NSFW Best Thread Ever [No SJW-related posts allowed]

Reminds me of the Gas Pump save points in Barkley Shut Up and Jam Gaiden, minus the eloquence.

Also, Loverslab may have devoured all sanity from sgc_meltdown, but his essence lives on.



*Edit: Particularly on RK47

 

Holy shit is this awkward to listen to.

 

No, British people really are that horrible.

 

Fixed.

 

Competitive video game first person shooters on gamepads...

wat?

 

u heypi can liao

 

It's almost like the ending of Diablo 1.
*cue RK47 prying the loverslabstone from sgc_meltdown's forehead and sticking it into his own, knowing that it will eventually destroy him as well*

 

Not exactly SBTE material, but definitely relevant to the Codex's interests. Let the consoletard butthurt commence!

 

This was a fun watch. The Outlaws one actually spooked me.

 

that forbidden power is not for mankind to have, sgc_meltdown was the most perverted of the champions of the Codex, and even he fell to it, it cannot be contained in a mere mortal, only someone that has laid their eyes on and entered beyond the dark gates of perversity, only one that has totally cast off even their basic layer of moral decency can handle that massive influx of pure depravity.

my guess is sgc_meltdown either simply melted or became a being of pure fetishism.

 

http://www.gameplanet.com.au/news/g5242281e4f85f/Mobile-gaming-bubble-has-burst-say-developers/
http://www.gamesindustry.biz/articles/2013-09-24-game-devs-ditching-mobile-in-favor-of-pc-console

 

and they still blame piracy for their shitty apps that no one wants to buy anymore? oh well, here we go again.

 

I was out of work a year back. Took a look at app development and immediately ran far away. Nice to see that all the sitting on my ass I did was proven more profitable than at least half of all app developers.

 

They're never going to come out and say they made shitty apps no one felt like paying for.

 

And they'll bury any decent games that come out. There's probably some mobile game with the complexity and depth of Dwarf Fortress out there, but it was released the same day as 10 shitty flash games and the only person to download it rated it 0/5 for being too hard, so it will never be found again.

 

Any of sgc_meltdown LPs available. I know I will regret this morbid curiosity later...

 

Chris Avellone enjoys bad comics. People who enjoy bad fiction are usually bad writers themselves.
https://twitter.com/ChrisAvellone/status/382718056528498688

That Penguin story was particularly stupid. "Hey I know you run a criminal organization despite no concrete evidence and I publicly said I was going to run you out of town but let me just accept your private dinner invitation anyway, surely you won't do anything illegal-but-plausibly-deniable to me."

 

In the Shitaku article on the Steambox, someone mentioned they're worried a living room focus for PC gaming might remove mouse and keyboard controls from games. "VectorVictor99" posted this gem in response:

Read the whole comment thread here: http://kotaku.com/no-no-no-keep-gamepads-away-from-pc-games-i-swear-to-1387091216

 

Grade A , that.

 

If I were a fan of your posts, does that make me a bad writer then?

 

indeed. Abandoning KB&M is abandoning one of the fundamental advantages of PC gaming.

 

My posts aren't fiction.

 

And when you quote Sawyer, they're posts of truth.

 

One of the fundamental advantages of PC is that (unlike console players, who are stuck with that single gamepad) you're able to choose whatever damn peripheric you want for the game you're currently playing - keyboard and mouse, gamepad, wheel, flightstick, dragon dildo. I think reducing "PC gaming" to "because keyboard > controller" is not how one should look at it.