NSFW Best Thread Ever [No SJW-related posts allowed]

I just saw totalbiscuit getting confused by DiveKick's two-button layout (jump and attack).


What consoles me is that the game gives you a "FRAUD DETECTED" stamp if you don't win a single round, and he got that the first time he went online.

 

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People don't understand shit.

 

And, sad thing is many biodrones will take it seriously. of humanity.

 

I thought Biodrones don't like Planescape cause there's no gender selection and naming of the protagonist.
Don't expect them to be affected at all. Mike is just trying to win back the 'non-bioware' rpg fans.
I won't get in there till they promise rape mods and schlongs.

 

It's frequently cited as a great game by them, but I doubt most have played it.

 

Tons of hacks claim inspiration from great works, look at cinema for the largest examples.

 

"It's about emotions," Yerli says. "It's about technology that creates the ultimate emotion."

 

What a waste to kill cute raider chick like that.
A uterus is quite a awesome thing, why eat it?
Much better to use the Big Empty to house your breeding chambers of hot cute chicks, to produce a much better product than uteruses.
Heirs.
And Babymeat.
With the technology of the big Empty, it would be eat to select those who would become epic sucessors and those only fit for Glorious Babymeat Duty!

 

+ 3 Endurance > babies

 

That was obvious a long time ago. Torment begat Knights of the Old Republic begat Dragon Age.

 

Torment begat KotOR 1? Wat? The game which included every Bioware cliche ever? The game with most irritating, inane companions? With retarded story, where Dark and Light sides of the Force were played completely straight, without any subversion or inversion whatsoever? In what way it could even be linked to PST?


If you are trolling - Not bad, would again, but too obvious. If not ---

 

Heavier emphasis on companion interaction. Hubs with adventure game-like gating (like all the disguise shit you have to go through to get through Taris). Pointless combat.

Plus Josh Sawyer agrees.

 

Oh, memories. He has a few posts on the Dex too, IIRC.

 

Yup. I believe I remember him, volly and skyway bashing my Storm of Zehir review back in the day.

That posse was like pure condensed madness.

 

Gromnir was a regular on the old BIS/Interplay boards. He pulled that schtick far enough that Bioware created a Bhaalspawn based on him.

 

You mean it wasn't the OTHER WAY AROUND?

Jesus Christ o_O

 

Oh, you poor naive fool.

 

Need bigger resolution for image bro.

 

Err, it's clickable. it was supposed to be clickable, I forgot to remove "l" from filename. Fixed.

 

Newfag detected.

 

He's also an attorney. I would not want to use his services if I knew who he was.

Oh yeah and this is probably my favorite Gromnir exchange.

HA! Good fun!