simcity-server-not-necessary/

 

Genestealer cult detected.

 

Installing Train Simulator 2013, anyone got good tips for getting started? Which train is the most noob friendly? Any other equipment I'll need? What about tracks? Is there a codex consensus on the best one? The download is at 56%, so I'd appreciate prompt response. Thanks!!!

 

You don't see PETA campaigning for the rights of insects to live. This is what is disgustingly hypocritical about groups like these, they only campaign for animals that look cute like seals, it is disgusting suburban behavior.

 

Well, we have very good motives to kill insects. Baby seals, on the other hand...

 

Don't be ignorant.
http://www.peta.org/b/thepetafiles/archive/2009/06/17/obama-and-the-fly.aspx

The problem with PETA is 90% of their budget going to advertising instead of actually helping animals.

 

Yeah, I'm sure this insignificant section of their site means anything. Try to rally any action against killing insects, and see how much traction it will garner among PETA members. It is only an intellectual stance and nothing more. Their actions are directly tied to a prorata of how cute an animal is, hence the out of proportion reaction to seals, so much that they think they are entitled to speak to Inuits and Maritime/Newfoundland inhabitants who live off these industries and have to kill seals to get the population under control and let the ecosystem be sustainable.

These guys are complete lunatics, remember when they made an ad gloating about a man who had gotten killed by a great white shark on a Florida coast? Some of their members also think we should separate carnivores from herbivores so that animals wouldn't kill themselves anymore.

 

Citation needed.

 

No half- naked chicks involved? Man, PETA ain't what it used to be.

 

Kerrigan isn't enough for you?

 

there's none, HHR's talking out of his ass, again.