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did you do it with an anal probe?

also, America being Americans, i guess?

 

I like how original joke in dickwolves used rape to show value dissonance as pretty much everyone consider rape to be horrible. But some people are just to dense and they want to be offended so they can be victims.

 

Something about this inane drivel makes sense. Some games do need more graphics than others to be better. I find pretty lame nowadays to fire up an 3d PSX action game for example. Another example is vanilla DooM, that becomes almost irrelevant once brutal DooM got released.

 

When is someone an artist ? Art is where definitions become meaningless. There are artists that create with a plan and perhaps even a specific response they are looking for. There are those who don't. To me one way of work has no more value than the other. Usually even when the work is explained by the artist it loses part of its magic.

 

Ok, so why should i get back to vanilla DooM, even tough i appreciatte Brutal Doom much more? Do you have an objective argument stating why vanilla doom is superior to the modded version?

 

Objective argument? This is not academia, I just subjectively think that your taste is shit.

 

Why do you think Brutal Doom is shit?

 

Broken balance compared to the original. Completely different flow. Flashy and cool, but nowhere near as much replay value.

 

And why do you think the shitty shotting in original Doom have some replay value? The base game is the same, only with improved graphix and some changes in shotting mechanics.

 

I loved those shitty things. Of course, if I remember correctly I only played "Tiger" ones from other people... I only had the poor man's versions of these, no name and even shittier.

Edit: lolol now I want a game.com. Also I remember seeing R-Zone commercials on TV. Ahahaha.

 

I am afraid there is a fundamental difference in our tastes and leave it at that.

 

Your tastes are blinded by nostalgia, that's the reason. Next, you will tell me that Betrayal at Krondor have good graphix or something. There is tons of shotters with better gunplay than Doom. Good things stay good, like the level design.

 

I played Doom for the first time in 2012. What nostalgia?

 

You can't even defend the outdated gunplay of Doom(or explain why Brutal Doom is shit), so why are you derping around again? Ok, so nostalgia is not the reason, but it's worth remembering that the Codex has a huge positive bias towards old games, just look at yourself trying to defend the gunplay of doom for example. Some oldie games without mods still manages to put some good gunplay, like Blood.

 

I am not some FPS expert to start derping about feel and impact or whatever. I played vanilla and Brutal and didn't like the latter. Sure, it's positive bias if it helps you sleep better. I prefer to think about it as good taste.

PS The over the top gore is try hard.

 

Good taste? more like irrelevant taste since you can't even bother to back it up. 90's shotters were also over the top for their time, so no issue for me adding more gore to the formula. I'd say it makes DooM more like the first Blood in terms of violence.

 

i have 14 Game&Watches.

 

Talking about muscle groups and fat distribution as an indicator of poor character design when her legs are about half the length they need to be

 

The cry of the modern art school charlatan, who seeks to rationalize their lack of technical ability, or a thought process, or observational powers of the external or internal. They can don it like teflon armor, to which no criticism, judgment, or questioning can stick. And it helps run a nice little racket where people without any discernible ability can earn an income, and even tenure, as a 'teacher.'

But they go against hundreds of thousands of years of history where art has had defiiniton, and art-works, no matter the movement or medium, share a common thread.

Edit: And historically, when you go beyond art and talk about 'artist,' you're talking about a profession. And in a profession, one needs to know what they do and what the outcome is likely to be.

 

It wasn't intended to be a comprehensive list of errors. My point was that as an attempt at drawing the kind of build that female shotput/discuss/weightlifting champions have, it was a major biology fail.

 

The handhelds or AVGN?

 

Hard Doom is better than Brutal Doom.