NSFW Best Thread Ever [No SJW-related posts allowed]

To be fair, the Devil would quit running Hell if EA offered him a job.

 

I still don't understand why the flappy bird guy took the game down. If he was making that much per day, why not just fuck off to a luxury resort for a couple of months while the whole thing blows over? Death threaths and harrasment be damned, they have resorts for rich people with privacy and extra security.

 

Same thing that must go through the minds of modders that pull their mods from the interwebs.

A bunch of drama queens.

 

Probably can't take the pressure of basically becoming a millionaire overnight by discovering mobile game herion. Hopes that if he just gets rid of it and pretends the whole thing never happened that everything will just go back to normal.

 

Another DK therapy session?
Good for the guy that he has some principles.
I really don't care about the game, but quotes like this and the clone game are causing my inner awor sense to tingle.

Edit: Angthoron trolling successful.

 

He didn't take it down because of the death threats and harassment, those started AFTER he said he was going to take it down.

Apparently he said he was taking it down because he felt that the game was an 'addictive product', and continuing to sell it didn't seem morally sound. He said that he intended it as a timewaster during little minute-long breaks in the day, but he heard stories that made him think it was becoming an unhealthy fixation for too many people.

Considering he got crackhead-style death threats after announcing he was going to take it down, and people were bidding thousands of dollars for phones preloaded with it on ebay, it looks like he wasn't wrong.

Normally I'd say the guy was full of shit, but honestly why else would he take down a game at the height of its popularity, when it was apparently making him tens of thousands every single day?

 

Streisand effect at the finest.
Why do even care if you live in shithole places like Vietnam.

 

I wasn't really hiding it, just mouseover the author's name.

 

By now, everyone in this thread really should recognize the name "Jack" as the p4r guy

 

Maybe it's him selling the phones on ebay?

 

Hahahaha, this shit is big!

 

Time to buy old Samsung phones in bulk, preload them with pirated Flappy Crack and hit it big on ebay.

 

Now I understand why craigslist was filled with phones that came with Flappy bird preloaded. I'm not joking either.

 

I bet the guy will bring back Flappy Bird in a month or two "Because he couldn't refuse all the fans", anyway.

Should Codex infringe and make a Fappy Bird app meantime?

 

Fappy Multiheaded Dicks - The Game

 

Fapping Troll © dodge multi-headed dicks trying to tap your ass and leg

 

Hmm, gameplay would consist of trying to tap on the multiheads to prevent them hitting ass and leg, with a 50% chance to fumble the click.

Cash store could provide monthly % boosts to chance to succeed a block/dodge, as well as decrease the number of attacks per minute the heads would perform.

Losing the game could result in a 1% chance to have a random file overwritten by OMGIH.txt with a random fact about a random Codexian, taken straight from Wyrmlord collection.

 

Let's just release a simple clone, to capitalize on the success of the original game. Quick proof of concept image:


EDIT: My marketing dept. has just informed me that our quick survey shows we should have used dongs instead of the textures we have chosen. Rest assured, dongs will be a day one DLC!

 

Wait wait, why would you buy a phone with the game preloaded? Can't you just not remove it from inventory or something?

 

Well of course you can. Actually I fully expect most of the phones go to people who believe that they won't be able to play it after it is removed from the appstore even if they have bought it on an earlier date.

Is it really such a big surprise that mobile gaming is full of computer illiterate fags?

 

You're talking about people who think Flappy Bird is entertaining.