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Mario doesn't want to let Bowser marry Peach because he's an overweight scalie. SMB teaches fat shaming AND fursecution.

 

Poor Bowser just wants a family

http://youtu.be/P5K4C3wUZbQ?t=2m4s

 

Peach is a bitch... gets all kinky with Bowser, gives birth to a baby and then flees her family to roll out with the italian stalion...

 

wut

 

"You are the butthurt one here"

 

From my understanding, Trainspotters are genuine Aspies.

Did the makers of this game know that the majority of people who would buy it are mentally handicapped? They'd have trouble making rational decisions when purchasing shit related to their obsessive hobbies?

 

Fucking duh. Of course they did. They probably employ a fuckton of autismal cunts as developers and pay them peanuts too.

 

Dunno, I always thought it was pretty obvious you're not supposed to buy all the DLC, just your favorite train (you wouldn't be interested in a train simulator if you didn't know anything about trains, after all)

 

You guys don't know about model train collectors/builders do you? $1500 is nothing.

Check this out, http://www.walthers.com/exec/sets?how=self&type=0&scale=standard&submit.x=45&submit.y=8, a starting kit goes up to $500 and they have an even higher "premium" selection.

 

I thought there's a difference between being a train enthusiast and Trainspotting being a "special interest" for people with Aspergers.

This guy's "special interest" happens to be VCRs.

 

Ours is cRPGs.

 

Well, I don't think uberaspies would enjoy a simulation of the real thing anyway. The guy who wrote that thinks it's a trainspotting game because he doesn't seem to understand the point of simulators.

 

It's a butthurt ouroborous.

 

When I saw that the Damsel was interchangable in the XBOX version of Spelunky a few months back, I thought "cool, now nobody has a reason to complain anymore about sexism or gender roles in Spelunky".

There's always a special flower somewhere that needs to be stomped on...

 

Well, this is what happens when you make it possible to turn the hero's political marriage into Pimp My Waifu.

 

Roguey complaining about even more useless shit.

No big surprise there.

 

I don't get it. When we see big muscly guys in games and movies, we (the guys) love it. Same with feminine chicks - they're sexy.

The only people who could honestly find a problem with that are sexually frustrated females and their conformist lackey bunch.

 

Yes, the bloody platformer needs a epic story-arch, that breaks all cliches and challenge the views of its audience, to provide REAL MOTIVATION for my character! Fuck PacMan, I can't play that, I don't know what I'm fighting for!

 

[src and moar] [via How Wasteland 2 Will Acknowledge Gender, Discrimination]

 

I really wish people like that would just FOAD. So much drama over such petty things.

 

better yet, there should be a minimum IQ requirement for procreation...

 

Then people will whine that the mentally handicapped have rights too, and forced sterilization is not the answer. Although, there is a compelling argument for preventing those not capable of rational, independent thought from breeding.