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Discussion in 'General Gaming' started by Jaesun, Mar 15, 2011.

  1. Night Goat The Immovable Autism Patron No Fun Allowed

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    http://www.kicktraq.com/projects/481281587/cheevos-the-movie-bboy360-reaching-100k-gamerscore/
    Well, this is disappointing. That could have been hilarious.

    I'd like to think that this whole Cheevos thing is a parody, but it's not like there aren't real things that are just as dumb. I did a google search for "is Cheevos a parody?", but all the results were about Cheers: A XXX Parody. So, apparently that's a thing.

    On the other hand...
    if this guy is a troll, he may be the most brilliant I've ever seen.
     
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    That only shows that he's clever enough not to grind pay2win games.
     
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    It's like.. I don't even know how people could play games before they were invented. They're the best thing since technology allowed first person RPGs.
     
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    Who doesn't like a side of cheevos with their dewritos?
     
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    Its Jewritos and Mountain Jew
     
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    Naw, Dewritos is when you dissolve your Doritos in a glass of Mountain Dew so you don't get that orange shit on your controller.
     
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    Since I play games with Steam in offline mode my "cheevos" are massively screwy... I reached level 30, but never level 20. I finished the campaign, but did none of the quests in it. I like to think this fucks with developers spying on me to see how I played, but the truth of course is I am lost in a sea of statistics.

    I hate to admit it, but it was interesting seeing how the percentages came out on how people completed New Vegas.
     
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    Achievements? Part of me is happy that I'm in doubt, the other is scared that I can deduce what it is
     
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    Akalabeth?
     
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    The gist of it: Gnolls are for fags.
     
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    A gnoll would never allow himself to be trapped in ice.
     
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    Maybe, was it inspired by SkyrimTESO? (2015 version)
     
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    Not true first person because the stick guy doesn't have free look.
     
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    Good point, Gaider needs to go as well.
     
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    I'm horrified at the thought of someone drinking Mountain Dew to begin with, let alone drinking Doritos.
     
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    "I have no shame" says it all.
     
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    Real life Oblivion npcs, horrible creatures!
     
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    :what:
    But I...

    I mean...

    I thought it was just a game...

    :rage:
     
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    I cannot stop laughing
     
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    Full archived thread here.
     
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