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Discussion in 'General Gaming' started by Jaesun, Mar 15, 2011.

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Zewp Arcane

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#16726

DaelkFlay is probably ugly as sin.

Smaak my ek moet so paar poesklappe begin uitdeel.
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DalekFlay Arcane

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Zewp said: ↑

DaelkFlay is probably ugly as sin.
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Actually my wife is.

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Excidium P. banal

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As long as she's putting out. It's better than your hand

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#16729

Plague of game dev harassment erodes industry, spurs support groups

Developers, both named and those who wish to remain anonymous, tell Polygon that harassment by gamers is becoming an alarmingly regular expected element of game development. Some developers say the problem was among the reasons they left the industry, others tell Polygon that the problem is so ubiquitous that it distracts them from making games or that they're considering leaving the industry.

The problem has become so pronounced that International Game Developers Association executive director Kate Edwards tells Polygon that the organization is looking into starting support groups and that while the harassment isn't yet having a major impact on game development, "we're at the cusp of where it could."
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Guess what, people. It's harassment time again! With Helper given ample article space.

Take your gold, you greedy old son-of-a-bitch. Take all of it, no need to say thank you. Because this is for every developer's decision based on market research. This is for every unasked-for innovation. This is for every piece of marketing bullshit that claims human beings are all too stupid to understand basic maths and that removing core elements isn't dumbing down. This is for every excuse, every lie, every justification for making bad games, bad RPGs, and getting rich off the profits from them. - grotsnik

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Infinitron I post news

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Dude I just posted that

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Chaotic_Heretic Dumbfuck!

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Night Goat said: ↑

Steelworker said: ↑

I too think that a female is useless if she is not attractive to my penis.
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She isn't useless because she's not attractive. She's useless because she lacks talent and intellect, and she's unattractive because she can't be bothered to put down the cake rolls and take a walk or something.
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Smart Hot chicks are an ideal and out of my league. Smart Ugly > Dumb hot chicks, though both are cool.

Hamburger Helper is dumb, and probably illiterate judging by her short story. She deserves all the insult she gets.

And I have an inherent hatred for overweight people... since i have seen starving men kill each other over a paltry $1. Fat fucks who gorge are scum in my books.

felipepepe said: ↑

Cliff Bleszinski, the Popamoler / Robert Kotick, the Corruptor / Gabe Newell, the Eater / John Riccitiello, the Prime Evil / Herve Caen, the Destroyer / Richard Garriot, the Absent Lord / Chris Avellone, the False Emperor.
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Bester said: ↑

Rather than getting sloppy seconds / Slurping some chad's jizz, / Tasting his sweaty dick cheese, / From your wife's thot anus, / Better die an incel, / From a heart attack in a brothel
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Generic-Giant-Spider said: ↑

The good thing about 5E is it's not 4E. / The bad thing about 5E is it's not 3.5.
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Gondolin Arcane

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#16732

Infinitron said: ↑

Dude I just posted that
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Jewnja!

Take your gold, you greedy old son-of-a-bitch. Take all of it, no need to say thank you. Because this is for every developer's decision based on market research. This is for every unasked-for innovation. This is for every piece of marketing bullshit that claims human beings are all too stupid to understand basic maths and that removing core elements isn't dumbing down. This is for every excuse, every lie, every justification for making bad games, bad RPGs, and getting rich off the profits from them. - grotsnik

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evdk comrade troglodyte :M

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"12 hours ago" isn't ninja, that's just you not reading the thread.

the appalingly ignorant gathering place for hateful ciscentered rape culture enablers, the RPGCodex, provides their transphobic/cryptopatriarchal take on the matter
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Haba said: ↑

Video impressions: crap combat, utterly uninspired character creation, vendor and inventory UI is horrible and Sawyer is a gigantic faggot.

Oh yeah, and you fight wolves and spiders.
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Gondolin Arcane

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#16734

evdk said: ↑

"12 hours ago" isn't ninja, that's just you not reading the thread.
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This is harassment. I need a support group or I'll start writing bad fiction.

Take your gold, you greedy old son-of-a-bitch. Take all of it, no need to say thank you. Because this is for every developer's decision based on market research. This is for every unasked-for innovation. This is for every piece of marketing bullshit that claims human beings are all too stupid to understand basic maths and that removing core elements isn't dumbing down. This is for every excuse, every lie, every justification for making bad games, bad RPGs, and getting rich off the profits from them. - grotsnik
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Chaotic_Heretic said: ↑

And I have an inherent hatred for overweight people... since i have seen starving men kill each other over a paltry $1. Fat fucks who gorge are scum in my books.
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Maybe she had some babies through wide hips and didn't starve herself afterward? I spent a couple years in poverty-stricken Eastern Europe... most of the older ladies who survived the bread lines were still fat as fuck.

Insult her for the long list of legit reasons instead of looking like a simpleton.

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Brother None inXile Entertainment

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I too feel harassed. And yet I keep coming back for more. Me and the Codex is like one of those abusive redneck relationships you see on cop TV. I CAN'T LEAVE HIM I LOOOORVE HIM.

(I think I'm paraphrasing someone but I can't remember who)

Hepler said:

It's important to listen to fans about what's important to them, but it's equally important to listen to people who are not currently gamers about why they aren't playing.
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This doesn't make any sense to me. But I guess it does explain a lot. Cater to people who don't play games. Right.

