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Discussion in 'General Gaming' started by Jaesun, Mar 15, 2011.

  1. Infinitron I post news Patron

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    Grab the Codex by the pussy Dead State Divinity: Original Sin Project: Eternity Torment: Tides of Numenera Wasteland 2 Shadorwun: Hong Kong Divinity: Original Sin 2 A Beautifully Desolate Campaign Pillars of Eternity 2: Deadfire Pathfinder: Kingmaker Pathfinder: Kingmaker
     
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  2. skacky Prestigious Gentleman 3D Realms Developer

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    RK47 Here's a mod you'd like. :lol:

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  3. LundB Mistakes were made.

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    Nothing new really. It's just the logical gender-equality next step from the current FNV Uterus Eater mod.

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    There were various recipes you could cook with your new uterus, and to provide IMMERSHUN and give the sense that there were other uterus harvesters out in the wasteland, you'd sometimes find a uterus or carved open woman's corpse in dumpsters.

    Truly humanity's crowning achievement.
     
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  4. hoverdog dog that is hovering, Wastelands Interactive Developer

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  5. Awor Szurkrarz Arcane In My Safe Space

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    Don't some Africans and other magic-believing crazies do stuff like that?
     
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  6. Zewp Arcane

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    Yep. The savages in my country still steal bodyparts from people to make muti. When we were little, our aprents always warned us that if we went out at night the sangomas would catch us and grind us up for muti. I was too scared to go near a black person for years.
     
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  7. Awor Szurkrarz Arcane In My Safe Space

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    It would be awesome if someone would make a cRPG with a less idealised magic system featuring sex, rape and human sacrifice :D .
     
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  8. JarlFrank I like Thief THIS much Patron

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    FATAL the CRPG
     
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  9. communard Arcane

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    Honestly FATAL had some good ideas behind it. Too bad it it was implemented in the most juvenile fashion imaginable. Also it was a fucking terrible system.
     
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  10. Xor Prestigious Gentleman Arcane

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    Codex 2014 PC RPG Website of the Year, 2015 Codex 2016 - The Age of Grimoire Divinity: Original Sin Torment: Tides of Numenera Wasteland 2 Divinity: Original Sin 2
    I don't know who has the worse fanbase: Bioware's gay pride parade, or Bethesda's extreme fetishists.
     
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  11. Excidium P. banal

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    Bioware, that's for sure. Crazy fetish stuff > falling in love with poorly written virtual characters

    Bethesda's fanbase comes up with some good stuff once in a while, though nobody made a decent pubic hair option for Skyrim yet. Or boob physics. The one that you can find make the tits behave like party balloons
     
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  12. Awor Szurkrarz Arcane In My Safe Space

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    You're saying it like it's a bad thing :D .
     
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  13. Xor Prestigious Gentleman Arcane

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    The worst part about FATAL isn't stupid shit like anal circumference or the juvenile racist and sexist stuff. The worst part about FATAL is that the rules are a mess. It's just table after table of pointless rule systems that don't interact with each other at all.
     
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  14. JarlFrank I like Thief THIS much Patron

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    "Have some rules about playing as a butcher, including skills for making sausages. Also skills for raising cattle, while we're at it. And 500 other normal commoner jobs, even though nobody cares because you'll all play adventurers anyway!"
     
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  15. The Brazilian Slaughter Arcane

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    Excession that proves the rule.
    Also, Timeslip's a girl too. Aparently. Yeah, it weirded me out too. I remain in disbelief that a woman can play Fallout AND code like that.

    I find it hilarious the complaint that a primitive tribe whose main force of work is good ol' muscles and force considers women lessers. Of course they do, they're a tribe of big, strong, muscly people that depend on muscle force!
     
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  16. Excidium P. banal

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  17. evdk comrade troglodyte :M Patron

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    http://steamcommunity.com/app/243200/discussions/0/864977564032854403/

     
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  18. hoverdog dog that is hovering, Wastelands Interactive Developer

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    7.4 hrs last two weeks / 70 hrs on record

    so he's got 70 hours of a turn-based strategy played... troll detected.
     
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  19. Declinator Arbiter

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    He's also played 561 hours of Civilization V :lol:
     
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  20. Awor Szurkrarz Arcane In My Safe Space

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    I don't understand why people are trolling :D .
     
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  22. RK47 collides like two planets pulled by gravity Patron

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  24. RK47 collides like two planets pulled by gravity Patron

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  25. Unkillable Cat Prestigious Gentleman LEST WE FORGET Patron

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    Codex 2014 Make the Codex Great Again! Grab the Codex by the pussy
    Naked guy taking a dump gets backstabbed with a huge sword, suddenly gains clothes and catches fire.

    No, that's not the most surreal thing to happen in a video game, believe it or not.
     
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