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Discussion in 'General Gaming' started by Jaesun, Mar 15, 2011.

  1. Cromwell Arcane

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    If I click the link do I get the answer why someone would ask a writer who isnt even good at her job about her opinion on gamedesign and how strong focus groups influence future cashflow?
     
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  2. Night Goat The Immovable Autism Patron No Fun Allowed

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    Bullshit. Games can focus on niche markets, if the developers and publishers don't waste money. Niche audiences don't need expensive voice actors, or ads that run every commercial break on every channel, or ads that take up half the screen on every mainstream gaming site. All we need is good games, and those don't have to cost much.
     
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  3. Infinitron I post news Patron

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    Grab the Codex by the pussy Dead State Divinity: Original Sin Project: Eternity Torment: Tides of Numenera Wasteland 2 Shadorwun: Hong Kong Divinity: Original Sin 2 A Beautifully Desolate Campaign Pillars of Eternity 2: Deadfire Pathfinder: Kingmaker Pathfinder: Kingmaker
    I think the idea is that she's explaining the motives of evil gamers who harass poor developers on Twitter.
     
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  4. Dwemer Puzzle Box Arcane

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    Oh wow, she's still on the loose?
     
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  5. DalekFlay Arcane Patron

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    What she meant to say was "game companies can't employ thousands of useless people and give us pinball in the break room and focus on niche markets."
     
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  6. Tehdagah Arcane

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  7. Roguey Arcane Sawyerite

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    Hooray!

    I dunno, she's cowritten modules for P&P games. She's not less qualified than David Gaider, who was hired simply because he was recommended by an employee and ran a homebrewed play-by-mail game.
     
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  8. evdk comrade troglodyte :M Patron

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    Codex 2012 Serpent in the Staglands Dead State Divinity: Original Sin Project: Eternity Torment: Tides of Numenera Wasteland 2 A Beautifully Desolate Campaign
    New writer for Torment!
     
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  9. Gurkog Erudite

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    What stretch goal do we have to achieve to prevent her from being hired?
     
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  10. Nael Arcane

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    From looking at her face it would seem that the stretch goal is close at hand... Keep eating Jennifer!

    :yeah:
     
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  11. Night Goat The Immovable Autism Patron No Fun Allowed

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    She probably wishes she was a man, so that she could grow a beard to create the illusion of a jawline.
     
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  12. Chaotic_Heretic Dumbfuck! Dumbfuck

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    Ohh this tub of lard again trying to justify it's existence? :lol:


    Someone with a twitter account tell the tub of lard with the economy the way it is... we don't want 6 hour long movies with 15 mins gameplay for 60$ + leeching DLC just to keep talentless hacks in business and turnover in billions of US$ of Big corporate Publishers.
     
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  13. Rivmusique Arcane Patron

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    Divinity: Original Sin Project: Eternity Pillars of Eternity 2: Deadfire
    No 'down for it' option?

    And Hepler's comments about being new player unfriendly is retarded. People write walkthroughs/let's plays/class guides (for mmo's) for damn near every game for FREE. Any moron can grab that shit and learn to play if by some freak accident they can not work it out via the game/manual itself.
     
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  14. RK47 collides like two planets pulled by gravity Patron

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    Some people just don't take kindly to 'Normal' being challenging.
    e.g: Ducktales Remastered.
     
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  15. DalekFlay Arcane Patron

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    Please post pictures of your skinny and super hot wife ASAP.
     
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  16. Excidium P. banal

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    lmao this guy
     
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  17. Broseph Fabulous Hoosier Patron

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    He's right though. This is what a tub of lard looks like:

    [​IMG]
     
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  18. Excidium P. banal

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    Holy shit is that Shang Tsung from the Mortal Kombat movie
     
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  19. Chaotic_Heretic Dumbfuck! Dumbfuck

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    Bro, why so :butthurt: ? You have a crush on her? Or does she remind you of your ex?
     
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  20. Steelworker Literate

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    I too think that a female is useless if she is not attractive to my penis.
     
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  21. Night Goat The Immovable Autism Patron No Fun Allowed

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    She isn't useless because she's not attractive. She's useless because she lacks talent and intellect, and she's unattractive because she can't be bothered to put down the cake rolls and take a walk or something.
     
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  22. Gurkog Erudite

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    Women can be dumb and talentless... as long as they are smokin' hot and slutty.
     
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  23. DalekFlay Arcane Patron

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    Has nothing to do with her, I just find it amusing when faceless people on the internet critique the attractiveness of others. Put up or shut up.
     
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  24. Excidium P. banal

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    Then get out of the codex and don't come back until you've made your own CRPG
     
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  25. DalekFlay Arcane Patron

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    Yeach 'cause that's entirely the same thing.
     
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