Let us Languish in Sanitarium - Let's Sail the River of Time
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RK47 collides like two planets pulled by gravity

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Brother None said: ↑

Cater to people who don't play games. Right.
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and that's why she's fired

Orma
Honestly a socialist south Africa could not only save itself but most of Africa as well

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Roguey Arcane

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Reminds me of

Josh Sawyer said:

People look at something and go, “Ok, so we have this core of people that love the game and this other group that fundamentally hates it, so let’s make it a different game.” And it’s like, “Well… no. They hate the game. They didn’t like anything about it. You’re not going to win those people over. They don’t even like the idea of what you’re making.”
Some people think it’s a cliche phrase, but when I was at Interplay the model of Interplay was, “By gamers, for gamers.” And some people are like, “Well that’s every game.” But no, it really isn’t.

Del: Yeah, no, it really isn’t.

Josh: There are people that focus on making games for people that hate games. And… well, that’s ok, but I’m not not interested in doing that. I want to make games for people that love games. People that really enjoy them and playing them. I’m not not trying to make a game for people that do not enjoy the challenge of them of the idea of them. So it’s interesting when you get into these genres that are kind more enthusiast or ‘hard-core’ genres like RPGs and you’ve gotta be careful how much you’re appealing to people that don’t like RPGs. It’s like, “Well… they don’t like them. They don’t like any of them or anything about them.”

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Swen Vincke's words of wisdom: "I like Roguey's posts. I don't always agree with him, but I respect him."
A list of my favorite movies/shows for those who want to know but lack Library access; 25-33 minute JRPGs
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Brother None inXile Entertainment

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Well put Sawyer, well put
As Infinitron indicated, I think that attitude sums up the Kickstarter mindset quite well, and runs counter to the mainstream AAA must-appeal-to-everyone.

Let us Languish in Sanitarium - Let's Sail the River of Time

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felipepepe Codex's Heretic

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Wouldn't be surprised if this harassment stuff is just an elaborate ruse to get health risk premium...

The updated PDF of the CRPG Book is out, grab it HERE!
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Brother None said: ↑

I too feel harassed. And yet I keep coming back for more. Me and the Codex is like one of those abusive redneck relationships you see on cop TV. I CAN'T LEAVE HIM I LOOOORVE HIM.

(I think I'm paraphrasing someone but I can't remember who)

Hepler said:

It's important to listen to fans about what's important to them, but it's equally important to listen to people who are not currently gamers about why they aren't playing.
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This doesn't make any sense to me. But I guess it does explain a lot. Cater to people who don't play games. Right.
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this one? approx 2:40

DraQ said: ↑

I just want to live in a world where everyone is allowed to offend, so that no one is oppressed, rather than one where everyone is allowed to opress so that no one is offended.
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Davaris said: ↑

Its not that hard to understand, once you see that political correctness is a religion. If you insult their holy books, they all hit the censor button and throw poo.
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Azrael the cat said: ↑

If there's a common thread to the SJW, it's 'socialism minus class-consciousness'. If you had to sum it up, it's the theory that Michelle Obama is more oppressed than the straight white man that empties her trash can.
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Awor Szurkrarz Arcane

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Gondolin said: ↑

Guess what, people. It's harassment time again! With Helper given ample article space.
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Why do I suspect that Andahaira has something to do with it ?

Anyway, death threats? SWATting? WTF?

"Now this was the sin of your sister Sodom: She and her daughters were arrogant, overfed and unconcerned;
they did not help the poor and needy. They were haughty and did detestable things before me. Therefore I did away with them as you have seen."

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Awor Szurkrarz Arcane

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Chaotic_Heretic said: ↑

Smart Hot chicks are an ideal and out of my league. Smart Ugly > Dumb hot chicks, though both are cool.
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Smart and ugly is a very rare combination here.

"Now this was the sin of your sister Sodom: She and her daughters were arrogant, overfed and unconcerned;
they did not help the poor and needy. They were haughty and did detestable things before me. Therefore I did away with them as you have seen."

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The problem has become so pronounced that International Game Developers Association executive director Kate Edwards tells Polygon that the organization is looking into starting support groups and that while the harassment isn't yet having a major impact on game development, "we're at the cusp of where it could.
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Fucking pussies

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Infinitron I post news

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According to @Brother None, nobody at inXile has received death threats since he's been there.

Solution to fan violence: Don't make games for retards.
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felipepepe Codex's Heretic

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Infinitron said: ↑

According to @Brother None, nobody at inXile has received death threats since he's been there.
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No one reads my emails.

The updated PDF of the CRPG Book is out, grab it HERE!
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/v/ is apparently in celebratory mood: http://archive.foolz.us/v/thread/205238974/

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...They hate Todd Howard? Seriously? Whatever for?

Orma
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Grunker RPG Codex Ghost

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Everyone is so fucking offended these days. Feminists are offended that everyone doesn't think constantly about their feelings, anti-feminists are offended that feminists dare challenge the current worldview, introverts are offended that they are required to interact socially and extroverts are offended that introverts are so fucking narcisist. Angry nerds are offended that game developers don't cater to exactly them and only them and game developers are offended that they get e-mails from angry nerds. Everyone is offended and ask, NAY, DEMAND!, that everyone else consider their feelings above everyone else's. Nobody thinks for two seconds that maybe, just maybe, there is a shadow of legitimacy in the other party's feelings.

All of this offends me to no end.

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JarlFrank I like Thief THIS much

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Grunker said: ↑

All of this offends me to no end.
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Your taking offense offends me.

Books by me: German: Die Kleine Gelbe Kröte | English: Christmas Presents
Anthologies with stories by me: English: Space Pirates | Deluge (also on Smashwords) | Unicornado! (ebook on Smashwords) | Strangely Funny III (my story has a Jinni in it so it's Andhaira-approved) | Fantastically Horny (yes it's fantasy erotica) | How Beer Saved the World 2 German: Funny Fantasy
Mods and stuff: Thief FMs: Shoes and Dresses, Tower of Jorge, The New Sheriff, In&Out (Collab with FrenchDecay and marbleman)

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